Ever thought about how “Elon” is the stupidest fucking name there has ever been?
March 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ever thought about how “Elon” is the stupidest fucking name there has ever been?
ITS NOT LOADED OMGF GET OFF MY DICK
January 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ITS NOT LOADED OMGF GET OFF MY DICK
You telling me “straight men” watch WWE??
January 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You telling me “straight men” watch WWE??
Damn you really just gonna spin my knob like that??
December 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Damn you really just gonna spin my knob like that??
Check out this motherfucker
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Check out this motherfucker
Ohio is biggest US exporter of poop
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Ohio is biggest US exporter of poop
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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You shouldn’t have to go to work if it has recently rained
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
You shouldn’t have to go to work if it has recently rained
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I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me “why do feminists hate men so much?”
My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.
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My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.
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December 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me “why do feminists hate men so much?”
My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.
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My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.
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Yall ever tell your boss you’ve going nonverbal for the day? Thinking of trying it out today
December 4, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Yall ever tell your boss you’ve going nonverbal for the day? Thinking of trying it out today
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the orcas reading this article:
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
the orcas reading this article:
Get in babe, we’re goin to the swamp 😎
December 3, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Get in babe, we’re goin to the swamp 😎
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petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet
Oh no the grinch!
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Oh no the grinch!
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She kinda looks like she is regretting her rendezvous with the neighbor cat tbh
December 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
She kinda looks like she is regretting her rendezvous with the neighbor cat tbh
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Thinking about her.
December 1, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Thinking about her.
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the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one
So who is making all the funny stuff here on new twitter?? I need posts that are worth sending to my only friend plz
November 30, 2024 at 1:20 PM
So who is making all the funny stuff here on new twitter?? I need posts that are worth sending to my only friend plz
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me at the family Thanksgiving:
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
me at the family Thanksgiving: