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Mychael Wozniak
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Recipe whore, elder Aspie, deaf as a judge, Enemy of the State, union thug, former Army grunt sworn to uphold & defend, redhead addict (currently accepting applications), proletarian scum, and (obviously) frustrated news editor.
Back from the dead (for the time being).
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/n...
A Role Model for How to Die
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
'Among the calamities of war may be jointly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages.'
-Samuel Johnson, 1758
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/i...
How The Times Assessed That Photo From Trump of Maduro in Handcuffs
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Ooooo... an Xtian crusader! As I recall, them Moors and Mohammedans kicked their asses.
Civil war v.2 set for this year.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Pack your bags, leftist scum. They're now saying the quiet part out loud.

Enjoy those showers!
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Lights on in your head, people.
www.wabi.tv/2025/12/31/n...
New USPS rule could affect postmark dates for mail, like taxes or ballots
Mail may not be postmarked the same day it is dropped off.
www.wabi.tv
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Mychael Wozniak
Threesomes, rough towels and ‘lesbian bed death’: 23 of the best Sexual Healing columns
Threesomes, rough towels and ‘lesbian bed death’: 23 of the best Sexual Healing columns
The Guardian’s sex advice column is coming to an end after 20 years. Here are some of the most memorable questions and answers
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Mychael Wozniak
If Marjorie Taylor Greene *really* cared about the Epstein victims, she would read the names of the perpetrators on the House floor (where she would have immunity) before she leaves office.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Mychael Wozniak
Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Mychael Wozniak
If 2025 was a video
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Facebook
www.facebook.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Trump class" naval battleships... I hallucinated seeing that, yeah?
Please tell me I hallucinated that.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Announces Plans for New ‘Trump Class’ Battleships
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Like many things about the Trump administration, the Treasury Department doesn't make any cents.
www.wabi.tv/2025/12/20/h...
Hundreds gather at the Lincoln Memorial to mourn the penny
People gathered at the Lincoln Memorial Saturday in Washington to say goodbye to an American icon, the penny.
www.wabi.tv
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM