robloomis.bsky.social
@robloomis.bsky.social
Published new foodwriting in Rooted on Medium-impressions of eating in Greenland.

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Eating in Greenland: A Novice’s Guide
Sea to table meets global food systems
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November 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Just posted new humor on @frazzledhumor.bsky.social
*disclaimer-this does not represent my true feelings towards my daughter and her peers.

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Why I Got My Five-Year-Old Son a Fake ID
I’ll give you a hint: No one’s around in August
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October 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Reposted
I tap on the van window. It rolls down slowly, releasing a sour smell that I can’t quite identify.

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Why I Got My Five-Year-Old Son a Fake ID
I’ll give you a hint: No one’s around in August
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October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What's in a name? Had a lot of fun with this medium.com/slackjaw/im-...
I’m Jiminy Cricket, And I’d Prefer You Didn’t Say My Name In Vain, Either
I’ve got some alternatives.
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October 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Call Me Paranoid, but I Think My Son Wants To Put Me in a Nursing Home
And I’m not going anywhere
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September 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.

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As the Proud Owner of a New Kitten, I Just Don’t Have the Same Mental Energy for My Kids Anymore
The life of a new cat mom
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September 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Check out my piece of microfiction, published on Medium's Short & Weird

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Utopia 2.0.
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September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM