Rolfe DeWolfe
@rolfenamedwolf.bsky.social
Certified Musician, Ventriloquist, & Tumblr Sexyman of 2013.
come back to buy me food im starving....
kermit you are a lucky man
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
come back to buy me food im starving....
in 2 days i will go to Thailand and do something crazy, prepare.
August 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
in 2 days i will go to Thailand and do something crazy, prepare.
me when you dont kill your parents (your making daddy very angry)
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
me when you dont kill your parents (your making daddy very angry)
we're going orchestra
August 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
we're going orchestra
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im on the toilet, high as a kite, bongs around me, i cannot feel any of my body parts exept my left ear, i'm dying.
July 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
im on the toilet, high as a kite, bongs around me, i cannot feel any of my body parts exept my left ear, i'm dying.
ohhh lawyers!!!!
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
ohhh lawyers!!!!
help me take the lasagna out of the oven i have no mitts
July 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
help me take the lasagna out of the oven i have no mitts
no more jerking off for me... 💔
July 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
no more jerking off for me... 💔
me telling you to kill your parents (good kitten)
a cartoon character with a rainbow in the background is wearing a bow tie
ALT: a cartoon character with a rainbow in the background is wearing a bow tie
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
me telling you to kill your parents (good kitten)
mitzi died and im using her corpse to lure unsuspecting men to make my own squid games
July 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
mitzi died and im using her corpse to lure unsuspecting men to make my own squid games
chuck e cheese is going to shoot me with a 3d printed shotgun if i dont pay his will, please help me.
July 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
chuck e cheese is going to shoot me with a 3d printed shotgun if i dont pay his will, please help me.
sometimes i pour boiling hot tar in looney birds barrel and he screams really loudly its very hilarious
July 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
sometimes i pour boiling hot tar in looney birds barrel and he screams really loudly its very hilarious
mmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh yesssssssssss
July 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh yesssssssssss
drugs and alcohol
July 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
drugs and alcohol
how do i hide a body (urgent)
June 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
how do i hide a body (urgent)