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the gates of hell need to close these demons keep wandering above ground and they’re all in pacific beach San Diego
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
the gates of hell need to close these demons keep wandering above ground and they’re all in pacific beach San Diego
how severe are your daddy issues you ask?
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
how severe are your daddy issues you ask?
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
How many seconds of Daughters by John Mayer can you listen to without sprinting for the nearest freeway bridge?
Can you make it to the end of the song without being forced into a padded room or strait jacket
i mean, a lot of these political “moderates” are just like their parents and if I don’t like your mom I don’t like you im very Abby Lee Miller about it
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i mean, a lot of these political “moderates” are just like their parents and if I don’t like your mom I don’t like you im very Abby Lee Miller about it
some of my best work tbh
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
some of my best work tbh
im always genuinely insulted when I say that I hate someone/thing and someone responds with “hate is a strong word” because why tf do you underestimate my loathing
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
im always genuinely insulted when I say that I hate someone/thing and someone responds with “hate is a strong word” because why tf do you underestimate my loathing
actually comprehended the lyrics of my fav cozy weather/fall song this year and realized it’s about heroin
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
actually comprehended the lyrics of my fav cozy weather/fall song this year and realized it’s about heroin
one time at work one of the weird tech bros was trying to explain to me how to get bugs off my computer so it wouldn’t be so slow and mid conversation he just descended into a flat split on the break room floor i did not ask him to do that and it was 6am.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
one time at work one of the weird tech bros was trying to explain to me how to get bugs off my computer so it wouldn’t be so slow and mid conversation he just descended into a flat split on the break room floor i did not ask him to do that and it was 6am.
idk if we’re talking versions on versions of the same song/album we need to refer to Mariah Carey’s 25th anniversary re-release of Rainbow. That album had 3 versions of Heartbreaker and they all ate. We’re not reflecting on the ancient texts anymore
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
idk if we’re talking versions on versions of the same song/album we need to refer to Mariah Carey’s 25th anniversary re-release of Rainbow. That album had 3 versions of Heartbreaker and they all ate. We’re not reflecting on the ancient texts anymore
ever had a nightmare where your teeth fall out and the dream version of you gets a little excited for veneers with a permanent grill embedded
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ever had a nightmare where your teeth fall out and the dream version of you gets a little excited for veneers with a permanent grill embedded
i need these TikTok shop influencers to step it up. I just watched a video of a girl trying to sell me gummies saying “this gummy has more fiber than sugar”. Yes as does most everything else
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i need these TikTok shop influencers to step it up. I just watched a video of a girl trying to sell me gummies saying “this gummy has more fiber than sugar”. Yes as does most everything else
if i was Taylor Swift I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Marty Healy ghosted me…that man is racist af and looks like a victorian child with consumption
October 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if i was Taylor Swift I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Marty Healy ghosted me…that man is racist af and looks like a victorian child with consumption
i still yearn for summer ‘16
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i still yearn for summer ‘16
i need that free west African chiropractor treatment (a small child walks up and down my back)
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i need that free west African chiropractor treatment (a small child walks up and down my back)
at least every week I think about when Trisha Paytas was fighting for her life online against racist allegations and used her love of rice as defense
September 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
at least every week I think about when Trisha Paytas was fighting for her life online against racist allegations and used her love of rice as defense
Gunna’s post prison glow up has me thinking maybe I should crash out to the maximum maybe it’ll actually be good for me to do time idk
August 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Gunna’s post prison glow up has me thinking maybe I should crash out to the maximum maybe it’ll actually be good for me to do time idk
every man should have to experience a simulation of an IUD insertion before going near a woman ever
August 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
every man should have to experience a simulation of an IUD insertion before going near a woman ever
black women make literally anything look effortlessly good i was just watching that episode of my strange addiction where our good sis was addicted to drinking air freshener and she made that fresh linen febreeze look so refreshing and tasty oml
July 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
black women make literally anything look effortlessly good i was just watching that episode of my strange addiction where our good sis was addicted to drinking air freshener and she made that fresh linen febreeze look so refreshing and tasty oml
this ginger man entered himself in a conversation about comic books to talk about how much he hated Garfield so I asked if it’s bc they’re twins and he never spoke to me again. As a misandrist that was truly my one of greatest works of low effort with very high reward
July 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
this ginger man entered himself in a conversation about comic books to talk about how much he hated Garfield so I asked if it’s bc they’re twins and he never spoke to me again. As a misandrist that was truly my one of greatest works of low effort with very high reward
my morning routine always includes what I call Beverly Hills Mom Breakfast (green tea w/ lemon and an assortment of antidepressants and vitamins)
July 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my morning routine always includes what I call Beverly Hills Mom Breakfast (green tea w/ lemon and an assortment of antidepressants and vitamins)
the only benefit of working with white people is that my wig looks crazy today. a mess. I’m giving pleakly in disguise yet it’s compliments all around
July 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the only benefit of working with white people is that my wig looks crazy today. a mess. I’m giving pleakly in disguise yet it’s compliments all around
Dasani water tastes like how paper smells
July 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dasani water tastes like how paper smells
what? i don’t have a favorite ex i want them all to spontaneously combust
June 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
what? i don’t have a favorite ex i want them all to spontaneously combust
i need y’all to put the grass powder DOWN i just saw someone using matcha powder to fry chicken. as if the lord doesn’t have a judgement day for us already.
June 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i need y’all to put the grass powder DOWN i just saw someone using matcha powder to fry chicken. as if the lord doesn’t have a judgement day for us already.
all these cowboy carter Paris clips got my feelings hurt fr
June 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
all these cowboy carter Paris clips got my feelings hurt fr