Rustin Lee Briskey
@rustinlee.bsky.social
Hell is hot but I’m keepin cool 😎
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Paul McCartney is punk rock. If you don’t agree with me, you can suck my dick.
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Paul McCartney is punk rock. If you don’t agree with me, you can suck my dick.
I just installed a bidet on my toilet and feel like I have been living like an animal up until this very moment.
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I just installed a bidet on my toilet and feel like I have been living like an animal up until this very moment.
Snare drums hit different in the 90s
July 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Snare drums hit different in the 90s
Dance to the misery of your life put to back beat
Dance to the sound of everything you ever lost
(Never had, nothing at all)
Dance to the sound of everything you ever lost
(Never had, nothing at all)
March 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dance to the misery of your life put to back beat
Dance to the sound of everything you ever lost
(Never had, nothing at all)
Dance to the sound of everything you ever lost
(Never had, nothing at all)
Tyranny requires people to shut up and fall in line. Do not obey in advance.
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tyranny requires people to shut up and fall in line. Do not obey in advance.
Been playing with fire in Long Beach parking lately. It’s like $69 Russian roulette.
December 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Been playing with fire in Long Beach parking lately. It’s like $69 Russian roulette.
Haunted by expired beer
November 10, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Haunted by expired beer
Who are people that are using Oxford commas trying to impress?
November 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Who are people that are using Oxford commas trying to impress?
Million dollar idea #1 garbage trucks that don’t smell like garbage.
November 24, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Million dollar idea #1 garbage trucks that don’t smell like garbage.
Armpits are gross… mostly talking about mine.
November 14, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Armpits are gross… mostly talking about mine.
My favorite part about a doctors appointment is where they ask you if you ever think about killing yourself without asking you if you ever think about killing yourself.
October 10, 2023 at 5:33 PM
My favorite part about a doctors appointment is where they ask you if you ever think about killing yourself without asking you if you ever think about killing yourself.