Drake cancels tour, days after being seen in Reds kit...🎣

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

This morning I saw our local magpie eating a Christmas beetle that had KO’d itself on the back door. Tonight I’ve collected a box of beetles to feed her and her chick in the morning. I swear I’m normal

new government legislation states that children must eat their vegetables or face jail time

Multilingual Christmas cracker jokes, number 5…
 
ME: Thanks for teaching me the German word for people
MY GERMAN FRIEND: Don't Menschen it

on saturday i was a judge at the wildlife festival costume competition - here is the winner

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