Rob
@robrob.bsky.social
A Brit in the US, a pilot without a plane. A guy who doesn’t know nothing. Lover of a good dad joke and a hater of shirts. Las Vegas based
🔞🍕✈️🌈
Blank profiles will be blocked
🔞🍕✈️🌈
Blank profiles will be blocked
Only working 2 days this week and it’s 2 days too many 😒
Even though I’m not taking time off for fun, I’d still rather be off recovering from a septoplasty than working
Even though I’m not taking time off for fun, I’d still rather be off recovering from a septoplasty than working
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Only working 2 days this week and it’s 2 days too many 😒
Even though I’m not taking time off for fun, I’d still rather be off recovering from a septoplasty than working
Even though I’m not taking time off for fun, I’d still rather be off recovering from a septoplasty than working
Underwear night looks last night. Guess I’m a singlet gay now
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Underwear night looks last night. Guess I’m a singlet gay now
Ugh, once again you told me Thursday afternoon that the Friday 7:30am is going ahead to only cancel it at 6am after I get up early 😒
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Ugh, once again you told me Thursday afternoon that the Friday 7:30am is going ahead to only cancel it at 6am after I get up early 😒
Jesus people. Read my reply to your slack message. I literally had to tell the person to read the above twice where I answered everything and they just kept ignoring
a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting in a courtroom making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting in a courtroom making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Jesus people. Read my reply to your slack message. I literally had to tell the person to read the above twice where I answered everything and they just kept ignoring
Why do Americans struggle with the name “Rob” so much? It’s not Wob, Bob, Lob, or Raaaaaab. It’s my name from my language, you should be able to understand it. It also gets even more annoying when people realize it my middle name and have to explain I’ve been called it for about 30yrs now
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Why do Americans struggle with the name “Rob” so much? It’s not Wob, Bob, Lob, or Raaaaaab. It’s my name from my language, you should be able to understand it. It also gets even more annoying when people realize it my middle name and have to explain I’ve been called it for about 30yrs now
Bugonia was also a fucking weird movie. Seems to be theme this weekend with my playlist
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Bugonia was also a fucking weird movie. Seems to be theme this weekend with my playlist
I’m fucking done with doing maintenance on my truck now. Finally managed to get it back together after another few hours today. Thankfully only a few scratches on my hand and thumb nail that had to be cut back too short
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’m fucking done with doing maintenance on my truck now. Finally managed to get it back together after another few hours today. Thankfully only a few scratches on my hand and thumb nail that had to be cut back too short
Oh my god, Pillion was so weird, cute and sad
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Oh my god, Pillion was so weird, cute and sad
Every time I’ve tried to do some “simple” maintenance on my truck recently has always turned into a much bigger job
a cartoon of spongebob with the word fml written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the word fml written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Every time I’ve tried to do some “simple” maintenance on my truck recently has always turned into a much bigger job
My truck has been throwing check engine light recently for o2 sensors. Figured should be an easy swap. First one didnt want to come out but when it did it striped the hole, no I’m stuck with a hole in my exhaust and no o2 sensor until I can make a new hole for it tomorrow. Didn’t even try the 2nd
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My truck has been throwing check engine light recently for o2 sensors. Figured should be an easy swap. First one didnt want to come out but when it did it striped the hole, no I’m stuck with a hole in my exhaust and no o2 sensor until I can make a new hole for it tomorrow. Didn’t even try the 2nd
25 days since my last gym. Hope I don’t die
January 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
25 days since my last gym. Hope I don’t die
Rewatching The Night Manager season 1 (2016) before season 2 (2026)
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Rewatching The Night Manager season 1 (2016) before season 2 (2026)
Husband abandoning me for the next 96hrs (visiting LA). House to myself all weekend. Hope I don’t get up to mischief 😈
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Husband abandoning me for the next 96hrs (visiting LA). House to myself all weekend. Hope I don’t get up to mischief 😈
I haven’t been the gym in about 2 1/2 weeks and I just know it’s gonna hurt when I finally go back 😩
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I haven’t been the gym in about 2 1/2 weeks and I just know it’s gonna hurt when I finally go back 😩
Bruno cuddles this morning. For a few minutes at least
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bruno cuddles this morning. For a few minutes at least
Not too late for humpday
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Not too late for humpday
Why the fuck does Nissan make 2 types of internal body trim pieces which look identical to each other except for about 1mm difference which means the ones I had just would not reattach the door panel?!?! I then had to go to 3 different AutoZones to get the right ones
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Why the fuck does Nissan make 2 types of internal body trim pieces which look identical to each other except for about 1mm difference which means the ones I had just would not reattach the door panel?!?! I then had to go to 3 different AutoZones to get the right ones
Another 4 hour session and the half sleeve is completed
January 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Another 4 hour session and the half sleeve is completed
33°F/1°C in Vegas right now! This is not the desert heat I was told about 🥶
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
33°F/1°C in Vegas right now! This is not the desert heat I was told about 🥶