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Amadeus
@rockmeamadeus.bsky.social
· Jun 13
Despite all my 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚,
I am still just a w̶o̶l̶f̶ in a 𝙘𝙖𝙜𝙚 .
I am still just a w̶o̶l̶f̶ in a 𝙘𝙖𝙜𝙚 .
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵?
... 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 .
... 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 .
. . .
[ He just blinks, looking down at her. Slowly he glances at Wolfgang. ]
... Don't worry buddy, you're not that scary lookin'.
[ He just blinks, looking down at her. Slowly he glances at Wolfgang. ]
... Don't worry buddy, you're not that scary lookin'.
𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙆 ‼️
[ Evelyn shrieks and leaps back like a frightened cat before she faints. 💀
She still is afraid of technology, huh. ]
[ Evelyn shrieks and leaps back like a frightened cat before she faints. 💀
She still is afraid of technology, huh. ]
[ He whistles and a wolf guardian runs over. Immediately stopping by his side. Amadeus pats the robotic wolf's head. ]
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
June 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
. . .
[ He just blinks, looking down at her. Slowly he glances at Wolfgang. ]
... Don't worry buddy, you're not that scary lookin'.
[ He just blinks, looking down at her. Slowly he glances at Wolfgang. ]
... Don't worry buddy, you're not that scary lookin'.
[ He whistles and a wolf guardian runs over. Immediately stopping by his side. Amadeus pats the robotic wolf's head. ]
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
Oh.. ! Silly me, of course. That makes much more sense.
[ She softly laughs. 😭]
Interesting creatures, those-- erm-- guardians are. 💧
[ She softly laughs. 😭]
Interesting creatures, those-- erm-- guardians are. 💧
. . . No. I meant Sheikah technology. The guardians.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
[ He whistles and a wolf guardian runs over. Immediately stopping by his side. Amadeus pats the robotic wolf's head. ]
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
This is one of em'. Wolfgang. Funny ya mention Raves... she made the prototype of this one here. I upgraded him to his best potential, though.
. . . No. I meant Sheikah technology. The guardians.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
Um... yes, I am considered a guardian to Raven and perhaps I do need fixing, but that is what therapy is for, no?
... When I find a therapist who does not flee after I unleash my horrors upon them, of course.
[ Take that as a no. 😭]
... When I find a therapist who does not flee after I unleash my horrors upon them, of course.
[ Take that as a no. 😭]
Busy as usual. Been fixin' up guardians all the time...
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
June 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
. . . No. I meant Sheikah technology. The guardians.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
[ Amadues places his hands in his pockets and chuckles. ]
Been fixin' them up. Not what YOU'RE thinkin'.
// I'll wait until I'm finished watching all of DS2... so I don't know how long that'll be since I watch a youtuber play it. Juuuust incase.
But I think I'll make one of him at a later date.
But I think I'll make one of him at a later date.
// Knowing I'm the only one who likes death stranding here but... if I were to make a Higgs (the one that inspired Amadeus's whole existence) ... would anyone even care or what
June 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
// I'll wait until I'm finished watching all of DS2... so I don't know how long that'll be since I watch a youtuber play it. Juuuust incase.
But I think I'll make one of him at a later date.
But I think I'll make one of him at a later date.
Busy as usual. Been fixin' up guardians all the time...
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
The same is easily said for you, dear friend. How have you been ? Well, I hope? 😊✨
Finally a familiar face... Thought I was the only one around.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
June 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Busy as usual. Been fixin' up guardians all the time...
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
[ A pause, scratching his chin. ]
... you DO know what they are... right?
// Knowing I'm the only one who likes death stranding here but... if I were to make a Higgs (the one that inspired Amadeus's whole existence) ... would anyone even care or what
June 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
// Knowing I'm the only one who likes death stranding here but... if I were to make a Higgs (the one that inspired Amadeus's whole existence) ... would anyone even care or what
Finally a familiar face... Thought I was the only one around.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
Why, Amadeus !! 😊
How lovely to see you.
How lovely to see you.
... where is everyone? The only damn time I got free time and suddenly EVERYONE'S busy.
June 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Finally a familiar face... Thought I was the only one around.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
Nice to see ya still around, Evelyn.
... where is everyone? The only damn time I got free time and suddenly EVERYONE'S busy.
June 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
... where is everyone? The only damn time I got free time and suddenly EVERYONE'S busy.
Reposted by Amadeus
June 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Amadeus
. . . 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝗺𝗲 ?
June 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
. . . 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝗺𝗲 ?
JUST BE NICER.
Listen Raves, I tease him all the time, but if he looks like he is gettin' real angry and the wind suddenly picks up?
That's a sign to stop, heh.
Listen Raves, I tease him all the time, but if he looks like he is gettin' real angry and the wind suddenly picks up?
That's a sign to stop, heh.
Oh.
. . .
OHHH.
. . .
Man, so I can’t bother him anymore? 👺
. . .
OHHH.
. . .
Man, so I can’t bother him anymore? 👺
[ OPENS MOUTH. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
June 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
JUST BE NICER.
Listen Raves, I tease him all the time, but if he looks like he is gettin' real angry and the wind suddenly picks up?
That's a sign to stop, heh.
Listen Raves, I tease him all the time, but if he looks like he is gettin' real angry and the wind suddenly picks up?
That's a sign to stop, heh.
Well I appreciate it, Rav.
... that is why she is still alive, volk. If she wasn't, I wouldn't endure this foolishness.
Ya better NOT. That's my DAUGHTER.
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Well I appreciate it, Rav.
[ OPENS MOUTH. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
Since you’re gay ??
[ Raven ?? 😭 ]
[ Raven ?? 😭 ]
Raven... Ya have to be a little kinder to Ravii since he and I are ...
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
June 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
[ OPENS MOUTH. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
. . .
[ CLOSES IT. ]
Ya better NOT. That's my DAUGHTER.
Good. because if you don't, I'm feeding her to the gibdos.
[ sighs. ]
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
June 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ya better NOT. That's my DAUGHTER.
Raven... Ya have to be a little kinder to Ravii since he and I are ...
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
His name is Fart. 👺
Okay, okay that's enough Raves.
Rav doesn't like bein' made fun of.
Rav doesn't like bein' made fun of.
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Raven... Ya have to be a little kinder to Ravii since he and I are ...
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
[ He stuffs his hands in his pockets. how can he word this ... ]
He is a really good friend of mine. special.
[ sighs. ]
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
... no. Children need to learn how to respect people.
ESPECIALLY Kings.
ESPECIALLY Kings.
She's just a kid. Let her have some fun.
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
[ sighs. ]
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
Fine, fine .... I'll talk to her, aight?
You've been eatin' dirt, Raves.
WHAT 😨
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You've been eatin' dirt, Raves.
She's just a kid. Let her have some fun.
Yes. I'm tired of being called ravioli.
Did you just call Raven RATATOUILLE??
June 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
She's just a kid. Let her have some fun.
Raves... rocks are just dirt just hardened.
Dirt is gross… I have finer tastes than that. 👺
[ head in hands. ]
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
June 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Raves... rocks are just dirt just hardened.
Did you just call Raven RATATOUILLE??
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Did you just call Raven RATATOUILLE??
[ head in hands. ]
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
Umm… it IS real food, you just have to have the right mindset. 🙄
REAL FOOD, RAVEN.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
[ head in hands. ]
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
You have the blessin' of actually bein' able to taste. I can't.
And you're wastin' it on dirt.
REAL FOOD, RAVEN.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
But everything else I eat is fine ? Oh, hell yeah !!
[ 😭 ?? ]
Yummy rocks … 😋
[ 😭 ?? ]
Yummy rocks … 😋
[ blinks. ]
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
June 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
REAL FOOD, RAVEN.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
Not rocks, not trees... c'mon, you're gonna make me go gray.
[ blinks. ]
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
Ugh, FINE.
[ She coughs up an entire tree ?? ]
There , happy ? 😤
[ She coughs up an entire tree ?? ]
There , happy ? 😤
. . .
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.
June 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
[ blinks. ]
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
uh... yeah. Very.
Just don't eat a tree again.
. . .
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.
NO ! You can’t CATCH ME !
[ Raven turns around and runs into another tree 💀 she falls onto the ground dramatically . ]
[ Raven turns around and runs into another tree 💀 she falls onto the ground dramatically . ]
SPIT OUT THE TREE —
June 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
. . .
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.
[ sighs and picks her up from the back of her shirt like a kitten ]
Raven ... You're gonna get sick.