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Rob Heaton
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Ph.D. in NT and Early Christianity specializing in Hermas/AF, heresiology, and canon. Teacher, author, podcaster, cyclist, dad — robheaton.com
What a complete disaster.
November 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Love when Donald J Trump wishes me a happy holiday in the most deranged of ways
Hallmark couldn’t have written it better
June 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Hey, that’s me (and @mkochenash.bsky.social)!
Latest review on Rhea!

Robert D. Heaton reviews Michael Kochenash, "Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God" (Lexington Books 2020).

Don't miss the discussion between author & reviewer after the review!
Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God
Michael Kochenash, Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God (Lanham, MD: Lexington Books, 2020). 9781978707351. Reviewed by Robert D. Heaton, Anderson University, rdheaton@anderson.edu. ...
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February 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Many thanks to @robheaton.com for this thoughtful review of my book and to both Rob and @rheaclassical.bsky.social for the opportunity to state publicly what I think about accusations of parallelomania!
Latest review on Rhea!

Robert D. Heaton reviews Michael Kochenash, "Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God" (Lexington Books 2020).

Don't miss the discussion between author & reviewer after the review!
Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God
Michael Kochenash, Roman Self-Representation and the Lukan Kingdom of God (Lanham, MD: Lexington Books, 2020). 9781978707351. Reviewed by Robert D. Heaton, Anderson University, rdheaton@anderson.edu. ...
rheaclassicalreviews.com
February 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
What does it say about me that the YouTube algorithm served up this video
Old Country Buffet Training Video
#BIGFANOFCATS#JUSTTRAININGVIDEOS
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November 9, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Not sure if I’m alone in this but Bluesky is going full risk of epileptic seizure on me lately. Rapid disorienting blinking and so on. Please fix @safety.bsky.app
November 7, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is returning to theaters for no particular reason in December. My people, assemble! holygrailincinemas.com
Holy Grail in Monty Python and The holy Grail 48 ½ Anniversary Movie | Official Website
Holy Grail in Monty Python and The holy Grail 48 ½ Anniversary - December 3 & 6
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October 31, 2023 at 7:17 PM
One of the odder things to catch on a Saturday Night Live segment was a reference to an obscure biblical character from 1 Chronicles
October 30, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Very nice to have Dr. Morrison’s endorsement of my book at Anderson University!
October 27, 2023 at 5:40 PM
I could start a repository of NT scholars whose headshots I’ve photoshopped to remove backgrounds for lecture slides
October 24, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Really enjoyed this discussion about @mattthiessen.bsky.social’s “A Jewish Paul,” a book I foresee using for my students learning about all Paul’s weirdness!
October 22, 2023 at 6:44 PM
I may have read a lot of historical Jesus stuff but I’m eternally searching for a better description than @jonbois.bsky.social‘s “undrafted out of Nazareth” youtu.be/4QG5e271AZM&...
Have you heard the Good News? | The History of the Atlanta Falcons, Part 2
Few remember this, but the Atlanta Falcons of the late 1970s and early 1980s were good. As in, “greatest defense in NFL history” good. They were thinking Sup...
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October 18, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Anyone else ever just think about the secret code to access the second Death Star being “blue”
October 14, 2023 at 4:37 AM
My morning hot take is that Denver courthouse coffee tastes like absolute garbage. #juryduty
October 10, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Jury duty tomorrow. Smash that like button for a live-bluesky event or I guess I could just read instead!
October 10, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Just thought the world should hear that I’m batting .833 this fall ball season with a 1.690 OPS (nice). Is a 1.000 BABIP sustainable? We’ll find out!
October 9, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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Academia loves to decolonize everything besides occupied land. Its silence on Palestine is enough to know how decolonization has become a metaphor signifying everything besides material change and collective resistance.
October 7, 2023 at 2:47 PM
No one:
Fortress Press: Bonhoeffer?
October 7, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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It's easy to make friends as an adult. I'm not going to tell you how, but it's super easy. Frankly, the rest of us are surprised you haven't figured it out.
October 5, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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My episode with Tom Boomershine for @newbooksnetwork.bsky.social is live! We discuss not only his new book but also wider issues of performance theory and the NT, orality/textuality in antiquity, and the Gospel of Mark’s composition. Listen and subscribe for free! newbooksnetwork.com/first-centur...
Podcast | Thomas E. Boomershine, "First-Century Gospel Storytellers…
Subscribe for free. Thomas E. Boomershine, "First-Century Gospel Storytellers and Audiences: The Gospels as Performance Literature" (Cascade Books, 2022)
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October 5, 2023 at 2:34 PM
The Ahsoka series reminds me how awesome Thrawn was written by Timothy Zahn instead.
October 5, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Okay, which of you is behind this?
October 2, 2023 at 4:04 AM
It’s 2023 AD and I saw an internet ad for the NASB. What is happening
October 1, 2023 at 4:54 AM