Robot Dog
@robotdog.bsky.social
Parody of “animal” and “history” accounts. Non-scraped, unique photoshop/AI content.
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As Krampusnacht approaches on December 5th, a reminder that while Krampus hates naughty children, he loves kittens.
December 3, 2023 at 9:26 PM
As Krampusnacht approaches on December 5th, a reminder that while Krampus hates naughty children, he loves kittens.
Statement on how the content of this account is created (non-scraped, unique, parody photos that use a combination of AI and photoshop in the creation process).
December 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Statement on how the content of this account is created (non-scraped, unique, parody photos that use a combination of AI and photoshop in the creation process).
In the 1960's, Colorado mandated that all chickens wear Stetson hats and ties. This was believed to improve the texture of the chicken meat and provide a more dignified, Christian flavor. This law was repealed during the great Stetson hat shortage of 1972.
December 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
In the 1960's, Colorado mandated that all chickens wear Stetson hats and ties. This was believed to improve the texture of the chicken meat and provide a more dignified, Christian flavor. This law was repealed during the great Stetson hat shortage of 1972.
McGruff the Crime Dog was based on a real-life dog named Little Eddie who walked around neighborhoods at night in a trench coat. The McGruff ad campaign was quietly retired when Little Eddie was caught breaking into cars and exposing himself to children.
December 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM
McGruff the Crime Dog was based on a real-life dog named Little Eddie who walked around neighborhoods at night in a trench coat. The McGruff ad campaign was quietly retired when Little Eddie was caught breaking into cars and exposing himself to children.
When the Dog Pope speaks "ex cathedra" his barks are infallible and considered the literal word of Dog.
November 30, 2023 at 4:08 PM
When the Dog Pope speaks "ex cathedra" his barks are infallible and considered the literal word of Dog.
In the '50's and '60's, many farmers wrapped their cows in aluminum foil to prevent abduction by aliens. The foil was thought to interfere with the alien's tractor beam, but scientists now know that it causes little, if any, interference. More than 300,00 cows were abducted in 2022.
November 29, 2023 at 4:45 PM
In the '50's and '60's, many farmers wrapped their cows in aluminum foil to prevent abduction by aliens. The foil was thought to interfere with the alien's tractor beam, but scientists now know that it causes little, if any, interference. More than 300,00 cows were abducted in 2022.
To become the Australian Prime Minister, candidates must first win a boxing match with a kangaroo. Unfortunately, most kangaroos are easily bribed, and many Australians believe these fights to be fixed.
November 28, 2023 at 4:20 PM
To become the Australian Prime Minister, candidates must first win a boxing match with a kangaroo. Unfortunately, most kangaroos are easily bribed, and many Australians believe these fights to be fixed.
Most costal California residents kept pet sea lions throughout the 1800's and 1900's to harass minorities and immigrants. Some owners coined racist expressions such as, "A sea lion a day keeps the Irish at bay!"
November 27, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Most costal California residents kept pet sea lions throughout the 1800's and 1900's to harass minorities and immigrants. Some owners coined racist expressions such as, "A sea lion a day keeps the Irish at bay!"
Geese are well known for their ability to steal tractors and remain the leading cause of farm-related deaths to both farmers and other farm animals in the United States.
November 26, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Geese are well known for their ability to steal tractors and remain the leading cause of farm-related deaths to both farmers and other farm animals in the United States.
Eighty-three percent of "pardoned" turkeys go on to commit violent crimes, such as muggings, rape, and murder. Next Thanksgiving, think twice about pardoning a turkey.
November 25, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Eighty-three percent of "pardoned" turkeys go on to commit violent crimes, such as muggings, rape, and murder. Next Thanksgiving, think twice about pardoning a turkey.
The game of kitten stacking was invented by President Herbert Hoover as a child, shortly after his mother died of typhoid. Hoover regularly played this game at the White House and his Secretary of Felines ensured no less than seven dozen kittens were on hand at the White House during his tenure.
November 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
The game of kitten stacking was invented by President Herbert Hoover as a child, shortly after his mother died of typhoid. Hoover regularly played this game at the White House and his Secretary of Felines ensured no less than seven dozen kittens were on hand at the White House during his tenure.
Most Arizona residents cook vultures on Thanksgiving instead of Turkeys; a tradition that dates back to the great turkey shortage of 1932.
November 23, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Most Arizona residents cook vultures on Thanksgiving instead of Turkeys; a tradition that dates back to the great turkey shortage of 1932.
In the 1800's and early 1900's, Wall St. traders often relied on donkeys to pick their stock trades, since they had dramatically higher success rates than the average human trader. However, donkeys were only allowed on the trading floor if dressed in a business suit.
November 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
In the 1800's and early 1900's, Wall St. traders often relied on donkeys to pick their stock trades, since they had dramatically higher success rates than the average human trader. However, donkeys were only allowed on the trading floor if dressed in a business suit.
One 1950's survey found that 73% of cats preferred drinking wine. This is a thread of just a few of them. Below, Mr. Tippy Bottoms enjoys a French Bordeaux to unwind after a long day selling vacuum cleaners to overbearing housewives.
November 21, 2023 at 3:22 PM
One 1950's survey found that 73% of cats preferred drinking wine. This is a thread of just a few of them. Below, Mr. Tippy Bottoms enjoys a French Bordeaux to unwind after a long day selling vacuum cleaners to overbearing housewives.
One danger of climbing in the Andes mountains is that large packs of chinchillas may attack. These packs of cute and soft rodents have been known to skeletonize a climber in less than five minutes.
November 20, 2023 at 4:02 PM
One danger of climbing in the Andes mountains is that large packs of chinchillas may attack. These packs of cute and soft rodents have been known to skeletonize a climber in less than five minutes.
Scientists now agree that most Bigfoot sightings are merely bears dressed up in Bigfoot costumes.
November 19, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Scientists now agree that most Bigfoot sightings are merely bears dressed up in Bigfoot costumes.
German Shepards are known to be excellent cooks, especially of fine French cuisine. However, they also are known for being thin-skinned, and attacking food critics that give them bad reviews.
November 18, 2023 at 2:33 PM
German Shepards are known to be excellent cooks, especially of fine French cuisine. However, they also are known for being thin-skinned, and attacking food critics that give them bad reviews.
Unfortunately, shark attacks through the NYC sewer system are not uncommon. Sharks typically attack through open manholes and prefer elderly targets. In the bottom left picture, my mom uses shark mace on an aggressive shark, circa 1974.
November 17, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Unfortunately, shark attacks through the NYC sewer system are not uncommon. Sharks typically attack through open manholes and prefer elderly targets. In the bottom left picture, my mom uses shark mace on an aggressive shark, circa 1974.
Most Florida residents in the early 1900's had pet alligators. On walks they protected against robberies and at home they were gentle and loving pets that frequently cuddled in bed with their owners.
November 16, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Most Florida residents in the early 1900's had pet alligators. On walks they protected against robberies and at home they were gentle and loving pets that frequently cuddled in bed with their owners.
In the middle of the 20th century, gorillas assumed a crucial role on ships by showcasing their adept skills putting down mutinies. Captains recognized their valuable contribution of beating up and throwing overboard any would-be mutineers that threatened the chain of command.
November 16, 2023 at 12:58 AM
In the middle of the 20th century, gorillas assumed a crucial role on ships by showcasing their adept skills putting down mutinies. Captains recognized their valuable contribution of beating up and throwing overboard any would-be mutineers that threatened the chain of command.
One way the mob has frequently disposed of dead bodies is by leaving them at turkey farms where they are devoured by thousands of hungry turkeys. This Thanksgiving, see if your turkey has flavor notes of a mob snitch!
November 15, 2023 at 3:08 PM
One way the mob has frequently disposed of dead bodies is by leaving them at turkey farms where they are devoured by thousands of hungry turkeys. This Thanksgiving, see if your turkey has flavor notes of a mob snitch!
Happy War on Christmas Season to all who celebrate!
November 15, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Happy War on Christmas Season to all who celebrate!
In the late 1960's Australian scientists bred gigantic platypuses in Tasmania, primarily for their meat. Unfortunately, some of the platypuses escaped, killing many of the nearby residents in what came to be known as the "Platypus Massacre of 1969" and the experiment was shut down shortly after.
November 14, 2023 at 4:07 PM
In the late 1960's Australian scientists bred gigantic platypuses in Tasmania, primarily for their meat. Unfortunately, some of the platypuses escaped, killing many of the nearby residents in what came to be known as the "Platypus Massacre of 1969" and the experiment was shut down shortly after.
Me: back at work after a three-day weekend.
November 13, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Me: back at work after a three-day weekend.
Today is the 30th anniversary of vultures flying off with my cousin Stewart. Stewart liked playing with decaying animal carcasses and his parents frequently warned him that it could entice vultures to carry him away. Let this be a lesson for all kids to listen to their parents.
November 13, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Today is the 30th anniversary of vultures flying off with my cousin Stewart. Stewart liked playing with decaying animal carcasses and his parents frequently warned him that it could entice vultures to carry him away. Let this be a lesson for all kids to listen to their parents.