ratatouille’s monster
@rossaroyal.bsky.social
the children yearn for private accounts.
🛑🛑🛑🛑I WILL block you if I don’t know you or want you here or if my stuff gets reposted do not take it personally mwah🛑🛑🛑🛑
🛑🛑🛑🛑I WILL block you if I don’t know you or want you here or if my stuff gets reposted do not take it personally mwah🛑🛑🛑🛑
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sorry to all the friendly random strangers who keep trying to follow me here. no. I will maintain the illusion of having a private account until I can have a private account
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his b cups omg🤲❤️
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
his b cups omg🤲❤️
manager and owner’s son clearly struggling to sell the last 10 ikea desks we have here. almost like if u started letting people remote sooner u could have had more time to sell things that were no longer needed. and now u get to move out right after a blizzard <3
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
manager and owner’s son clearly struggling to sell the last 10 ikea desks we have here. almost like if u started letting people remote sooner u could have had more time to sell things that were no longer needed. and now u get to move out right after a blizzard <3
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all my chicago moots come under my cloak…
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
all my chicago moots come under my cloak…
sorry u saw my vash cosplay stop following me here unless i know you😭 if i dont have a private scream hole i start overgrooming
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
sorry u saw my vash cosplay stop following me here unless i know you😭 if i dont have a private scream hole i start overgrooming
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What's Up With COVID and What We Can Do About It: 2026 Edition
I've thoroughly updated this public health propaganda zine! With new information about:
Adjusting mask fit
CO2 monitoring
Improving ventilation for infection control
Read at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the thread below 👇
I've thoroughly updated this public health propaganda zine! With new information about:
Adjusting mask fit
CO2 monitoring
Improving ventilation for infection control
Read at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the thread below 👇
![[COVID zine front cover]
[bold, handwritten] What’s Up With COVID and What We Can Do About It: 2026 Edition
[Drawing of a person (me) with a shoulder-length shag haircut, wearing head-strap respirator mask a sweatshirt, carrying a Corsi-Rosenthal box (a DIY air purifier made with a box fan and furnace filters)]
[word balloon] clean the air, basically! By Hazel Newlevant
[COVID zine back cover]
[handwritten text, circled by a chain which is breaking on the bottom]
“Every chain of transmission that is broken is VALUABLE. Every person that doesn’t GET SICK, that doesn’t lose that WEEK OF WORK, that doesn’t become DISABLED or DIE, from the minorest of inconveniences, to the GREATEST of losses: every single one of those things is VALUABLE.” -Becca on DEATH PANEL podcast 2/16/23.
Print and distribute this zine yourself! Download a PDF here. [arrow pointing to the citations QR code]
[drawing of this zine, getting stapled with a long-arm stapler]
[Creative Commons license logo] CC BY-NC-ND 4.0
Citations:
[QR code] newlevant.com/COVIDzine
[bold, handwritten] ALWAYS FREE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:twccexjsbh6y2tyhysjrhc2v/bafkreicg6f3tsxzbhi6hesaqppsfaaidnee33exrrwoalyxyaihaxxdk3a@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
What's Up With COVID and What We Can Do About It: 2026 Edition
I've thoroughly updated this public health propaganda zine! With new information about:
Adjusting mask fit
CO2 monitoring
Improving ventilation for infection control
Read at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the thread below 👇
I've thoroughly updated this public health propaganda zine! With new information about:
Adjusting mask fit
CO2 monitoring
Improving ventilation for infection control
Read at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the thread below 👇
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April 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
manager, tues: please clean out the closet next to your desk so it can get picked up tomorrow
me: sure np
me, yesterday: hey that closet is cleaned out what time are they coming?
mgr: oh early tomorrow morning actually! should be gone before you get here
me, today:
me: sure np
me, yesterday: hey that closet is cleaned out what time are they coming?
mgr: oh early tomorrow morning actually! should be gone before you get here
me, today:
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
manager, tues: please clean out the closet next to your desk so it can get picked up tomorrow
me: sure np
me, yesterday: hey that closet is cleaned out what time are they coming?
mgr: oh early tomorrow morning actually! should be gone before you get here
me, today:
me: sure np
me, yesterday: hey that closet is cleaned out what time are they coming?
mgr: oh early tomorrow morning actually! should be gone before you get here
me, today:
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January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Vash the stampede……
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Vash the stampede……
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January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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begging this storm to hold off JUST long enough for me to run home this weekend and grab a bunch of shit—
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
begging this storm to hold off JUST long enough for me to run home this weekend and grab a bunch of shit—
meowmeowmeowmeow
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
meowmeowmeowmeow
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