Blake Slanderson IV
@rudeape06.bsky.social
God 1st | 1906| Xi Xi Forever| Trip Advisor| World Traveler | Look, im here to joke and laugh. That's it, that's all. #OnFoeNem #ChillGuy
My homeboy moved to California and transformed into a super liberal white woman.... idk what California does to people but I want no parts.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
My homeboy moved to California and transformed into a super liberal white woman.... idk what California does to people but I want no parts.
Why is Tommy Davidson always getting son'd
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Why is Tommy Davidson always getting son'd
Ladies , your solid homeboys can not give you the best advice when you're leaving out all the important info.
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Ladies , your solid homeboys can not give you the best advice when you're leaving out all the important info.
Man.... the world is a wild ass place.
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Man.... the world is a wild ass place.
Truth be told.... there are some guys out there that hate on women just because they're doing better than them.
My friend told me a dude got mad at her for going to school.....to get a doctorate in nursing..... that's brazy.
My friend told me a dude got mad at her for going to school.....to get a doctorate in nursing..... that's brazy.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Truth be told.... there are some guys out there that hate on women just because they're doing better than them.
My friend told me a dude got mad at her for going to school.....to get a doctorate in nursing..... that's brazy.
My friend told me a dude got mad at her for going to school.....to get a doctorate in nursing..... that's brazy.
I love the fact nobody on this app knows me.
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I love the fact nobody on this app knows me.
I love my brother but.... our dad is a hoe ass mf 😂. Great dad to him, horrible dad to me 🤷🏿♂️ shame how it be.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I love my brother but.... our dad is a hoe ass mf 😂. Great dad to him, horrible dad to me 🤷🏿♂️ shame how it be.
Dr. Umar sounds so cool.......................... until we ask where the hell that school is at 😂
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Dr. Umar sounds so cool.......................... until we ask where the hell that school is at 😂
Santiago Chile is nice....
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Santiago Chile is nice....
I love you, love me back, no one said loving me would be easy.
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I love you, love me back, no one said loving me would be easy.
A person really went in the lab, got in their writer's bag and came out with "Save the Last Dance"..... This person deserves to go to hell.
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
A person really went in the lab, got in their writer's bag and came out with "Save the Last Dance"..... This person deserves to go to hell.
Left work just cause I felt like it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Left work just cause I felt like it.
😮💨 bruh when putting together a family reunion breaks into a gang war on who's who and has control over what....
🤷🏿♂️ My gang ready though lol
🤷🏿♂️ My gang ready though lol
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
😮💨 bruh when putting together a family reunion breaks into a gang war on who's who and has control over what....
🤷🏿♂️ My gang ready though lol
🤷🏿♂️ My gang ready though lol
To keep up with the trap I brought the trampoline with me
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
To keep up with the trap I brought the trampoline with me
Bruh wtf is with this game of people "getting to know you" with the soul purpose of trying to pick everything apart about you ?
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Bruh wtf is with this game of people "getting to know you" with the soul purpose of trying to pick everything apart about you ?
I'm so glad this isn't the twitter or threads crowd.
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I'm so glad this isn't the twitter or threads crowd.
She told me meet her halfway, so I took the first step.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
She told me meet her halfway, so I took the first step.
😂 my cousin mad at me cause I'm too smart to let him scam me with his "wholesale real-estate" business pitch.
I haven't seen this dude flip not a one house in 5 years he been yik yakking about it.
😂 I have 3 degrees, one is an MBA, WHY IS THIS MAN TALKING TO ME LIKE I CAN'T READ
I haven't seen this dude flip not a one house in 5 years he been yik yakking about it.
😂 I have 3 degrees, one is an MBA, WHY IS THIS MAN TALKING TO ME LIKE I CAN'T READ
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
😂 my cousin mad at me cause I'm too smart to let him scam me with his "wholesale real-estate" business pitch.
I haven't seen this dude flip not a one house in 5 years he been yik yakking about it.
😂 I have 3 degrees, one is an MBA, WHY IS THIS MAN TALKING TO ME LIKE I CAN'T READ
I haven't seen this dude flip not a one house in 5 years he been yik yakking about it.
😂 I have 3 degrees, one is an MBA, WHY IS THIS MAN TALKING TO ME LIKE I CAN'T READ
People really really really really really really will believe you're slow and it's crazy. They'll tell you a terrible lie and then be like "yeah....I got them"
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
People really really really really really really will believe you're slow and it's crazy. They'll tell you a terrible lie and then be like "yeah....I got them"
Fuck a Instagram , I like you in real life, and if loving you is wrong, I'm doing wrong til it feels right
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Fuck a Instagram , I like you in real life, and if loving you is wrong, I'm doing wrong til it feels right
Why is it that easy to believe that a black man automatically did something wrong in every situation? It's one thing for the police to criminalize your blackness, but your community doing the same to you, hits different.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Why is it that easy to believe that a black man automatically did something wrong in every situation? It's one thing for the police to criminalize your blackness, but your community doing the same to you, hits different.
Coming to me with an idea and no money is ridiculous.... What am I supposed to do with that? Homie offered to coordinate an event but can't tell me average hotel prices, airline prices, facility and security costs, or anything else. Their expectation is that we finance and they just post flyers 😮💨
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Coming to me with an idea and no money is ridiculous.... What am I supposed to do with that? Homie offered to coordinate an event but can't tell me average hotel prices, airline prices, facility and security costs, or anything else. Their expectation is that we finance and they just post flyers 😮💨
Patiently waiting on something you can damn near touch, is a skill...
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Patiently waiting on something you can damn near touch, is a skill...
360, 360, to 720 , 7:45, flight time, know how I'm moving....
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
360, 360, to 720 , 7:45, flight time, know how I'm moving....