Ruben Carbajal
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June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pete Hegseth launches a preemptive reply all, disclosing all of Israel's targets.
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pete Hegseth launches a preemptive reply all, disclosing all of Israel's targets.
Hey ABC News: Goodnight, and fuck off.
June 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hey ABC News: Goodnight, and fuck off.
*Someone drops their Del Taco order on the sidewalk*
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!
June 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*Someone drops their Del Taco order on the sidewalk*
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!
Just letting you know now--if they put Elon in an El Salvadorian prison, my response will not be aligned with my values.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just letting you know now--if they put Elon in an El Salvadorian prison, my response will not be aligned with my values.
Republicans see documentaries of children working in coal mines and think, "Ah, the good old days."
May 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Republicans see documentaries of children working in coal mines and think, "Ah, the good old days."
One way to use AI in the classroom would be to challenge students to test the accuracy and biases of the outputs.
May 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One way to use AI in the classroom would be to challenge students to test the accuracy and biases of the outputs.
Has Cory Booker considered filibustering himself?
May 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Has Cory Booker considered filibustering himself?
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Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!
Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!
May 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!
Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!
I don't need ChatGPT to convey my authentically phony self.
May 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don't need ChatGPT to convey my authentically phony self.
All I'm saying is a few months of exposure to Stephen Miller is more than enough to acclimate you to wading in raw sewage.
May 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All I'm saying is a few months of exposure to Stephen Miller is more than enough to acclimate you to wading in raw sewage.
When the MiraLax kicks in.
May 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When the MiraLax kicks in.
Now justice will not only be blind, but drunk.
May 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Now justice will not only be blind, but drunk.
As his first official act, Pope Leo XIV will take on 100 gorillas.
May 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
As his first official act, Pope Leo XIV will take on 100 gorillas.
TRUMP: The conclave was rigged!
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TRUMP: The conclave was rigged!
Papal conclave promises to be carbon-free by 2044.
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Papal conclave promises to be carbon-free by 2044.
The final Mission: Impossible should be Ethan Hunt working as a claims adjuster amongst a nondescript row of cubicles. As every character from the past seven films shows up, you realize they were just imaginary versions of his office coworkers.
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The final Mission: Impossible should be Ethan Hunt working as a claims adjuster amongst a nondescript row of cubicles. As every character from the past seven films shows up, you realize they were just imaginary versions of his office coworkers.
THIS JUST IN: White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel chimney...
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
THIS JUST IN: White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel chimney...
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Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!
Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!
May 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!
Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!