Royalle
@royalle.bsky.social
Using social media as a substitute for a real life.
*sings* Reformers, racists in disguise.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
*sings* Reformers, racists in disguise.
The two fish traders were so big I'd go as far as to say they were huge mongers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The two fish traders were so big I'd go as far as to say they were huge mongers.
Apparently blaming it on the boogie will not get you out of a speeding fine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Apparently blaming it on the boogie will not get you out of a speeding fine.
Explaining to my date,"It's not small, it's fun sized. Don't you like fun?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Explaining to my date,"It's not small, it's fun sized. Don't you like fun?"
America is about to lower the age of consent to $40,000
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
America is about to lower the age of consent to $40,000
So Apple have released a £220 wanking sock? Insert i-something joke here.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So Apple have released a £220 wanking sock? Insert i-something joke here.
I miss catalogues, it isn't the same masturbating to the Amazon underwear section.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I miss catalogues, it isn't the same masturbating to the Amazon underwear section.
Swallowing button cells to get the good hospital drugs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Swallowing button cells to get the good hospital drugs.
Something I'd expect to see in the background of a film called "Presidential Erection".
Signmaker: ‘What you’re asking for would cost $545’
Trump: ‘What does $4 get?’
Trump: ‘What does $4 get?’
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Something I'd expect to see in the background of a film called "Presidential Erection".
Did I miss something? Who's this Trump guy?
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Did I miss something? Who's this Trump guy?
One thing porn is missing is continuity of the narrative between films in a series. Big titty chicks 2 didn't even reference the first film.
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One thing porn is missing is continuity of the narrative between films in a series. Big titty chicks 2 didn't even reference the first film.
Saw the new Frankenstein film. Disappointed they cut out the "Putting on the Ritz" scene.
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Saw the new Frankenstein film. Disappointed they cut out the "Putting on the Ritz" scene.
Got corrected today, apparently Hitler didn't write a book about Minecraft.
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Got corrected today, apparently Hitler didn't write a book about Minecraft.
The difference between heritage buildings in the US and the UK. A building that the US would list as a national monument we would convert into a Gregg's, because that shit is everywhere.
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The difference between heritage buildings in the US and the UK. A building that the US would list as a national monument we would convert into a Gregg's, because that shit is everywhere.
The Mission Impossible movies really lied to me about how complex high stakes theft is.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The Mission Impossible movies really lied to me about how complex high stakes theft is.
Frog PR hasn't been this great since the Paul McCartney song.
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Frog PR hasn't been this great since the Paul McCartney song.
If Trump wants to be king of the US I don't think he learned anything from what happened to Elvis and the Burger King.
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If Trump wants to be king of the US I don't think he learned anything from what happened to Elvis and the Burger King.
So Keanu reeves and Alex winter are doing "Waiting for Godot". Is it time for Ian Mckellan and Patrick Stewart to remake Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So Keanu reeves and Alex winter are doing "Waiting for Godot". Is it time for Ian Mckellan and Patrick Stewart to remake Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
Don't you just hate it when a few bad apples give all Nazis a bad name.
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don't you just hate it when a few bad apples give all Nazis a bad name.
Did Jared Leto punch a nun or something as people seem to hate him now?
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Did Jared Leto punch a nun or something as people seem to hate him now?
Not saying I found the return to work abrupt, but I was sat at my desk in a paper hat eating cheese and crackers.
January 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not saying I found the return to work abrupt, but I was sat at my desk in a paper hat eating cheese and crackers.
If I ever got attacked by a facehugger I would make out with it so needily that it would get weirded out and scuttle off. #AlienRomulus
December 16, 2024 at 11:15 PM
If I ever got attacked by a facehugger I would make out with it so needily that it would get weirded out and scuttle off. #AlienRomulus