I miss twitter. Reals bad. This is the tweet? Is this a tweet? What do I call this? How do I navigate this? BACK IN MY DAY, I HAD TO WALK 15 MILES TO SEND 200 CHARACTERS OF NONSENSE! Not none of this confab whatchamacallit….

CANADIAN Version of this series would have been boring. Man gets cancer... Man goes to Dr. because they have universal healthcare. The End.