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SJ
@rookieranger.bsky.social
rookie ranger.
Fido’s mom.
just a gal that loves baseball and coffee.
I know I didn’t but also I swear I just saw Paris Hilton driving with Billie Eilish riding shotgun behind me in Shoreline…
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What’re we up to today team?
June 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Cal Raleigh isn't just carrying the #Mariners offense. What the current MLB home run leader is doing with the bat this season is unprecedented for a catcher -- especially one with a Platinum Glove on his mantle.

sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners' Cal Raleigh posting unprecedented numbers
Cal Raleigh, MLB's home run leader, slugged four more longballs during the Seattle Mariners' series win over the Twins.
sports.mynorthwest.com
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Really wish more people had this so we could make it old school tweet tweet
May 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
where I am mentally
May 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I caught an octopus on accident today 🤪
May 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Seattle fire Department knows how to win over the gays 🤪
May 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Cal Raleigh absolutely demolished this baseball 😮
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i just realized that all I own is crocs, docs, and chacs 🙈🤪
April 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The only man that can wear Pit Vipers around me is Monty 😤
April 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Cal Raleigh sends this ball off the second deck 💥
April 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is a huge win for me guys…
April 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Favorite Shark Tank Season 3 products by episode
1-EZ VIP Ticket
2-I Want To Draw a Cat for You
3-Tail Lightz
4-Swilt
5-Last Lid
6-Five Minute Furniture
7-Kisstixx
8- Rent-a-Grandma
9-MisoMedia Guitar Lessons
10-BarkEms’
11-Sullivan Generator
12-Lollacup
13-Boot Illusions
14-Cab20
15-Cougar Drinks
April 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If nothing else, at least we’ve got the funnest roastery in Seattle!
April 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Playing my first show of the year at one of the oldest lesbian bars around! If you’re not there then where the fuck are you???
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Now, then, forever
April 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Every adult trying to stop on a bike looks so silly.
April 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Safeways locking up the ice cream!!!

(Honestly this is a great idea because there’s no way I’m approaching the cashier to ask for ice cream…)
April 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You are so beautiful to me 🎶🤪
April 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love Yellowjackets but I am PISSED over the last ep.
April 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Take me back to Monster Jam 😤
April 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can’t believe I just bought a 91 year old “literary puzzle” that only like 3 people have solved and I actually believe I can solve it???
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Went to the doc yesterday… told her I love apple juice… found this in my after visit notes ☠️
April 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How’s everyone doing out there?
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Those are shorts for sure…
Have you ever seen this style of baseball pants?? 😭

Dennis Santana’s “pants” had the Rays broadcast in disarray
April 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM