Was pressed to find my lips completely blue. Culprit was a 2am starburst candy cane.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Was pressed to find my lips completely blue. Culprit was a 2am starburst candy cane.
Never underestimate the power of the shower
January 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Never underestimate the power of the shower
Overall the presence of accounts posting as if they are animals with the ability to post is nice…but I do have questions
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Overall the presence of accounts posting as if they are animals with the ability to post is nice…but I do have questions
The pets know to ignore me when I start talking to myself and/or go into a bit
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The pets know to ignore me when I start talking to myself and/or go into a bit
Me and my cat are a bonded pair
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me and my cat are a bonded pair
Just caught myself daydreaming about spring… 🫥
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just caught myself daydreaming about spring… 🫥
Why is all the rum gone except its underwear
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why is all the rum gone except its underwear
No one is surprised that ryan reynolds soft parents his kids. All for positive news articles but am against boring ones
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
No one is surprised that ryan reynolds soft parents his kids. All for positive news articles but am against boring ones
Cannot tell apart Dax Sheppard and Zach Braff. Love them both ✌🏼
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Cannot tell apart Dax Sheppard and Zach Braff. Love them both ✌🏼
….are you the mullet man?
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
….are you the mullet man?
One day I will be friends with Kid Rock
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One day I will be friends with Kid Rock
Churches hella packed today probably cos nothing else is working
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Churches hella packed today probably cos nothing else is working
Overhead at mex restaurant:
“Is she crazy??”
“I think she likes to enjoy her life”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU
“Is she crazy??”
“I think she likes to enjoy her life”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Overhead at mex restaurant:
“Is she crazy??”
“I think she likes to enjoy her life”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU
“Is she crazy??”
“I think she likes to enjoy her life”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THANK YOU
Being unemployed leaves so much time for shopping
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Being unemployed leaves so much time for shopping
Jarad likes to think I’m Brittany Murphy and he’s the bf. Gotta love/hate it bc we know how dat ends
September 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Jarad likes to think I’m Brittany Murphy and he’s the bf. Gotta love/hate it bc we know how dat ends
We have, like, got to make a few tee shirts together and hang out sometime
September 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We have, like, got to make a few tee shirts together and hang out sometime
Can we get how we used to get it? (Search engines)
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can we get how we used to get it? (Search engines)