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royalkayla.bsky.social
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@royalkayla.bsky.social
29. she/they. local chaos goblin. i cry a lot about media and also my OCs. i do dnd about it and i eat dice.

icon by @abrildelucia on bsky
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my friends, every week or so, eating popcorn as their heads whip to the side as they watch me doppler effect past them: ah, she's talking about wicked again
someone at my SEEMINGLY PROGRESSIVE workplace is dressed as a COP for halloween????????????
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
how you gonna come to a PLANNING APPOINTMENT WITHOUT MEASUREMENTS AND BE ACTING LIKE IM WEIRD FOR ASKING FOR THEM!!!!! how do i plan your bathroom when i dont know how big it is
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
anotha one
anotha migraine in the middle of my work day
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
stomps foot petulantly, like a child: IM TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY TWO HOURS!!!!!! IM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!! IM TIRED!!!!! body wtf i thought we had something special….
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
im being held together with spite, lint, and hot glue at this point
August 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
my brothers in beelzebub
my sisters in satan
my guys in god…..

today fucking sucks. i cannot fucking live LIKE THIS ANYMORE
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A sneak peak of my piece for the @galefanzine.bsky.social fanzine project~

Pre-orders are open now with proceeds going to charity!~

[ #galefanzine / #galezine / #bg3 / #fanart / #galedekarios ]
August 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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A little post-movie sketchy sketch.

Finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and Your Idol is officially stuck in my head.

[ #croquisdennui / #fanart / #kpopdemonhunters / #jinu / #kpdh / #sajaboys ]
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
rattling the bars of my enclosure I DONT WANT TO BE HERE!!!!!!!
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I FORGOR HEADPHONES FOR WORK TODAY THERE IS NO GREATER SUFFERING THEN THIS
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i love that ever since i started working at INSERT SWEDISH FURNITURE STORE HERE my parents have completely forgotten how to look for shit them damn selves……
August 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
new date idea: do rorschach tests
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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To see Smosh and Dropout IRL on the same day, I'm stunned. It's so surreal 🥹
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
as it turns out smosh and dropout fans are all super nice ive made so many friends today!
July 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the sacred bond of being two ppl in a public bathroom who are pooping together
July 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A Warlock to the Patron Mountain Dew…. they cast Baja Blast
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy Birthday Bronchitis! Today You Turn Chronic!
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
this man has at minimum 12 little trees and this car is Smellin and I Have A Migraine Sir
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i hate that capitalism has forced me to be in an office full of my coworkers when im hacking up a lung every few minutes. its not fair to me or anyone but here i am :D
June 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
doctors out here charging for notes in this economy now??? bruhh
June 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
decided to watch a random horror movie cus i saw the thumbnail of a single youtube video about it…. anyway great decision, genuinely first horror movie in a while to freak me out. yall should watch “talk to me”
June 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
lets help this dope human make his surgery dreams a reality!!!!! #topsurgery #trans #transition
May 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My top surgery is scheduled for August 14th!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still trying to raise funds to help with this, please share if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/elias-need...
Donate to Elias Needs Your Support for Top Surgery, organized by Elias Wright
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May 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i hope everyone in this office is happy to have me coughing and sounding like i have covid in the background of all their calls throughout the day cus my company refuses to just let me work from home 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM