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Royal Archivist
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Professional writer, part-time video editor || Multiple POVs, subtitles, better audio & transcripts || 🪷 QSMP + Arkanis 🪷 || Credit my edits if reposting

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12
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#Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza or Philtha?*

#Phil: You had it right the first time! Most people call me Phil, but you can call me whatever you want. Whichever’s easier.

#Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄

#Phil: [Laughs] It’s me, Jonas Minecraft!

#QSMP
March 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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#Tina: But he's an alien! 😯

#Quackity: What did– what did you say to him? What? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒

#Tina: NO! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin!

#Quackity: Oh, it was the skin? Ok. 😒

#Tina: NO!!!!! 😫
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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#Pac: Oh, and by the way, Fit– you forgot this yesterday, in my house. 😘🥋

#Quackity: THERE'S NO FCKING WAY! There is NO fcking way bro! Are you joking? Are you fcking joking???

#Tubbo: I HATE THIS SERVER 💀

#Hideduo
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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#Quackity: Are you free for Valentine's?

#Fit: Uh... 😬 No Quackity, I'm sorry, I have plans. I don't think Tubbo does though!

#Tubbo: No, no no– You don't need to–

Happy 1 year anniversary to Quackity shooting his shot (and very quickly getting shot down) #Hideduo 💘
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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#Fit: *notices Pac is online*

Fit >> o/////
Fit >> OI PAC
Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA
Fit >> *slames desk*
Fit >> *wolf whistle*

#Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌

#Hideduo
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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#Etoiles: Foolish, why did you... Uh, Pomme, don't listen to this– Why did you fck a granddad? 🤨

#Roier: Yes, why do you like the old mans? Wtf!

#Foolish: No! It was not– There was no– no grandfathers were fcked that night!

#Cellbit: ...That night? 🤨
February 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#Roier: You had şeẋ with my Grandpa???

#Foolish: There was no şeẋ with your Grandpa! What???

#Roier: Ok, I have a question, Foolish: it was delicious?

#Cellbit: Wait, stop– WTF IS THIS?! What kind of question is this??? Why do you need to know if your grandpa fcks?!? 😰
February 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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#Cellbit: Who says money doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf!

#Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big money- big money didn't want us to know!

#Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base.

#Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—
February 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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#Slimecicle: I hate to say it– Cellbit you got obliterated. Me and Roier were making sure you weren't GTA ragdoll-running into the next room.

#Slimecicle: And then Foolish was just hoverin' over him like "What's one more, dude? 😈"

The infamous drinking competition during the QSMP Brazil meetup. 🍻🇧🇷
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓
February 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
royalarchivist.bsky.social
Need help finding old #QSMP VODs that are no longer on Twitch and/or YouTube? Check out this useful resource created by the MCYT Archivist community! 📽️💜

Learn more about the project below: 🔽
MCYT ARCHIVES QSMP VOD ARCHIVE Looking for a QSMP Vod that's been deleted or lost? Have no fear, MCYT-Archives is here! The VOD Master Spreadsheet has links to archived VODs from every member of the server – official Twitch and YouTube VODs as well as VODs archived by the community when official ones are no longer publicly accessible. Link & more info in the thread below ↓
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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#Tina: I'm rich! Rich! Nobody's gonna stop me! [The Admins start taking her coins] NOOO!!! Please! I was meant to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you? 👿

#Phil: [Cracks up]

#Tina: I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!!! 😤
February 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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#Cellbit: Oh, by the way– if someone sends you a clip of me, uh... saying something about your panties, please ignore it.

#Foolish: Yeah?

#Cellbit: It’s just a mistranslation, ok? 'Cuz "pant" and "panties" they are like similar words, and in Portuguese, they are the same. Like–

#QSMP 🩲🦈
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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#Foolish: Look at this little guy! Who's he? Oh nevermind, he's a zombie. I thought he was this little–

#Cellbit: Yeah, little họrnỵ guy. Actually– horned. YOU SEE! Oh, come on man! Horned guy, not họrnỵ! 💀

#Foolish: [Laughs] Honestly, I was gonna let you get away with it–
February 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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[After Fit "lays" an egg]

#MythicalSausage: 🥹 You know, if it hatches, then–

#Fit: Then you gotta kill it! You kill it instantly!

#MythicalSausage: Wait! But wouldn't that be your child? 😢

#Fit: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! No, if an egg is talking to you– Nothing good ever happens, dude

#TheRealm
February 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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#MythicalSausage: Yeah, I clamp on that thing and I'm never letting go. 😏

#Seapeekay: Well, that's enough of that for me! 😰

#Fit: We're just talking about riding dragons!

#TheRealm #FithicalSausage
February 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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#GuhZera: Thank god your livelihood depends on streaming and not music.

#Gris: [Punches GuhZera] 😡

#Guaxinim: What the hell, man! You're right though. 😅

#Arkanis
November 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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#Guaxinim: "I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass listenin' to our favorite song–"

I had no idea Guaxinim was a pianist, so when he sat down to play piano for Gris then played an ACTUAL piano and started singing, my heart melted 🥹💕

#Arkanis
November 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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#Guaxinim: [Reading chat] "You're very poetic today" I'm always poetic. I'm just hiding my secret intentions.

#Guaxinim: I am an evil bad boy, I am a villain, but I'm just masquerading my bad intentions with my "cute face." Inside I am: 😈🔥💥 Outside I am: 😊🎀✨💖🌺

#Arkanis
November 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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#Pac: "Lost everything but you still have us." True, that's important, huh? And there are the Valigma specialists.

[He gazes at a red flower 🌹]

#Pac: ...And he came too.

#Pac: Sorry, sorry, I lost it. What would Fit say to me? "Calma, calma" That, he would say that.

#Hideduo
November 7, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓
November 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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#Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun

#Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend.

#Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡

#Arkanis
November 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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#Bad: You've got this! You can do it! 😀

#Bagi: No– Bad! What– where are you?! NO! No "You got this!" I'm traumatized! Enough!!! 😫

One of my favorite moments from Bagi's POV of the Arkanis event was when she snapped and started trying to beat the crap out of Bad.
November 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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#Fit: I may have lied a little bit in the past week. I may have lied, as us men sometimes do, from time to time. Very rarely though.

#Fit: We're here for the Halloween event for Arkanis. This has been in the works for a little while. We didn't forget about you.
November 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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#Roier: Hey Bobby, when are you going to grow up? I mean, when are you going to come out of that damn shell–

#Bobby: [Wiggles to indicate "no"]

#Roier: Never? You’re going to stay like that? Yeah, you’re right, you can’t grow up anymore. But maybe the other eggs can, right?
November 3, 2024 at 2:54 AM