Roger Graham
rogerthatgraham.bsky.social
Roger Graham
@rogerthatgraham.bsky.social
Eclectic number cruncher; above average guacamole maker; former storm chaser; University of Oklahoma alumnus. "Either be good, or be good at it!"
I now know 2 couples where this has happened:

Person A is married to person B.

Person C is married to person D.

A cheats or leaves B for C.

A ends up with C.

B ends up with D.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I couldn’t tell you the difference between a bad bunny and a good rabbit, but if it’s aggroing a certain group of people who still don’t realize Puerto Rico is part of the U.S., I’ll gladly blast it at the Super Bowl!
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
For those celebrating a certain 🤡 hitting the road here in Oklahoma.

Ingredients
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz blue curaçao
2 oz sweet-and-sour mix
2 oz lemon-lime soda (such as Sprite or 7-Up)
Garnish (optional): A lemon wedge and/or a maraschino cherry

Enjoy!
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh hai!
September 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The bad place is getting worse and the less bad place is getting worse too.

So, how’s it going over here?
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Get rid of neutral site playoff games.

Finals, fine.

All others should be in campus.
December 21, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I openly root against the other SEC schools.
November 30, 2024 at 4:14 AM
It wasn’t too bad. A little chilly to start, but I was layered up like a therapy session!
November 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
WeIp, I YOLOed and it is currently 25 degrees with a 20 MPH north wind. Mistakes were made.
There is a Turkey Trot 5K at where I'm celebrating T-Giving. It's expected to be 30 degrees (maybe colder).

Should I YOLO and run it or chill in the heated comfort of my in-law's house?

I will respect the answers given here on the butterfly app.
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
The Peanut is the best bar(s) in Kansas City.
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
You know what? We deserve Giants-Cowboys on T-Giving.
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November 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I was picking up a limb in my yard and the back of my leg locked up and I fell over like a sniper shot me.
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November 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Removed “the bad place” from my apps. So, y’all are stuck with me and my nuclear hot takes on sportsball, weather, and my mediocre golf game!
November 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
There is a Turkey Trot 5K at where I'm celebrating T-Giving. It's expected to be 30 degrees (maybe colder).

Should I YOLO and run it or chill in the heated comfort of my in-law's house?

I will respect the answers given here on the butterfly app.
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Ayo!
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November 24, 2024 at 11:19 PM