@rutabagaqnchelousy.bsky.social
Finally met my match, he was right there all along. Off we go to happily ever after
May 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Finally met my match, he was right there all along. Off we go to happily ever after
Plane had an unexpected water landing, good thing I took the limo this time! (Still have not received my baggage 😠)
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Plane had an unexpected water landing, good thing I took the limo this time! (Still have not received my baggage 😠)
Dave’s limo service, 5 stars
I don’t know where we’re going, but we’re arriving in style!
For the glory, the penguins, and the CO2 emissions!
I don’t know where we’re going, but we’re arriving in style!
For the glory, the penguins, and the CO2 emissions!
May 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Dave’s limo service, 5 stars
I don’t know where we’re going, but we’re arriving in style!
For the glory, the penguins, and the CO2 emissions!
I don’t know where we’re going, but we’re arriving in style!
For the glory, the penguins, and the CO2 emissions!
Most of the wedding party has gone missing. More importantly they still haven’t found our baggage! I’m about to write a very harsh yelp review.
May 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Most of the wedding party has gone missing. More importantly they still haven’t found our baggage! I’m about to write a very harsh yelp review.
What could go wrong indeed. Crash landed, no snow, does not look like brochure. Polar bear escaped, I hope they’re careful with him! He’s a rental!
#destinationwedding
#arctictoantarctica
#destinationwedding
#arctictoantarctica
May 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What could go wrong indeed. Crash landed, no snow, does not look like brochure. Polar bear escaped, I hope they’re careful with him! He’s a rental!
#destinationwedding
#arctictoantarctica
#destinationwedding
#arctictoantarctica
UPDATE: ONE PENGUIN ESCAPED. IT’S IN THE COCKPIT. PILOTS ARE SCREAMING. 🐧✈️ #AirborneAnarchy
May 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
UPDATE: ONE PENGUIN ESCAPED. IT’S IN THE COCKPIT. PILOTS ARE SCREAMING. 🐧✈️ #AirborneAnarchy
Granny is ready to celebrate my big day! Can’t wait for her to meet the penguins!
Now the Grandmother of the bride is attending too! She's going to be pretty chilly, our nights are getting longer and colder.
@lilylenscap.bsky.social
#kineticist #kineticgrandchampionship
@lilylenscap.bsky.social
#kineticist #kineticgrandchampionship
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Granny is ready to celebrate my big day! Can’t wait for her to meet the penguins!
Final boarding call! Polar Bear sedated, the penguins are ‘secure’… what could go wrong? 🛫 #BridalPanic #arctictoantarctica
May 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Final boarding call! Polar Bear sedated, the penguins are ‘secure’… what could go wrong? 🛫 #BridalPanic #arctictoantarctica
Been up all night working on my wedding playlist with the MANFLUENCER, aka DJ Hot Mic 🔥 🎤
he has the best song ideas!
he has the best song ideas!
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Been up all night working on my wedding playlist with the MANFLUENCER, aka DJ Hot Mic 🔥 🎤
he has the best song ideas!
he has the best song ideas!
Manfluencer is so smart! Don’t forget to sun your space ports before Saturday! (I will be able to tell)
May 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Manfluencer is so smart! Don’t forget to sun your space ports before Saturday! (I will be able to tell)
I can tell you one thing, they both love raw salmon snacks and are hard to train!
May 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I can tell you one thing, they both love raw salmon snacks and are hard to train!
Oh good! Hopefully they use the space to add a Fourier to first class, a curtain is not enough!
I’ll be flying in style with plenty of leg room on FLYtLESS airlines, see you Saturday!
I’ll be flying in style with plenty of leg room on FLYtLESS airlines, see you Saturday!
May 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh good! Hopefully they use the space to add a Fourier to first class, a curtain is not enough!
I’ll be flying in style with plenty of leg room on FLYtLESS airlines, see you Saturday!
I’ll be flying in style with plenty of leg room on FLYtLESS airlines, see you Saturday!
I told the florist I was afraid the photographers wouldn’t get me in the best lighting, since travel to Antarctica is “not recommended this month” as it’s nearing 6 months of darkness, and she came up with the perfect solution! Selfie-light bridal bouquet 💐 💡
May 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I told the florist I was afraid the photographers wouldn’t get me in the best lighting, since travel to Antarctica is “not recommended this month” as it’s nearing 6 months of darkness, and she came up with the perfect solution! Selfie-light bridal bouquet 💐 💡
When your wedding planner says ‘go big or go home’… so we’re smuggling a polar bear from the Arctic to Antarctica. Meet our plus one thanks to Manfluencer, you may not know he’s a legendary fur trapper who’s swapped pelts for passports. Looks like the tranqs are kicking in 😆 ✈️ #ArcticToAntarctica
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When your wedding planner says ‘go big or go home’… so we’re smuggling a polar bear from the Arctic to Antarctica. Meet our plus one thanks to Manfluencer, you may not know he’s a legendary fur trapper who’s swapped pelts for passports. Looks like the tranqs are kicking in 😆 ✈️ #ArcticToAntarctica
I guess Aunt Arctic’s was right…
Manfluencer said Penguin meat tastes like “a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce”, and he still has plenty of space in his exotic meat locker
Manfluencer said Penguin meat tastes like “a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce”, and he still has plenty of space in his exotic meat locker
Yes, the walk-in is cold, but penguins also need to breathe! Better crack open that door, you don't want a repeat of the polar bear incident.
Meet the wedding party: 10 Adélie penguins in mini tuxedos. Trainer says they’re ‘semi-trained’… they’ll be staying in my walk-in until Saturdays flight 🧊
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I guess Aunt Arctic’s was right…
Manfluencer said Penguin meat tastes like “a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce”, and he still has plenty of space in his exotic meat locker
Manfluencer said Penguin meat tastes like “a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce”, and he still has plenty of space in his exotic meat locker
All of my attendees get a free sample! Let’s all live our healthiest life, the way the manfluencer does, all natural!
#destinationwedding
#destinationwedding
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All of my attendees get a free sample! Let’s all live our healthiest life, the way the manfluencer does, all natural!
#destinationwedding
#destinationwedding
The Manfluencer is letting me keep my ice purse in his exotic meat locker (I don’t trust the penguins), and has great suggestions for the food !
I swear I’m firing the next assistant who tells me penguins are a legally protected species 😡
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
I swear I’m firing the next assistant who tells me penguins are a legally protected species 😡
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Manfluencer is letting me keep my ice purse in his exotic meat locker (I don’t trust the penguins), and has great suggestions for the food !
I swear I’m firing the next assistant who tells me penguins are a legally protected species 😡
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
I swear I’m firing the next assistant who tells me penguins are a legally protected species 😡
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
My wedding planner came through! My regular followers know that I’m huge fan of The MANFLUENCER -the ultimate Alphacrunchy, for years!!!
He’s the cutting edge of fitness, diet, and stoic sleep patterns…and he's my Wedding DJ!!!
#destinationwedding
He’s the cutting edge of fitness, diet, and stoic sleep patterns…and he's my Wedding DJ!!!
#destinationwedding
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My wedding planner came through! My regular followers know that I’m huge fan of The MANFLUENCER -the ultimate Alphacrunchy, for years!!!
He’s the cutting edge of fitness, diet, and stoic sleep patterns…and he's my Wedding DJ!!!
#destinationwedding
He’s the cutting edge of fitness, diet, and stoic sleep patterns…and he's my Wedding DJ!!!
#destinationwedding
I am not happy with this itinerary from the flight crew, turns out I’ll have to leave Friday to get to Antarctica by Saturday! My friend only had to fly 4 hours to get to her wedding, seems unfair 😭
flightfree.org
flightfree.org
May 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am not happy with this itinerary from the flight crew, turns out I’ll have to leave Friday to get to Antarctica by Saturday! My friend only had to fly 4 hours to get to her wedding, seems unfair 😭
flightfree.org
flightfree.org
After millions as requests from my billions of fans and followers, here is the ring!
Unfortunately shortly after this photo shoot the ring disappearedi heard penguins like shiny rocks… #penguinproblems
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Unfortunately shortly after this photo shoot the ring disappearedi heard penguins like shiny rocks… #penguinproblems
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
After millions as requests from my billions of fans and followers, here is the ring!
Unfortunately shortly after this photo shoot the ring disappearedi heard penguins like shiny rocks… #penguinproblems
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Unfortunately shortly after this photo shoot the ring disappearedi heard penguins like shiny rocks… #penguinproblems
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Meet the wedding party: 10 Adélie penguins in mini tuxedos. Trainer says they’re ‘semi-trained’… they’ll be staying in my walk-in until Saturdays flight 🧊
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Meet the wedding party: 10 Adélie penguins in mini tuxedos. Trainer says they’re ‘semi-trained’… they’ll be staying in my walk-in until Saturdays flight 🧊
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
#destinationwedding
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Bad news-first polar bear didn’t make it.
Good news-my assistants were able to find a fur trapper to replace the bear, and I’ve got a new fur mini skirt for the reception! Hoping there’s enough fur left to make scarfs for the penguins
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Good news-my assistants were able to find a fur trapper to replace the bear, and I’ve got a new fur mini skirt for the reception! Hoping there’s enough fur left to make scarfs for the penguins
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bad news-first polar bear didn’t make it.
Good news-my assistants were able to find a fur trapper to replace the bear, and I’ve got a new fur mini skirt for the reception! Hoping there’s enough fur left to make scarfs for the penguins
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Good news-my assistants were able to find a fur trapper to replace the bear, and I’ve got a new fur mini skirt for the reception! Hoping there’s enough fur left to make scarfs for the penguins
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
Finally my assistants found an airline that would take me to Antarctica Saturday! Quick stop to the Arctic circle to pick up my polar bear, who knew they were so far away from each other? Good thing it’s a small world!
Flightfree.org
Flightfree.org
May 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Finally my assistants found an airline that would take me to Antarctica Saturday! Quick stop to the Arctic circle to pick up my polar bear, who knew they were so far away from each other? Good thing it’s a small world!
Flightfree.org
Flightfree.org
My Designer is creating a one of a kind glacier ice purse for my trip this Saturday! I know the polar bear will love it! Inspo pic
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
May 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My Designer is creating a one of a kind glacier ice purse for my trip this Saturday! I know the polar bear will love it! Inspo pic
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...
www.trashlantis.com/adopt-a-peng...