Mike Wendland
@rockstarmike.bsky.social
Fuck far-right fascist freaks
morning haikus on the 405
day 53
only 53 days. presuming he leaves office on time and doesn’t die, he’ll be president for 1,460 days. shit’s gonna get weird.
it’s fucking insane
that he’s president again
no adults are left
day 53
only 53 days. presuming he leaves office on time and doesn’t die, he’ll be president for 1,460 days. shit’s gonna get weird.
it’s fucking insane
that he’s president again
no adults are left
March 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 53
only 53 days. presuming he leaves office on time and doesn’t die, he’ll be president for 1,460 days. shit’s gonna get weird.
it’s fucking insane
that he’s president again
no adults are left
day 53
only 53 days. presuming he leaves office on time and doesn’t die, he’ll be president for 1,460 days. shit’s gonna get weird.
it’s fucking insane
that he’s president again
no adults are left
morning haikus on the 405
day 49
venezuela is
such a beautiful country
we turned it to shit
the consequences
of sanctions are real and fucked
we don’t give a shit
i challenge maga
to point it out on a map
dumb motherfuckers
day 49
venezuela is
such a beautiful country
we turned it to shit
the consequences
of sanctions are real and fucked
we don’t give a shit
i challenge maga
to point it out on a map
dumb motherfuckers
March 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 49
venezuela is
such a beautiful country
we turned it to shit
the consequences
of sanctions are real and fucked
we don’t give a shit
i challenge maga
to point it out on a map
dumb motherfuckers
day 49
venezuela is
such a beautiful country
we turned it to shit
the consequences
of sanctions are real and fucked
we don’t give a shit
i challenge maga
to point it out on a map
dumb motherfuckers
morning haikus on the 405
day 50
making up for lost time cause i have two kids and three jobs
tax the fucking rich
tax the rich out of them now
no more billionaires
day 50
making up for lost time cause i have two kids and three jobs
tax the fucking rich
tax the rich out of them now
no more billionaires
March 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 50
making up for lost time cause i have two kids and three jobs
tax the fucking rich
tax the rich out of them now
no more billionaires
day 50
making up for lost time cause i have two kids and three jobs
tax the fucking rich
tax the rich out of them now
no more billionaires
morning haikus on the 405
day 52
stolen directly from a meme that makes me laugh uncontrollably every time i think about it
“get my name, off your
shitty cars, you nazi fuck”
tesla has spoken
day 52
stolen directly from a meme that makes me laugh uncontrollably every time i think about it
“get my name, off your
shitty cars, you nazi fuck”
tesla has spoken
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 52
stolen directly from a meme that makes me laugh uncontrollably every time i think about it
“get my name, off your
shitty cars, you nazi fuck”
tesla has spoken
day 52
stolen directly from a meme that makes me laugh uncontrollably every time i think about it
“get my name, off your
shitty cars, you nazi fuck”
tesla has spoken
morning haikus on the 405
day 51 (oof!)
“oopsie! broke the law!”
two hundred and sixty one
people, disappeared
day 51 (oof!)
“oopsie! broke the law!”
two hundred and sixty one
people, disappeared
March 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
morning haikus on the 405
day 51 (oof!)
“oopsie! broke the law!”
two hundred and sixty one
people, disappeared
day 51 (oof!)
“oopsie! broke the law!”
two hundred and sixty one
people, disappeared
morning haikus on the 405
day 42
part 3
when I die, i know
I’ll have tried my fucking best
to fight ignorance
i used to think that
folks had the best intentions
starting to doubt that
maybe some of us
are not like the rest of us
kendrick nailed it
day 42
part 3
when I die, i know
I’ll have tried my fucking best
to fight ignorance
i used to think that
folks had the best intentions
starting to doubt that
maybe some of us
are not like the rest of us
kendrick nailed it
March 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 42
part 3
when I die, i know
I’ll have tried my fucking best
to fight ignorance
i used to think that
folks had the best intentions
starting to doubt that
maybe some of us
are not like the rest of us
kendrick nailed it
day 42
part 3
when I die, i know
I’ll have tried my fucking best
to fight ignorance
i used to think that
folks had the best intentions
starting to doubt that
maybe some of us
are not like the rest of us
kendrick nailed it
morning haikus on the 405
day 41
when I die, I hope
years from now, I’ll still be bad
at speaking spanish
when I die, at least
ill be able to say that
I cleaned the toilets
when i die, i hope
my children will say, at least
he fucking spoke out
day 41
when I die, I hope
years from now, I’ll still be bad
at speaking spanish
when I die, at least
ill be able to say that
I cleaned the toilets
when i die, i hope
my children will say, at least
he fucking spoke out
March 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 41
when I die, I hope
years from now, I’ll still be bad
at speaking spanish
when I die, at least
ill be able to say that
I cleaned the toilets
when i die, i hope
my children will say, at least
he fucking spoke out
day 41
when I die, I hope
years from now, I’ll still be bad
at speaking spanish
when I die, at least
ill be able to say that
I cleaned the toilets
when i die, i hope
my children will say, at least
he fucking spoke out
morning haikus on the 405
day 40
it’s stupid that bluesky has a limit on how long posts can be
so this is a multiple parter
when i die, dishes
will not be done, and I’ll have
too many old shirts
when I die, I’ll be
out of bread, and that spinach
will be expired
day 40
it’s stupid that bluesky has a limit on how long posts can be
so this is a multiple parter
when i die, dishes
will not be done, and I’ll have
too many old shirts
when I die, I’ll be
out of bread, and that spinach
will be expired
March 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 40
it’s stupid that bluesky has a limit on how long posts can be
so this is a multiple parter
when i die, dishes
will not be done, and I’ll have
too many old shirts
when I die, I’ll be
out of bread, and that spinach
will be expired
day 40
it’s stupid that bluesky has a limit on how long posts can be
so this is a multiple parter
when i die, dishes
will not be done, and I’ll have
too many old shirts
when I die, I’ll be
out of bread, and that spinach
will be expired
morning haikus on the 405
day 37
measles ain’t that bad
just a few spots on your skin
vitamin a bro
day 37
measles ain’t that bad
just a few spots on your skin
vitamin a bro
March 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 37
measles ain’t that bad
just a few spots on your skin
vitamin a bro
day 37
measles ain’t that bad
just a few spots on your skin
vitamin a bro
morning haikus on the 405
day 39
the “woke mind virus”
in other words, empathy
infecting us all!!!
day 39
the “woke mind virus”
in other words, empathy
infecting us all!!!
March 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 39
the “woke mind virus”
in other words, empathy
infecting us all!!!
day 39
the “woke mind virus”
in other words, empathy
infecting us all!!!
morning haikus on the 405
day 36
maga is not cruel
all republicans are cruel
small minded shitheads
day 36
maga is not cruel
all republicans are cruel
small minded shitheads
March 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 36
maga is not cruel
all republicans are cruel
small minded shitheads
day 36
maga is not cruel
all republicans are cruel
small minded shitheads
morning haikus on the 405
day 38
what should have happened last night
just don’t let him speak
just get dragged out one by one
i’d make some popcorn
day 38
what should have happened last night
just don’t let him speak
just get dragged out one by one
i’d make some popcorn
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 38
what should have happened last night
just don’t let him speak
just get dragged out one by one
i’d make some popcorn
day 38
what should have happened last night
just don’t let him speak
just get dragged out one by one
i’d make some popcorn
morning haikus on the 405
day 35
this is my dumbest by far
the great zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha, you all
dig the i c p?
juggalos save us!
malenko or zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha
day 35
this is my dumbest by far
the great zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha, you all
dig the i c p?
juggalos save us!
malenko or zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha
March 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
morning haikus on the 405
day 35
this is my dumbest by far
the great zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha, you all
dig the i c p?
juggalos save us!
malenko or zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha
day 35
this is my dumbest by far
the great zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha, you all
dig the i c p?
juggalos save us!
malenko or zelenskyy
ha hahaha ha
morning haikus on the 405
day 34
on facebook lately?
it is a fucking cesspool
grateful for bluesky
day 34
on facebook lately?
it is a fucking cesspool
grateful for bluesky
March 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 34
on facebook lately?
it is a fucking cesspool
grateful for bluesky
day 34
on facebook lately?
it is a fucking cesspool
grateful for bluesky
morning haikus on the 405
day 27
fuuuuuuuck trump
not my best, but who’s counting ?
liars gonna lie
how could you know how flagrant
the damn lies would be
day 27
fuuuuuuuck trump
not my best, but who’s counting ?
liars gonna lie
how could you know how flagrant
the damn lies would be
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 27
fuuuuuuuck trump
not my best, but who’s counting ?
liars gonna lie
how could you know how flagrant
the damn lies would be
day 27
fuuuuuuuck trump
not my best, but who’s counting ?
liars gonna lie
how could you know how flagrant
the damn lies would be
morning haikus on the 405
day 28
i really like eggs
sure wish they were cheaper but
i really like eggs
day 28
i really like eggs
sure wish they were cheaper but
i really like eggs
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 28
i really like eggs
sure wish they were cheaper but
i really like eggs
day 28
i really like eggs
sure wish they were cheaper but
i really like eggs
morning haikus on the 405
day 29
twenty twenty five
so we’ve made it this far, folks
shit’s gonna get weird
day 29
twenty twenty five
so we’ve made it this far, folks
shit’s gonna get weird
March 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 29
twenty twenty five
so we’ve made it this far, folks
shit’s gonna get weird
day 29
twenty twenty five
so we’ve made it this far, folks
shit’s gonna get weird
morning haikus on the 405
day 30
my five year old son
has better impulse control
than our “president”
day 30
my five year old son
has better impulse control
than our “president”
March 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 30
my five year old son
has better impulse control
than our “president”
day 30
my five year old son
has better impulse control
than our “president”
morning haikus on the 405
day 31
sometimes these things just write themselves
who in the fuck knows
what bullshit happened today
it’s never ending
day 31
sometimes these things just write themselves
who in the fuck knows
what bullshit happened today
it’s never ending
March 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 31
sometimes these things just write themselves
who in the fuck knows
what bullshit happened today
it’s never ending
day 31
sometimes these things just write themselves
who in the fuck knows
what bullshit happened today
it’s never ending
morning haikus on the 405
day 32
got to make up for
the time lost in this hellscape
crawl into a hole
day 32
got to make up for
the time lost in this hellscape
crawl into a hole
March 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 32
got to make up for
the time lost in this hellscape
crawl into a hole
day 32
got to make up for
the time lost in this hellscape
crawl into a hole
morning haikus on the 405
day 33
fuck trump and vance
embarrassed as fuck
to be an american
toddlers are in charge
day 33
fuck trump and vance
embarrassed as fuck
to be an american
toddlers are in charge
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day 33
fuck trump and vance
embarrassed as fuck
to be an american
toddlers are in charge
day 33
fuck trump and vance
embarrassed as fuck
to be an american
toddlers are in charge
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty five
something smells funny
everything smells funny now
don’t know who to trust
day twenty five
something smells funny
everything smells funny now
don’t know who to trust
February 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty five
something smells funny
everything smells funny now
don’t know who to trust
day twenty five
something smells funny
everything smells funny now
don’t know who to trust
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty three
we need luigi
from the mario brothers
time for him to go
day twenty three
we need luigi
from the mario brothers
time for him to go
February 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty three
we need luigi
from the mario brothers
time for him to go
day twenty three
we need luigi
from the mario brothers
time for him to go
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty six
fuck republicans
all of these fascists
they have one thing in common
they’re republicans
all republicans
they have one thing in common
they’re fucking fascists
day twenty six
fuck republicans
all of these fascists
they have one thing in common
they’re republicans
all republicans
they have one thing in common
they’re fucking fascists
February 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty six
fuck republicans
all of these fascists
they have one thing in common
they’re republicans
all republicans
they have one thing in common
they’re fucking fascists
day twenty six
fuck republicans
all of these fascists
they have one thing in common
they’re republicans
all republicans
they have one thing in common
they’re fucking fascists
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty two
some of these will be dumb
fuck trump
eat my dick, shitwads
who voted for that orange fuck
pieces of rank shit
i’m sure you’re quite nice
to talk about football with
at a barbeque
day twenty two
some of these will be dumb
fuck trump
eat my dick, shitwads
who voted for that orange fuck
pieces of rank shit
i’m sure you’re quite nice
to talk about football with
at a barbeque
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
morning haikus on the 405
day twenty two
some of these will be dumb
fuck trump
eat my dick, shitwads
who voted for that orange fuck
pieces of rank shit
i’m sure you’re quite nice
to talk about football with
at a barbeque
day twenty two
some of these will be dumb
fuck trump
eat my dick, shitwads
who voted for that orange fuck
pieces of rank shit
i’m sure you’re quite nice
to talk about football with
at a barbeque