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I wish there actually was such a thing as love.
August 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I wish there actually was such a thing as love.
Somewhere in the world, in some remote place, there must be someone lonely enough, desperate enough, or weird enough to want to be with me. Unfortunately, the chances of me actually meeting this person seem to be zero.
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Somewhere in the world, in some remote place, there must be someone lonely enough, desperate enough, or weird enough to want to be with me. Unfortunately, the chances of me actually meeting this person seem to be zero.
Five goals for 2025. (Yes, I'm late. Fuck off.)
1. Get laid.
2. Get a new job.
3. Lose 50 pounds.
4. Not get a single haircut for the entire year.
5. Not trim my beard for the entire year.
For each goal I achieve, I'm gifting myself a new piercing. Not sure where those will be yet. Suggestions?
1. Get laid.
2. Get a new job.
3. Lose 50 pounds.
4. Not get a single haircut for the entire year.
5. Not trim my beard for the entire year.
For each goal I achieve, I'm gifting myself a new piercing. Not sure where those will be yet. Suggestions?
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Five goals for 2025. (Yes, I'm late. Fuck off.)
1. Get laid.
2. Get a new job.
3. Lose 50 pounds.
4. Not get a single haircut for the entire year.
5. Not trim my beard for the entire year.
For each goal I achieve, I'm gifting myself a new piercing. Not sure where those will be yet. Suggestions?
1. Get laid.
2. Get a new job.
3. Lose 50 pounds.
4. Not get a single haircut for the entire year.
5. Not trim my beard for the entire year.
For each goal I achieve, I'm gifting myself a new piercing. Not sure where those will be yet. Suggestions?