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Despite hosting the last four years, right now everybody tuned into the Grammys is asking themselves "who the fuck is this Trevor Noah guy?".
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Despite hosting the last four years, right now everybody tuned into the Grammys is asking themselves "who the fuck is this Trevor Noah guy?".
So far, Wonder Man is a superhero show without anything super or heroic.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
So far, Wonder Man is a superhero show without anything super or heroic.
Apart from being horribly written to the point where it's completely nonsensical, having every accent under the sun is just making it more difficult to understand any of the dialog. Not that anything they're saying is actually worth hearing.
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Apart from being horribly written to the point where it's completely nonsensical, having every accent under the sun is just making it more difficult to understand any of the dialog. Not that anything they're saying is actually worth hearing.
"Digital music is so great, it's all at your fingertips, so convenient".
Until you want to listen to that one song by the Flamin' Groovies that only appeared on a compilation disc, and your PC doesn't have a disc drive.
Until you want to listen to that one song by the Flamin' Groovies that only appeared on a compilation disc, and your PC doesn't have a disc drive.
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"Digital music is so great, it's all at your fingertips, so convenient".
Until you want to listen to that one song by the Flamin' Groovies that only appeared on a compilation disc, and your PC doesn't have a disc drive.
Until you want to listen to that one song by the Flamin' Groovies that only appeared on a compilation disc, and your PC doesn't have a disc drive.
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So, Twitter has become completely useless...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So, Twitter has become completely useless...
I don't know how many times I have said this, but DO NOT PUT MAYONNAISE ON MY CHEESEBURGER!
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don't know how many times I have said this, but DO NOT PUT MAYONNAISE ON MY CHEESEBURGER!
For the record, if anyone asks;
I blame Fender for running Hamer into the ground.
I blame Fender for running Hamer into the ground.
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
For the record, if anyone asks;
I blame Fender for running Hamer into the ground.
I blame Fender for running Hamer into the ground.
It always ticks me off whenever someone says to me, "Well, what could he do to it?"
That's always been the problem. When someone doesn't know what they can do.
That's always been the problem. When someone doesn't know what they can do.
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It always ticks me off whenever someone says to me, "Well, what could he do to it?"
That's always been the problem. When someone doesn't know what they can do.
That's always been the problem. When someone doesn't know what they can do.
The "nice and wholesome" brand of stand-up needs to go.
July 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The "nice and wholesome" brand of stand-up needs to go.
Hulk Hogan. Dead.
Theo Huxtable. Dead.
Ozzy. Dead
Trevor Noah. Perfect Health?
Theo Huxtable. Dead.
Ozzy. Dead
Trevor Noah. Perfect Health?
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan. Dead.
Theo Huxtable. Dead.
Ozzy. Dead
Trevor Noah. Perfect Health?
Theo Huxtable. Dead.
Ozzy. Dead
Trevor Noah. Perfect Health?
"I don't want to to your picnic. I hate the outdoors. Just send me some food".
"Oh, but the whole idea is to get out and relax".
"I cam relax in a bar with a beer and not get sunburned or eaten alive by mosquitoes. You're failing to sell me on the idea."
"Oh, but the whole idea is to get out and relax".
"I cam relax in a bar with a beer and not get sunburned or eaten alive by mosquitoes. You're failing to sell me on the idea."
June 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"I don't want to to your picnic. I hate the outdoors. Just send me some food".
"Oh, but the whole idea is to get out and relax".
"I cam relax in a bar with a beer and not get sunburned or eaten alive by mosquitoes. You're failing to sell me on the idea."
"Oh, but the whole idea is to get out and relax".
"I cam relax in a bar with a beer and not get sunburned or eaten alive by mosquitoes. You're failing to sell me on the idea."
I would like to live in a country that isn't under the constant threat of being torn completely down every few years.
May 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I would like to live in a country that isn't under the constant threat of being torn completely down every few years.
For an action movie, Mission Impossible has an awful lot of talkie talkie.
May 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
For an action movie, Mission Impossible has an awful lot of talkie talkie.
I was told once, "by not eating at restaurants, you're missing out on an important experience"
Yeah, because I really need to know what it's like to go somewhere I don't want to be and blow $80 on a steak that I could have made myself for $10.
Yeah, because I really need to know what it's like to go somewhere I don't want to be and blow $80 on a steak that I could have made myself for $10.
April 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was told once, "by not eating at restaurants, you're missing out on an important experience"
Yeah, because I really need to know what it's like to go somewhere I don't want to be and blow $80 on a steak that I could have made myself for $10.
Yeah, because I really need to know what it's like to go somewhere I don't want to be and blow $80 on a steak that I could have made myself for $10.
Barring a miracle, the Rangers season will end today. They effectively quit on their coach and each other.
April 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Barring a miracle, the Rangers season will end today. They effectively quit on their coach and each other.
Nothing sets off my OCD more than a partially peeled Rubiks cube.
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nothing sets off my OCD more than a partially peeled Rubiks cube.
It's becoming clear that the majority of people who are against the Dept. of Education have no idea what it actually does.
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It's becoming clear that the majority of people who are against the Dept. of Education have no idea what it actually does.
So far, Daredevil is the male version of She-Hulk. There's one well directed fight scene, and it's feelings in hallways, feelings in bars, feelings while drinking coffee.
Lawyer show! Ugh...
Lawyer show! Ugh...
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So far, Daredevil is the male version of She-Hulk. There's one well directed fight scene, and it's feelings in hallways, feelings in bars, feelings while drinking coffee.
Lawyer show! Ugh...
Lawyer show! Ugh...
Anyone else the least bit amused the incoming German chancellor is named Fred Merz?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and asking what 's that ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and asking what 's that ?
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Anyone else the least bit amused the incoming German chancellor is named Fred Merz?
Shut the fuck up with your "craft beer" bullshit. Pour a Carlsberg or a Fullers in a glass, and give it to me. I don't want to hear any stories about how every beer in your words "tells a story." The stories you tell about beer the ones others tell because you don't remember what happened.
February 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Shut the fuck up with your "craft beer" bullshit. Pour a Carlsberg or a Fullers in a glass, and give it to me. I don't want to hear any stories about how every beer in your words "tells a story." The stories you tell about beer the ones others tell because you don't remember what happened.
You're not fooling anyone, and this isn't California. When your pizza sucks, putting the word "artisan" in front of it won't make it better.
February 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You're not fooling anyone, and this isn't California. When your pizza sucks, putting the word "artisan" in front of it won't make it better.
Now that I have heard about it, I like the idea of secret surprise sandwich.
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Now that I have heard about it, I like the idea of secret surprise sandwich.