Perfume after 1995: delight your senses and feel like a happy spring day with notes of sweet pea, cupcakes and warm vanilla

Perfume before 1995: it’s your husband’s wake and this will help mask the scent of rotting corpse, embalming fluid and the indifference you feel towards his death

Frank and Sadie Doyle of Beyond Belief from the amazing @thrillingadv Clink!
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We showed our almost 5 year old Star Wars for the first time last night and I have been waiting for this moment since I first found out I was pregnant!!!

Here are some of his observations:

🎶Hey baby I hear the beans a’baking!
My son doesn’t talk to me
Now I live again in Boston
And work for Harvard University
But my brother, sister in law and producer don’t live near here
My dad is dead

Good night Boston!🎶

The updated theme song is very literal

This $1400 dress looks like a tired muppet

I wish we still put naked angels on building or at least some secret society Dan Brown shit. Like a scarab or triangle with the eye on the top thing. ANYTHING INTERESTING

Spider season in Chicago

I let my four year old name the characters in our The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess replay.

I come to you not to question or debate, but to be educated with an open mind:
Is Garfield a lesbian icon?

I am so excited to see the Barbie movie that I am almost forgetting I have to first watch a movie about two of the worst human tragedies that were done to stop another one of the worst human tragedies.

Me whenever I see a group text message thread 45+ deep