Wade Garrett
@rossg13.bsky.social
I have nothing to sell you or convince you of at this time
Merry “Who Gives a Fuck about your Spotify Wrapped?” Season to all those who celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Merry “Who Gives a Fuck about your Spotify Wrapped?” Season to all those who celebrate
I may have just made a dude wearing a “PUNCH NAZIS” shirt poop his pants.
Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?”
Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah”
Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”
Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?”
Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah”
Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”
July 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I may have just made a dude wearing a “PUNCH NAZIS” shirt poop his pants.
Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?”
Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah”
Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”
Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?”
Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah”
Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”
It’s cool how without anyone asking tons of bamas are on here posting about how Bidens’ cancer diagnosis effects them personally
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s cool how without anyone asking tons of bamas are on here posting about how Bidens’ cancer diagnosis effects them personally
Mother’s Day on social media looks like one giant ad for Cougarlife.com
May 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mother’s Day on social media looks like one giant ad for Cougarlife.com
April 1 - the one day a year bamas actually think about whether something they read online is real or not
April 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
April 1 - the one day a year bamas actually think about whether something they read online is real or not
This St Patrick’s day I am reminded of the words that Shane MacGowan once said to me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” and I think in this day and age, we can all learn from that
March 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This St Patrick’s day I am reminded of the words that Shane MacGowan once said to me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” and I think in this day and age, we can all learn from that
The best part of the Oscars is when people shut the hell up about the Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The best part of the Oscars is when people shut the hell up about the Oscars
Does the boycott count if you don’t do a post patting yourself on the back for it?
March 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Does the boycott count if you don’t do a post patting yourself on the back for it?
I feel like I know y’all well enough to say no one gives a crap about your wordle score
February 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I feel like I know y’all well enough to say no one gives a crap about your wordle score
Man, I didn’t see Don Henley or Glenn Frey do shit tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Man, I didn’t see Don Henley or Glenn Frey do shit tonight
Guess I’m gonna start going to the Kennedy Center less than my usual hardly ever
…any bets on when the name change is going to happen?
…any bets on when the name change is going to happen?
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Guess I’m gonna start going to the Kennedy Center less than my usual hardly ever
…any bets on when the name change is going to happen?
…any bets on when the name change is going to happen?
Why the hell do I keep seeing posts about Discord and not a single bama has brought up any DC bands?!?!? What is this bullshit?
January 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why the hell do I keep seeing posts about Discord and not a single bama has brought up any DC bands?!?!? What is this bullshit?
This is not the dystopian future I was promised
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is not the dystopian future I was promised
It’s weird how TikTok going dark will do nothing to my streak of never posting shit on TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It’s weird how TikTok going dark will do nothing to my streak of never posting shit on TikTok
Oh no, a famous person died
January 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh no, a famous person died
There has to be a cheaper way to let the world know you have a tiny dick than buying a cyber truck
January 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There has to be a cheaper way to let the world know you have a tiny dick than buying a cyber truck
Screw ya’ll, I’ve been boycotting Carrie Underwood for years
January 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Screw ya’ll, I’ve been boycotting Carrie Underwood for years
How did the Illuminati manage to find me one here?!?!?
January 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How did the Illuminati manage to find me one here?!?!?
*post about the fires so I fit in with my feed
January 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
*post about the fires so I fit in with my feed
Are all the habits going to combine and form one giant Voltron hobot?!?!?
January 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Are all the habits going to combine and form one giant Voltron hobot?!?!?
Who could have guessed the apocalypse was going to be so fucking stupid?
January 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Who could have guessed the apocalypse was going to be so fucking stupid?
The Doomsday Clock has been set to “WHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK?!?!?”
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Doomsday Clock has been set to “WHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK?!?!?”
It’s amazing how many skeets should get the reply “no one asked you”
January 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s amazing how many skeets should get the reply “no one asked you”