@rowsdower50.bsky.social
Trying to manifest a @speedballbailey.bsky.social & @localthunk.com T-shirt collab based on Speedball's Balatro gear.
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Trying to manifest a @speedballbailey.bsky.social & @localthunk.com T-shirt collab based on Speedball's Balatro gear.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me addressing my group of genderfluid friends.
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me addressing my group of genderfluid friends.
@hodgman.bsky.social 15 years ago, I named the cat on the left Boxcar Jones (The Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli) from your list of hobo names. Any ideas for the new lil guy on the right?
Linty Sullivan?
Gooseberry Johnson?
Cleats Onionpocket?
Linty Sullivan?
Gooseberry Johnson?
Cleats Onionpocket?
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@hodgman.bsky.social 15 years ago, I named the cat on the left Boxcar Jones (The Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli) from your list of hobo names. Any ideas for the new lil guy on the right?
Linty Sullivan?
Gooseberry Johnson?
Cleats Onionpocket?
Linty Sullivan?
Gooseberry Johnson?
Cleats Onionpocket?
I'd like to thank my cat for valiantly protecting me from my vacuum and mop by attacking them nonstop while I try to clean.
May 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'd like to thank my cat for valiantly protecting me from my vacuum and mop by attacking them nonstop while I try to clean.
Tony Schiavone: "We're going to stick with this match however long it takes!"
Guy who tunes into TBS at 10pm EST sharp to watch reruns of Modern Family:
Guy who tunes into TBS at 10pm EST sharp to watch reruns of Modern Family:
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tony Schiavone: "We're going to stick with this match however long it takes!"
Guy who tunes into TBS at 10pm EST sharp to watch reruns of Modern Family:
Guy who tunes into TBS at 10pm EST sharp to watch reruns of Modern Family:
Am I going crazy, or is this Trey Parker's voice in this Hot Wheels commercial from 1999?
March 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Am I going crazy, or is this Trey Parker's voice in this Hot Wheels commercial from 1999?
Reposted
@maffewgregg.bsky.social For your consideration:
March 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
@maffewgregg.bsky.social For your consideration:
TV Show pitch:
"Hooten & Halloran" - A show about a big city private detective agency that moves to a small town in Appalachia, to solve Hillbilly crimes.
"Hooten & Halloran" - A show about a big city private detective agency that moves to a small town in Appalachia, to solve Hillbilly crimes.
March 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
TV Show pitch:
"Hooten & Halloran" - A show about a big city private detective agency that moves to a small town in Appalachia, to solve Hillbilly crimes.
"Hooten & Halloran" - A show about a big city private detective agency that moves to a small town in Appalachia, to solve Hillbilly crimes.
My bank is trying to get me Swatted. In the spending report, they're classifying my monthly car payments to Mazda as MASS FIREARMS.
March 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My bank is trying to get me Swatted. In the spending report, they're classifying my monthly car payments to Mazda as MASS FIREARMS.
Criterion never called me back about my proposed new cover art for this classic film.
March 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Criterion never called me back about my proposed new cover art for this classic film.
Cody Rhodes is looking like New Heidecker from On Cinema. Does WWE have a rat infestation storyline going on too?
March 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cody Rhodes is looking like New Heidecker from On Cinema. Does WWE have a rat infestation storyline going on too?
RIP Buster Poindexter.
A lot of people today are going to learn that the 80s hit "Hot Hot Hot" was sung by a white dude.
A lot of people today are going to learn that the 80s hit "Hot Hot Hot" was sung by a white dude.
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RIP Buster Poindexter.
A lot of people today are going to learn that the 80s hit "Hot Hot Hot" was sung by a white dude.
A lot of people today are going to learn that the 80s hit "Hot Hot Hot" was sung by a white dude.
Made an updated version of this.
February 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Made an updated version of this.
Hey Outback Steakhouse in the Orlando Airport, I think Ironic by Alanis Morissette isn't the best song to play in this environment. There's a certain verse in there you may have missed.
February 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey Outback Steakhouse in the Orlando Airport, I think Ironic by Alanis Morissette isn't the best song to play in this environment. There's a certain verse in there you may have missed.
Currently obsessed with the Orlando Public Library's brutalist architecture.
February 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Currently obsessed with the Orlando Public Library's brutalist architecture.
Ohhhh, ok now I see what you guys mean by eggs being a bit more pricey these days.
February 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ohhhh, ok now I see what you guys mean by eggs being a bit more pricey these days.
I went to a housewarming party this evening and @johnmaddening.bsky.social was there chilling on a couch.
I almost started immediately booing him on sight after all of the conditioning from F1rst Wrestling shows.
I almost started immediately booing him on sight after all of the conditioning from F1rst Wrestling shows.
December 8, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I went to a housewarming party this evening and @johnmaddening.bsky.social was there chilling on a couch.
I almost started immediately booing him on sight after all of the conditioning from F1rst Wrestling shows.
I almost started immediately booing him on sight after all of the conditioning from F1rst Wrestling shows.
I almost Googled how many minutes there are in a year because of the Spotify Wrapped posts...but then I remembered my theater training.
December 4, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I almost Googled how many minutes there are in a year because of the Spotify Wrapped posts...but then I remembered my theater training.
Possibly my sign to "go out on a high note" with Twitter.
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
@mega64official.bsky.social
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
@mega64official.bsky.social
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Possibly my sign to "go out on a high note" with Twitter.
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
@mega64official.bsky.social
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
@mega64official.bsky.social