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@rossfoghorn.bsky.social
· Dec 31
i’ve been playing rocket league since before you were born
hairbrushes are the same
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hairbrushes are the same
dominoes is all about how much god hates you that day
August 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
dominoes is all about how much god hates you that day
i am putting lipgloss on and emma said that’s so pen15
August 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i am putting lipgloss on and emma said that’s so pen15
laura lynn tooth repair kit
August 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
laura lynn tooth repair kit
i use all of the available imessage features as often as possible
June 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i use all of the available imessage features as often as possible
that’s zac efron? how can you tell?
May 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
that’s zac efron? how can you tell?
my Word of the Day is: Millennial! What’s yours?
May 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
my Word of the Day is: Millennial! What’s yours?
stop 🛑 hammer time
May 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
stop 🛑 hammer time
i like my chicken cold
April 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i like my chicken cold
animated penis adventure
April 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
animated penis adventure
welcome to plathville ruined television for me. nothing compares. not even close
April 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
welcome to plathville ruined television for me. nothing compares. not even close
walnuts… gods popcorn
April 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
walnuts… gods popcorn
no i don’t want matcha are you crazy
March 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
no i don’t want matcha are you crazy
happy by pharrell just came on at the bar ezra is panicking
March 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
happy by pharrell just came on at the bar ezra is panicking
i wish they called me hot dog girl
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i wish they called me hot dog girl
busy making a gorgeous powerpoint about psoriasis
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
busy making a gorgeous powerpoint about psoriasis
they should have a close friends on blue sky so i can post my colonoscopy pics
February 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
they should have a close friends on blue sky so i can post my colonoscopy pics
been yours for so long. get right hawk tuah it
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
been yours for so long. get right hawk tuah it
right hawk tuah it…. -waxahatchee
February 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
right hawk tuah it…. -waxahatchee
as someone with a lot to say about people under 40 writing memoirs, i’m considering writing a memoir from the POV of my bile ducts
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
as someone with a lot to say about people under 40 writing memoirs, i’m considering writing a memoir from the POV of my bile ducts
i took a klonopin so i’m thinking clearly
February 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i took a klonopin so i’m thinking clearly
i want to go to a women’s wellness retreat and shit myself during shavasana
February 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i want to go to a women’s wellness retreat and shit myself during shavasana
bean trio.. wider than a mile
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bean trio.. wider than a mile
i foie gras how to drive
February 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i foie gras how to drive
jason just called to tell me he tried to buy my ex a hot dog last night
January 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
jason just called to tell me he tried to buy my ex a hot dog last night