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I post RPG longplays on YouTube. I have too many moving parts.

Now Playing: DQVII:R


https://youtube.com/@rpgbaklog/

https://rpgbaklog.carrd.co/
I see a lot of "hawk tua" making the rounds but that's rudimentary

What do they know about the "sync dua"?
February 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I happen to fancy the cruddiness of my opening liner. It was made after hours on hours of laborious rough editing.

Sure, I can redo it—but it's not like I can do it again
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I just want to be better than the guy standing next to the ice machine on the Chun-Li stage in SF2

The guy in question
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Don't blame me for stooping so low, blame the bare minimum for being raised so high

SQRREEEAAAWWAAAHH!!!

(AWALT so MGTOW)
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It's great to exist in a society where you don't have to march through swaths of beggars at each and every entranceway, but with the dollar now worth only .90 cents, I mean, it's true... I really don't have a dime nor oren to spare.

Practice with me now: "La la la. I can't hear you!"

👉😌👈
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Nothing like stumbling across treasure in a cellar beneath the castle, eh?

I lost, but the Almighty has showed the light.

(Ripped on max settings and unlocked FPS)

(Chopped in 4K)
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
No one's going to get a datacenter GPU to run FFXIII.

And DQ7 Remake was barely surprise announced last Sept

What the heck is wrong with people?

Sheee
Woo lad! Looks like my GPU's finally met its match!

Dairy Queen 7 for the 4K debut (Reimagined)!

Making some tweaks right-quick
[Pt. 00] Dragon Quest VII (26, PC) - 'Neighborhood crackpot in Pilchard Bay'
YouTube video by rpgbaklog
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Holup,

When I went to fact-check this, what I found were NUMERAL videos being uploaded that were improperly formatted and blatantly sepia—on that day alone.

They are the worst of the worst. Go after THEM before coming for The Log.
Come one, come all to the only AV1 HDR TW3 PC playthrough on the internet. Brought some tools to spice up the bedlife.

Took me -1 day to figure this out...

Act 0 is now underway!
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We've played this before.

We know how it ends.
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
C'mon, what's wrong with the vending machine _D@n5g@me? Look at all those beautiful timestamps. You'll never know what you did w/o.

How convenient!
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Woo lad! Looks like my GPU's finally met its match!

Dairy Queen 7 for the 4K debut (Reimagined)!

Making some tweaks right-quick
[Pt. 00] Dragon Quest VII (26, PC) - 'Neighborhood crackpot in Pilchard Bay'
YouTube video by rpgbaklog
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Me: Just left pilates.

Also me: Allow the records to display that I have just departed a known domestic terrorism facility, operated by engis, and hereby guilty under penalty of perjury of conspiracy to commit domestic terror, and that the foregoing is true and correct. 👨‍⚖️
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Yeap, it's Feb 1st.

Ontraccccc!
Finna be 2 days behind with DBZ:K but with doing voice bits (there were 28 in Ch. 3 alone) — and having to learn air and hydration management — it comes to about right.

*whips freshly-printed spreadsheet*
Chrono-alignment should be a piece of cake.
Scratch this

I could use spreadsheets and straight line math to get a sketchy idea of when things will finish. But it will be more accurate as I accumulate more data and as the dates get closer.
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
B 'n' D II brings much to the table but comes across a wee bit uninspired. The warm/cozy of the 1st set is ditched for a cold/Machinarium feel. But we didn't come for backstories of 25+ bosses, we want their challenges! If starting leaves something to be desired, stick around for a "nasty surprise".
Bravely Default II (21, PC) - YouTube
Explore a new world as you fight for survival with your customized team of heroes in the Bravely Default II game, a strikingly beautiful RPG adventure. Balan...
youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This kid's video was actually pretty useful.

It's going to shave hours off my edit times
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
There are Luminous Mushrooms and fat and juicy Crimm Mushrooms -- I don't make the rules.
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Parmesan relationships are weird and always end w divorce.

There needs to be more heavily sauced and fondue relationships, parmesan can be decided for later.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I know only a board-certified judge can be a judge,
but hear me out!
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You know what they say about big crow's feet: extreme-big solar sensitivity expression in the temple region (and a thinnened dermis).

Employ care to cover up this season and apply copious amounts of sunscreen

NO ONE is immune to microwaves.
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The idea of GLP-1 agonists sounds deeply nerve-racking. Keeping food in the stomach for longer? Better hope there's not 'list hysteria' or 'salmon vanilla'.

Well-done burgers only.
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
They ain't be knowin about them blacks
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
No need to come down so heavy on the mod. I am invoked with calm knowing that fragments from history are still around.

Keep it on fighting, champ ✊
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It's nice to know that everyone's already played every Switch game imaginable, but I own a rare earth metal gaming mouse that I was lucky to nab before the duties started, and it has 59.745 million clicks left in the tank.

Don't want to be one of them 🔫
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Low HP/MP, handful of ethers and phoenix downs, haphazard asterisks, bears all the hallmarks of a man without a plan.

Stop. Freeze frame. Slowly pan/center/zoom. "I think all workers should be subjectable to performance reviews and impromptu intervention. Blind faith is the LIE in unreliable."
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
As a thigck male, I am impervious to the no. of gays on this platform.

You all've been living under rocks and I do not struggle with friendmaking.

Huge 'can't read' on your part
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM