I was not selected for the jury.
June 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I was not selected for the jury.
Anyway, I made a little video about fitness on tour. Let me know if you give a shit about it!
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Anyway, I made a little video about fitness on tour. Let me know if you give a shit about it!
I have jury duty today. First they made us wait in a room for 45 minutes. Now they’re making us watch a twenty minute dvd about how rewarding jury duty is, but the dvd keeps skipping.
June 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have jury duty today. First they made us wait in a room for 45 minutes. Now they’re making us watch a twenty minute dvd about how rewarding jury duty is, but the dvd keeps skipping.
No more fucking anniversary tours.
May 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No more fucking anniversary tours.
I think I saw Darcy Tucker crowd surfing at a BTBAM concert in St Louis tonight.
May 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I think I saw Darcy Tucker crowd surfing at a BTBAM concert in St Louis tonight.
Someone in Salt Lake tried to return their shirt after our set last night and said “I didn’t realize he was such an asshole”
May 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Someone in Salt Lake tried to return their shirt after our set last night and said “I didn’t realize he was such an asshole”
Met a girl named Kezia tonight. She served us drinks that tasted like shit but made us all go nuts.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Met a girl named Kezia tonight. She served us drinks that tasted like shit but made us all go nuts.
Ben just came up with an idea for our own brand of weed called “PTH-C”
April 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ben just came up with an idea for our own brand of weed called “PTH-C”
Got a buncha turmeric under my finger nails, I look like a fuckin witch or something.
April 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Got a buncha turmeric under my finger nails, I look like a fuckin witch or something.
I want to start a fitness company that focuses on getting as jacked as possible, while not cutting back on booze at all.
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I want to start a fitness company that focuses on getting as jacked as possible, while not cutting back on booze at all.
My gym keeps playing the new Godsmack song, and everytime I hear it I’m surprised that there’s a new godsmack song.
April 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My gym keeps playing the new Godsmack song, and everytime I hear it I’m surprised that there’s a new godsmack song.
I am drunkenly stumbling around and somehow came across the exact little creek path I was looking for.
April 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I am drunkenly stumbling around and somehow came across the exact little creek path I was looking for.
“The government needs to
Mind its own business” Poillievre grumbles, while rifling through your underwear drawer.
Mind its own business” Poillievre grumbles, while rifling through your underwear drawer.
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“The government needs to
Mind its own business” Poillievre grumbles, while rifling through your underwear drawer.
Mind its own business” Poillievre grumbles, while rifling through your underwear drawer.
Should your creatine dosage be in relation to your body weight? Or should you just take 5g everyday until you die?
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Should your creatine dosage be in relation to your body weight? Or should you just take 5g everyday until you die?
I was certain I borrowed a melody from Saves The Day for the new record… but I can’t figure out what song it’s from.
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was certain I borrowed a melody from Saves The Day for the new record… but I can’t figure out what song it’s from.
I do like 2 minutes of work and then tell myself I deserve a beer.
March 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I do like 2 minutes of work and then tell myself I deserve a beer.
What is the point of an instagram broadcast channel?
March 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What is the point of an instagram broadcast channel?
Fuck right off
youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM
youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM
Propagandhi - "At Peace" (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fuck right off
youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM
youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM
Hey I sang a song with my buddy Charlie from Haken! It’s cool. youtu.be/c4ORVX3E9BI
Tiktaalika 'Fault Lines' (feat. Rody Walker)
YouTube video by Charlie Griffiths - Tiktaalika
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey I sang a song with my buddy Charlie from Haken! It’s cool. youtu.be/c4ORVX3E9BI
Hey Ontario residents! Go fuckin vote today.
February 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey Ontario residents! Go fuckin vote today.
A bottle of pepto just cost me $20. Fuck this world.
February 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A bottle of pepto just cost me $20. Fuck this world.
Blood, sweat, and beers.
January 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Blood, sweat, and beers.
You all like BTBAM?
January 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You all like BTBAM?
Instagram is so aggressively sexual.
January 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Instagram is so aggressively sexual.