Chris: Lens Throw Calculation Extraordinaire 🖖
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Chris: Lens Throw Calculation Extraordinaire 🖖
@roehlstation.bsky.social
AVIT Design Engineer, BA in Architecture, Technology Integrator, Designer, Audiophile, Star Trek fan, Superman fan, Generally Overqualified. #AVtweeps
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Do not touch the swamp kelp when it is in bloom.
Never put Pineapple on a pizza*

*without also adding Mandarin Oranges and Jalapeños.
July 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Blackberry Old Fashioned using my Infinity Bottle of all BiBs. So excellent. @admiralbuck.bsky.social may recognize the bottle.
May 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"We the People" referred to white men, that owned property. And there are a lot of people that feel it should return to that, so convincing them that the country was not founded on Christianity (most of the founders were, at best, agnostics) will never even enter their thoughts.
May 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I hate that the number that was always synonymous with Star Trek TNG and beyond is also the same number of the most moronic president we will ever see.
May 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Anyone else feel the guy that is big on “the art of the deal” couldn’t successfully negotiate no onions on a Quarter Pounder?
April 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Thin Blue Line folks are going to be so pissed when they see what Frank Castle has to say on the latest episode of Daredevil, and I will laugh because we already know what stance the Punisher has.
April 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I will literally lose it if someone asks me to do one more thing for them. #selfcare
April 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Any one else have an official Star Trek beer from their local craft brewery?
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is a Wurst Käse scenario
March 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sweet, coming to STO @admiralbuck.bsky.social I'll need it to go with my Neo-Constitution.
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When your ADHD is so bad a 2-factor authentication is literally painful......
March 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I will give Trump credit for one thing. He has done an amazing job unifying pretty much all of the other countries.
March 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I suppose I am going to have to start drinking Moscow Mules now, right?
March 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Catching a game at the library
March 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It is too bad Elon has already backed out of the interview with Jon Stewart, I had planned a super-bowl style watch party for that shellacking.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
How is my year going? Well, I started adding Gin to my Lagers.
March 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just want to hear someone walk up to the replicator and order: Mountain Dew, Code Red, Iced.
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dumb people seem so very happy.
a woman wearing a name tag that says liz love
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March 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Give me the strength for today
March 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A Very Happy Birthday @jerilryan.bsky.social, my brother and a good friend share a birthday with you as well.
February 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Looking forward to being the first generation where social security is gone and the market is so bad that I’ll had forty-seven cents in my 401k.
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
$10k build 5 hour build time.
February 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Birthday @ansonmount.bsky.social !
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There comes a point in your life when your bread buying decisions hinge upon whether or not they use a twist tie or that little plastic clip.
February 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
February 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM