kansas city kitty
@rocksandsocks.bsky.social
gay people tomorrow morning [secret account. only friends can follow, if you aren't a friend you will be blocked sorry]. also i'm bi i can say the f slur. just in case. still no porn accounts interact i don't want that
STIMPY BONER SCENE CEL ON EBAY FOR TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
STIMPY BONER SCENE CEL ON EBAY FOR TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
TODAY SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
TODAY SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next Animal Crossing: New Horizons update will add sex.
Source: don't fucking question me.
Source: don't fucking question me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The next Animal Crossing: New Horizons update will add sex.
Source: don't fucking question me.
Source: don't fucking question me.
willy. wee wee. pee pee. my donny. these are all funny names for my penis.
owwwwwww my wee wee
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
willy. wee wee. pee pee. my donny. these are all funny names for my penis.
owwwwwww my wee wee
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
owwwwwww my wee wee
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im john beatle
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
im john beatle
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i hate my son.
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i hate my son.
and now.. funny christmas sex. funny
thanksgiving sex joke right here in this little spot
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
and now.. funny christmas sex. funny
once i punched my dick. it hurt
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
once i punched my dick. it hurt
harrod's teacher is still hot
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
harrod's teacher is still hot
the feeling of finally winning an ebay bid is probably better than an orgasm
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the feeling of finally winning an ebay bid is probably better than an orgasm
cock. funny hah!
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
cock. funny hah!
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hi this is gilbert gottfried and i'm pissing and shitting and cumming
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
hi this is gilbert gottfried and i'm pissing and shitting and cumming
when you find a kids music video on the confederate anthem
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
when you find a kids music video on the confederate anthem
spills my funny juice. oops
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
spills my funny juice. oops
my penis has a name. i call him donnie. my little donnie
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my penis has a name. i call him donnie. my little donnie
big balls. i like balls. i like the boobs too. wonder if this makes me greedy
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
big balls. i like balls. i like the boobs too. wonder if this makes me greedy
once somebody told me that i'd like fentanyl because "your kind enjoys it". what the fuck does that mean
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
once somebody told me that i'd like fentanyl because "your kind enjoys it". what the fuck does that mean
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i whack off to harrod jones until my shit is raw as a storebought turkey
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i whack off to harrod jones until my shit is raw as a storebought turkey
penis. penis sex. penis. that was my poem
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
penis. penis sex. penis. that was my poem
my school's going down a chain of events that likely ends in an inevitable shutdown. my dad went to the town hall meeting today [virtual everything is virtual i do online school] and they said the county will soon have a vote on whether or not to shit down the middle school section. the pattern is-
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my school's going down a chain of events that likely ends in an inevitable shutdown. my dad went to the town hall meeting today [virtual everything is virtual i do online school] and they said the county will soon have a vote on whether or not to shit down the middle school section. the pattern is-
once i thought if somebody out there truly hates me. like to my fucking core. hates every gut in my body. i don't really care but something to think 'bout y'kno
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
once i thought if somebody out there truly hates me. like to my fucking core. hates every gut in my body. i don't really care but something to think 'bout y'kno
genuinely how would one find this out in the wild. the fuck are you searching for this to pop up
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
genuinely how would one find this out in the wild. the fuck are you searching for this to pop up