Rhys S
@rstvns.bsky.social
the same rhys you know and love, now 20% more annoying
Oops, accidentally became a fitness influencer
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oops, accidentally became a fitness influencer
Exposed to the Gran Canaria sun for 4 days straight and not a speck of tan is to be found on my body 😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Exposed to the Gran Canaria sun for 4 days straight and not a speck of tan is to be found on my body 😭
I’ve inadvertently Pavlov’s dog’ed my own dog to come to my office every time he hears the Teams hang up sound.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ve inadvertently Pavlov’s dog’ed my own dog to come to my office every time he hears the Teams hang up sound.
Has anyone actually rated the quality of their call in Microsoft Teams??
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Has anyone actually rated the quality of their call in Microsoft Teams??
i’ve been very lacking in posts on here so please accept this as an apology
September 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i’ve been very lacking in posts on here so please accept this as an apology
lots of gay men called alex. what’s going on there?
September 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
lots of gay men called alex. what’s going on there?
Can’t stop saying labubu like that 102 year old TikTok grandma
July 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Can’t stop saying labubu like that 102 year old TikTok grandma
Jurassic Park Rebirth editor said nothing gets cut. Everything we shot stays in.
July 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jurassic Park Rebirth editor said nothing gets cut. Everything we shot stays in.
It’s impossible to look cool and graceful changing the incline of a bench in the gym
June 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s impossible to look cool and graceful changing the incline of a bench in the gym
There’s a Rhys Stevens in America who keeps using my email address. Not in a spammy way, he just genuinely thinks it’s his email address. So far he’s signed up for match .com, booked a golf course, ordered ice cream and chipotle, and now he’s job hunting.
June 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There’s a Rhys Stevens in America who keeps using my email address. Not in a spammy way, he just genuinely thinks it’s his email address. So far he’s signed up for match .com, booked a golf course, ordered ice cream and chipotle, and now he’s job hunting.
I just had the CHATTIEST Uber driver in the country. He didn’t come up for air for the entire journey.
June 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just had the CHATTIEST Uber driver in the country. He didn’t come up for air for the entire journey.
In my funemployment era (for 7 days) 😌💅
June 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In my funemployment era (for 7 days) 😌💅
I’ve had delusional by kesha on constant repeat for the past week.
ABSOLUTE. BANGER.
ABSOLUTE. BANGER.
May 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’ve had delusional by kesha on constant repeat for the past week.
ABSOLUTE. BANGER.
ABSOLUTE. BANGER.
Insta saw this like 2 weeks ago but I look good so Bluesky can have it now
May 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Insta saw this like 2 weeks ago but I look good so Bluesky can have it now
Just told my work team that I’m leaving, how’s your Monday morning going?
May 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Just told my work team that I’m leaving, how’s your Monday morning going?
No, I’ve never met gala. Is she nice?
May 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
No, I’ve never met gala. Is she nice?
It’s that time of year where my pasty white milk bottle legs make an appearance 🥛🥛
May 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s that time of year where my pasty white milk bottle legs make an appearance 🥛🥛
Hear me out, song of the summer 2025… Cry For You - September
May 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hear me out, song of the summer 2025… Cry For You - September
I realise I’m privileged to have a PT and have some guidance in the gym but my god the way some people THROW their body around on these machines it’s a miracle no ones done themselves a serious mischief
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I realise I’m privileged to have a PT and have some guidance in the gym but my god the way some people THROW their body around on these machines it’s a miracle no ones done themselves a serious mischief
happy friday to those who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
happy friday to those who celebrate
Someone’s managed to send a message to a large proportion of the NHS with only the words “prostate artery embolization”.
A hello would have been nice.
A hello would have been nice.
April 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Someone’s managed to send a message to a large proportion of the NHS with only the words “prostate artery embolization”.
A hello would have been nice.
A hello would have been nice.
Watched Conclave last night, or as I like to call it Catholic Succession.
April 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Watched Conclave last night, or as I like to call it Catholic Succession.
After some very intense deliberation I have concluded that Vanish Into You is the best track on Mayhem. I will not be taking any further questions at this time.
April 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
After some very intense deliberation I have concluded that Vanish Into You is the best track on Mayhem. I will not be taking any further questions at this time.