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I hate that cars are the main way we move about and I’m gonna complain about it here.

Melbourne 🦘🌏🐨
Team meeting @ 4:30pm

“No agenda, just checking in”
a woman is sitting at a desk with a laptop and a mug that says superstore on it
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with a laptop and a mug that says superstore on it
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The most unrealistic thing about this is that an American walked to get coffee
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Cars hate this one trick #bikesky
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Alcaraz is now 3,350 points ahead of Sinner as number 1 (you get 2,000 points for winning a slam)
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
There is a gulf between #2 and #3 in ATP points. It’s a crazy difference. Can’t see anyone stopping Alcaraz
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
This is the real reason
Oh wow everyone is canceling huh
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Why do all these pedophiles write in such a strange manner? Trump has the longest sentences and Capitalises words in Such a Random way.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
That sounds like Novak's last #ausopen
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I really don't mind who wins tonight. Going for Alcaraz but Novak is just so good #ausopen
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
it's nauseating. I'd love Ali Mitchell
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Can we stop getting Jim Courier? #ausopen
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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The headlines of top 6 stories currently on the NY Times homepage:
“Trump expected to announce”
“Can Trump Really Give”
“Trump Sues…Demands”
“Trump Threatens”
“Trump Weighs”
“Trump Confronts”
Good example of the media reinforcing what @donmoyn.bsky.social calls the “personalist presidency.”
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Nick Cave was brilliant
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Elon is a cringe pedo loser
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Nick Cave was brilliant.

Alexandra Gardens, Melbourne
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I think I might hate this guy more than Trump
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:

° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement

° Create a code of conduct and enforce it

° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
How unimaginative are conservatives?

Some of their acronyms would be AEC and AA?

“Rita here from the AEC”
“Rita here from AA”
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I often have to move the content I am sharing to my dull minuscule p.o.s dell laptop screen because the text is too small for the absolute luddites that work only off a laptop screen
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I have not looked into it. Is it just gonna be Erikkka fake crying about her husband?
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why is he standing like he is trying to hold up the wall with his ass?
they're getting better at blending the lacquer into the back of Trump's hand
January 30, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Woke is just being aware of issues that have a societal impact. Being against that is to admit you don’t care. These people are vile
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I really fucking hate the phrase “bite to eat”.
Why are so many Australians saying it?
January 30, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Instead of giving us proper productivity monitors with more vertical screen space, work thought it would be good to install 34” Ultrawide monitors.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Was Australia invited to Trump’s Board of Ridiculousness? And if so, have they declined?
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM