the peanut butter baby
@rowanoakie.bsky.social
jackass of all trades, master of your mom
(okc comic) (they/them)
(okc comic) (they/them)
in any 3D function there’s an infinite amount of paths to reach any given point. similarly, at your moms house-
January 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
in any 3D function there’s an infinite amount of paths to reach any given point. similarly, at your moms house-
sorry guys i gotta get my honey’s nut, cheerio!
January 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
sorry guys i gotta get my honey’s nut, cheerio!
i wish i was a rock giant SO BADLY 😮💨😫
i’d jump into a volcano and use it as a hot tub, eat a tree like corn on the cob, nap in the valley.
you get it.
i’d jump into a volcano and use it as a hot tub, eat a tree like corn on the cob, nap in the valley.
you get it.
January 25, 2024 at 5:12 AM
i wish i was a rock giant SO BADLY 😮💨😫
i’d jump into a volcano and use it as a hot tub, eat a tree like corn on the cob, nap in the valley.
you get it.
i’d jump into a volcano and use it as a hot tub, eat a tree like corn on the cob, nap in the valley.
you get it.
don’t ask me what’s past 9 because i’m on the sudoku grind again
January 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
don’t ask me what’s past 9 because i’m on the sudoku grind again
god took away my gallbladder bc i was too full of the humors
January 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
god took away my gallbladder bc i was too full of the humors
feel like cheese doesn’t melt as fast anymore
January 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
feel like cheese doesn’t melt as fast anymore
iconic of the furies to chase down Orestes after he committed matricide for Apollo. like YES!!! he feels like SHIT!!!!
….let’s hunt him!!!
….let’s hunt him!!!
January 12, 2024 at 3:12 PM
iconic of the furies to chase down Orestes after he committed matricide for Apollo. like YES!!! he feels like SHIT!!!!
….let’s hunt him!!!
….let’s hunt him!!!
it’s them, not her, bc i could never be her
January 9, 2024 at 3:39 PM
it’s them, not her, bc i could never be her
flirting with my wizard bf:
“i’m gonna ponder YOUR orbs 😩”
“i’m gonna ponder YOUR orbs 😩”
January 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
flirting with my wizard bf:
“i’m gonna ponder YOUR orbs 😩”
“i’m gonna ponder YOUR orbs 😩”
it’s them, not him, because i could never be him. *looks longingly at the hamburgler*
January 8, 2024 at 7:22 PM
it’s them, not him, because i could never be him. *looks longingly at the hamburgler*
hair long? want hair short. hair short? want hair long. TOUGH CROWD.
January 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
hair long? want hair short. hair short? want hair long. TOUGH CROWD.
boyfriend’s ass is HUGE. slap it call it Smackatoa.
January 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
boyfriend’s ass is HUGE. slap it call it Smackatoa.
picked up magic during the school break bc my giant brain is always craving puzzles
January 5, 2024 at 4:43 PM
picked up magic during the school break bc my giant brain is always craving puzzles
i fuck with animals but in a zoologist way. like are they beautiful creatures of great majesty? sure. should they be in my home? no why would you do that
January 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i fuck with animals but in a zoologist way. like are they beautiful creatures of great majesty? sure. should they be in my home? no why would you do that
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Standing casually in a mosh pit parrying any punches and kicks meant for me
December 31, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Standing casually in a mosh pit parrying any punches and kicks meant for me
jesus had his ass on the cross for DAYS in the heat of jerusalem???
call that some hot cross buns
call that some hot cross buns
December 24, 2023 at 9:28 PM
jesus had his ass on the cross for DAYS in the heat of jerusalem???
call that some hot cross buns
call that some hot cross buns
yeah, i like my wine how i like my decisions.
mulled
mulled
December 24, 2023 at 9:21 PM
yeah, i like my wine how i like my decisions.
mulled
mulled
gender neutral bathroom? nah.
my shits so wholesome i leave the bathroom gender GOOD. little guy smiles and waves at me before i send him to the flushed away town.
my shits so wholesome i leave the bathroom gender GOOD. little guy smiles and waves at me before i send him to the flushed away town.
December 22, 2023 at 5:10 PM
gender neutral bathroom? nah.
my shits so wholesome i leave the bathroom gender GOOD. little guy smiles and waves at me before i send him to the flushed away town.
my shits so wholesome i leave the bathroom gender GOOD. little guy smiles and waves at me before i send him to the flushed away town.
my girl calls me naruto the way shipudden out
December 20, 2023 at 7:01 PM
my girl calls me naruto the way shipudden out
horrified to learn that my gender goal is sans from undertale
December 13, 2023 at 8:50 PM
horrified to learn that my gender goal is sans from undertale
Papa John? No, I’m Father John now.
For what do my famous breadsticks have to offer, when Jesus himself said “I am the living bread that came from Heaven.” ?
Come, let’s Papa Pray.
For what do my famous breadsticks have to offer, when Jesus himself said “I am the living bread that came from Heaven.” ?
Come, let’s Papa Pray.
December 13, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Papa John? No, I’m Father John now.
For what do my famous breadsticks have to offer, when Jesus himself said “I am the living bread that came from Heaven.” ?
Come, let’s Papa Pray.
For what do my famous breadsticks have to offer, when Jesus himself said “I am the living bread that came from Heaven.” ?
Come, let’s Papa Pray.
hey kitten? KITTEN. Momma’s hungie for pizza. Are YOU hungie for pizza? Yes? YAAAAY!
Now you’re going to go to Papa, yes, Papa John, and you’re going to take this gun-
Now you’re going to go to Papa, yes, Papa John, and you’re going to take this gun-
December 13, 2023 at 3:02 PM
hey kitten? KITTEN. Momma’s hungie for pizza. Are YOU hungie for pizza? Yes? YAAAAY!
Now you’re going to go to Papa, yes, Papa John, and you’re going to take this gun-
Now you’re going to go to Papa, yes, Papa John, and you’re going to take this gun-
ate a grilled cheese with a big glass of milk today. next up is writing my book report on captain underpants
December 10, 2023 at 10:56 PM
ate a grilled cheese with a big glass of milk today. next up is writing my book report on captain underpants
my green flag is that instead of sending “lmao” i’ll record an entire voice memo of just how funny i thought that joke was
December 8, 2023 at 4:35 PM
my green flag is that instead of sending “lmao” i’ll record an entire voice memo of just how funny i thought that joke was
yes professor im well aware finals are next week.
i’m asking if you’re coming to my comedy show where i “math out” the inverse relationship between sex and happiness.
what do you mean? of course that’s funny!
i’m asking if you’re coming to my comedy show where i “math out” the inverse relationship between sex and happiness.
what do you mean? of course that’s funny!
December 7, 2023 at 6:11 PM
yes professor im well aware finals are next week.
i’m asking if you’re coming to my comedy show where i “math out” the inverse relationship between sex and happiness.
what do you mean? of course that’s funny!
i’m asking if you’re coming to my comedy show where i “math out” the inverse relationship between sex and happiness.
what do you mean? of course that’s funny!