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ElderRubberasylum
@rubberasylum.bsky.social
Hey all, I’m Asylum.

I’m redefining once again what it is to be human.
Pinned
The fuse has been lit…

bets on which way it will go?

Supposedly 13k accounts still follow

It’s live for 7 days

Shall we witness the end of the Tornado that was Rubberasylum?!

Tune in next week!
Same Bat time!
Same Bat channel…

I should auction off the ability to push the delete button

😏
Don’t mind me, Mammas playin Pull tabs tonight

😏
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I have a piece of History. A piece of gear, a rubber suit. The kind of rubber suit I wanted for 20 years, the kind of suit I dreamed about. Through the tragedy Mom
passing last year came blessing of enough money to pay off debts and give myself a gift. This is Asylum's bespoke Aquala bondage drysuit
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Playing with my toys tonight & getting cards ready for PSA.

In a hypothetical perfect world this grouping is worth over $70k if all PSA 10 (lol, they won’t be)

Just for fun, I labeled each of the most expensive 10 with their hypothetic perfect prices.

$25k+ in cardboard 😂😂
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Forgive my silence. I had to get through my Bday & Xmas which used to be important

I’m coming to terms with who I am now

Someone just asked if I wanted to be tied up after years of futility

Sickening dread set in rather than excitement or horniness

I had to say no thanks

😤
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Depending on how that twitter poll goes a lot of changes may be coming. I do like bluesky, but some pieces of luggage may get left on the Twitter platform as the train leaves the station…
December 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The fuse has been lit…

bets on which way it will go?

Supposedly 13k accounts still follow

It’s live for 7 days

Shall we witness the end of the Tornado that was Rubberasylum?!

Tune in next week!
Same Bat time!
Same Bat channel…

I should auction off the ability to push the delete button

😏
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Intercourse and Outercourse:

Introduced in the 80s with the AIDS epidemic…

You know when you tie that hot guy up and edge him for hours?

That’s “Outercourse”

…but then again so is Oral and Anal, so you have options for the evening

😂
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m sorry, what!?

Who hired a fucking nanny to police what TCG cards I can look up.

…You must be joking me
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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sure I get into petty quarrels and dumb arguements over the dumbest things...but at the end of the day I will always and forever love my hubby kat @rubberasylum.bsky.social even with all of his weird imperfections

I'd be an absolute wreck if I suddenly lost him
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Ah, I see it's been disarmed...
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
#KinkTips

*cough*

Used tattoo chairs…

*cough*

Inkbed is a top choice…

*cough*

Facebook Marketplace…

*cough*

(This one’s missing its arms)

😈
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Stop judging a It’s a medical device!

I’m Kegeling!

lol, my doctor prescribed it!

I vacuum while Kegeling!

I run while Kegeling!

As I get older I have to make sure I get in my daily exercise, so stop snickering!

😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#NewWritingsSoon

I challenge you to imagine…

Your partner dies in front of you. Life’s winds shift & you lose your home & over $100k

You’re now suddenly broke

You plan a memorial for months & almost no one comes.

I ended up trying to take my life

How would you be doing?
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just inherited my grandfather‘s office furniture that he brought with him from Berlin in the 1930s

The chairs are early 1900s empire style mahogany (lol valued in this day of age at $2K a chair)

As for the secretary desk, I’m having a hard time finding it’s maker

(Mein Opa)
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ASYLUMPAWS IS FINALLY LIVE!!

The store still needs work, but I should stop dragging my paws 😁

There are only 10 available slots for rubber paws & 10 available slots for leather paws

First served first come 😏

asylumpaws.etsy.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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#MISSIONIMPROBABLE

I’m still designing the store, so I have no comment on the location of the 20 (live) available commissions

*Stretches & yawns*

I’ll work on the store more tomorrow. Hopefully no one figures out where this screenshot came from before I get back.

😈

GL

😁
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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ACHTUNG!!

ASYLUMPAWS HAS OPENED A STORE!!

Soon we will soft launch with a limited number of commission slots available

Two slots have already been taken by those asking to be able to support our recent move

Keep an eye on this account for news of the drop!
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
For Halloween this year I went as @grimmycoyote.bsky.social

😁
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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HELP WANTED:

Do you want a custom pair of Asylumpaws?

Do you know Wordpress well and have an eye for Wordpress design?

Do you offer fast solutions for a relatively straightforward 3-4 section redesign of an existing site?

Rubber or Leather… you tell me

DM if serious

😏
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
lol. Yeah, this is how an HR lady gets shot at work 😂
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
RIP Pup 😢
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Does that mean that puritan, right wing christians have a findom kink? 😂
a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
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October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This morning one of my partners made me come to church with him 🤣🤣

Wait… if I talk about Jesus people will give me 10% of their pay!?

I an starting to see the light

Praise Jesus!

😊
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Lol…

I’m having a scene idea 😂

Super sticky drool

😏
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM