Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule
@robtruestories.bsky.social
I write books. It don't matter.
Schizo-Mystic
Autodidn'tact
Blurred fuzz-emptiness of dissolved mind
Gospel of Aberration
In the Shadow of the Phosphorous Dawn
👁👹🐉🐍🧿🏴☠️
https://www.influxpress.com/in-the-shadow-of-the-phosphorous-dawn
Schizo-Mystic
Autodidn'tact
Blurred fuzz-emptiness of dissolved mind
Gospel of Aberration
In the Shadow of the Phosphorous Dawn
👁👹🐉🐍🧿🏴☠️
https://www.influxpress.com/in-the-shadow-of-the-phosphorous-dawn
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Invoking wretched spirits to wrestle in the darkness 💪💪💪💪 We need to get cracking on the Gospel next year 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Invoking wretched spirits to wrestle in the darkness 💪💪💪💪 We need to get cracking on the Gospel next year 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Rob and Stu on the nightwatch again. In depth analysis through the Devil's hours. Only for the mad and disturbed. Holding a light to the haunted dreamers, and the dawn sneaks up when it thinks I'm not looking.
@stuhennigan.bsky.social
@stuhennigan.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Rob and Stu on the nightwatch again. In depth analysis through the Devil's hours. Only for the mad and disturbed. Holding a light to the haunted dreamers, and the dawn sneaks up when it thinks I'm not looking.
@stuhennigan.bsky.social
@stuhennigan.bsky.social
It's Lao's time.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's Lao's time.
It'd be interesting if someone wrote a real grimoire based on Lovecraft's Necronomicon.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It'd be interesting if someone wrote a real grimoire based on Lovecraft's Necronomicon.
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"We desperately need around £1,500 to get us through to the end of the year — for winter berthing, prescription medication, repairs to Wrack, and victualing — but we also welcome suggestions, advice, help to reach an audience beyond our immediate community."
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"We desperately need around £1,500 to get us through to the end of the year — for winter berthing, prescription medication, repairs to Wrack, and victualing — but we also welcome suggestions, advice, help to reach an audience beyond our immediate community."
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@dantjenks.bsky.social @robtruestories.bsky.social 👇👇👇👇👇👇💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Latest intel: Printed copies of Keshed landing @ortacpress.bsky.social next week, my gaff a bit after.
Y'know that thing when people film themselves opening a box of books, shrieking and twatting about like a fuckin numpty? If you think i'm doing that, yoooor avin a giraaaaffe you KANT 💯💯💯💯💯
Y'know that thing when people film themselves opening a box of books, shrieking and twatting about like a fuckin numpty? If you think i'm doing that, yoooor avin a giraaaaffe you KANT 💯💯💯💯💯
a close up of a giraffe 's face with its tongue sticking out
ALT: a close up of a giraffe 's face with its tongue sticking out
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November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
@dantjenks.bsky.social @robtruestories.bsky.social 👇👇👇👇👇👇💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
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"...with winter looming, and assuming successful outcomes of further cardiology (for both Given and me) in Rome, we will likely begin a fourth year aboard Wrack, ignoring the challenges of old age..."
Please read our latest update. We really need your help.
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Please read our latest update. We really need your help.
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November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"...with winter looming, and assuming successful outcomes of further cardiology (for both Given and me) in Rome, we will likely begin a fourth year aboard Wrack, ignoring the challenges of old age..."
Please read our latest update. We really need your help.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-voyage-i...
Please read our latest update. We really need your help.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-voyage-i...
Tina Mutant Ninja Turner
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Tina Mutant Ninja Turner
William Blake
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
William Blake
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
"It takes two to lie. One to tell. One to listen."
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"It takes two to lie. One to tell. One to listen."
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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Have a look. New post on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/robtrue/...
open.substack.com/pub/robtrue/...
Cyanide, the Dog, the Snide
Suicide, my God has Died
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have a look. New post on Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/robtrue/...
open.substack.com/pub/robtrue/...
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The Watchers are being watched.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The Watchers are being watched.
A man stands, sinister in the corner of the room, watching. I look at him standing there, intense, violence in his black-hole eyes. The face blurs, followed by the rest of him, and he fades away to nothing.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A man stands, sinister in the corner of the room, watching. I look at him standing there, intense, violence in his black-hole eyes. The face blurs, followed by the rest of him, and he fades away to nothing.
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"This isn’t a God-abandoned humanity — or, at least, it’s not just that ..."
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November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"This isn’t a God-abandoned humanity — or, at least, it’s not just that ..."
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I've was always a good thief.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I've was always a good thief.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
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IT'S WEDNESDAY!
It's #buyastrangerabook day.
The grooviest of all the days.
I'll give out TWO books.
FOR FREE.
If you'd like one, let me know.
Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know.
It's a thing! Look.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
UK only.
It's #buyastrangerabook day.
The grooviest of all the days.
I'll give out TWO books.
FOR FREE.
If you'd like one, let me know.
Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know.
It's a thing! Look.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
UK only.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
IT'S WEDNESDAY!
It's #buyastrangerabook day.
The grooviest of all the days.
I'll give out TWO books.
FOR FREE.
If you'd like one, let me know.
Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know.
It's a thing! Look.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
UK only.
It's #buyastrangerabook day.
The grooviest of all the days.
I'll give out TWO books.
FOR FREE.
If you'd like one, let me know.
Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know.
It's a thing! Look.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
UK only.
I've was always a good thief.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I've was always a good thief.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
First people I saw thieving were me mum and dad.
I said to me old man, Did you steal that? He laughed his Sid James laugh-Haha, don't tell your mother!
Mum said-Don't tell your dad. I spend too much in these shops. It's only right I have something free here and there.
The weirdest thing in Lair of the White Worm is Lord d'Ampton's butler.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The weirdest thing in Lair of the White Worm is Lord d'Ampton's butler.
Always annoyed and amused me equally in old films and TV when people got stabbed or shot in the torso and died instantly.
It takes at least a few minutes to bleed out, and can take hours for internal injuries to the body to kill. Even head shots can take a while unless certain parts of the brain go.
It takes at least a few minutes to bleed out, and can take hours for internal injuries to the body to kill. Even head shots can take a while unless certain parts of the brain go.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Always annoyed and amused me equally in old films and TV when people got stabbed or shot in the torso and died instantly.
It takes at least a few minutes to bleed out, and can take hours for internal injuries to the body to kill. Even head shots can take a while unless certain parts of the brain go.
It takes at least a few minutes to bleed out, and can take hours for internal injuries to the body to kill. Even head shots can take a while unless certain parts of the brain go.