Rob Grace
@robgracecomedy.bsky.social
I believe laughter is the best medicine - unless you’re diabetic, in which case insulin is quite important.
Oh and Cheltenham Town and all that.
Oh and Cheltenham Town and all that.
If you fancy an alternative Christmas song, try this...
youtu.be/Gkx-xMTYowc?...
youtu.be/Gkx-xMTYowc?...
Walking Round In Women's Underwear
YouTube video by Grace and Favour
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you fancy an alternative Christmas song, try this...
youtu.be/Gkx-xMTYowc?...
youtu.be/Gkx-xMTYowc?...
I'm pretty sure that if AI was corporeal it would look like the freaky woman from the IONOS advert.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm pretty sure that if AI was corporeal it would look like the freaky woman from the IONOS advert.
I don't know whether I'm proud of this or a little bit depressed by it...
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't know whether I'm proud of this or a little bit depressed by it...
My guess is, with your eyes open.
But I'm old fashioned like that...
But I'm old fashioned like that...
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
My guess is, with your eyes open.
But I'm old fashioned like that...
But I'm old fashioned like that...
I'm going to say this is a 'not useful' transcription.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I'm going to say this is a 'not useful' transcription.
I don't often share my running details but as this was the first Half Marathon in my home town and the first time I'd managed to run a sub two-hour so registered a PB, I thought I'd put it out there.
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't often share my running details but as this was the first Half Marathon in my home town and the first time I'd managed to run a sub two-hour so registered a PB, I thought I'd put it out there.
The population of the whole world seemed to have descended on Rome today...and they were all wearing Skechers!
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The population of the whole world seemed to have descended on Rome today...and they were all wearing Skechers!
An interesting combination of sentences to translate. I might use these in Rome next week.
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
An interesting combination of sentences to translate. I might use these in Rome next week.
Wait until they discover what the water companies have been doing...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kew woman fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain in Richmond
Burcu Yesilyurt says the fine is
www.bbc.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Wait until they discover what the water companies have been doing...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Saw @petefirman.bsky.social in Bristol tonight. Three questions:
1) If you haven't seen him, why not?
2) What are you going to do about it?
3) Why are you still reading this instead of doing something about it?
Go and see him, he's mind-blowingly good!
1) If you haven't seen him, why not?
2) What are you going to do about it?
3) Why are you still reading this instead of doing something about it?
Go and see him, he's mind-blowingly good!
October 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw @petefirman.bsky.social in Bristol tonight. Three questions:
1) If you haven't seen him, why not?
2) What are you going to do about it?
3) Why are you still reading this instead of doing something about it?
Go and see him, he's mind-blowingly good!
1) If you haven't seen him, why not?
2) What are you going to do about it?
3) Why are you still reading this instead of doing something about it?
Go and see him, he's mind-blowingly good!
Go home AI, you're pissed!
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Go home AI, you're pissed!
I think we might be at a point in history where we change 'Lest we forget' to 'Looks like we forgot'!
September 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I think we might be at a point in history where we change 'Lest we forget' to 'Looks like we forgot'!
Dear America
The correct expression is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less".
It doesn't take much thought to work out your version makes no sense whatsoever.
Thanks for your time on this matter.
The correct expression is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less".
It doesn't take much thought to work out your version makes no sense whatsoever.
Thanks for your time on this matter.
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Dear America
The correct expression is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less".
It doesn't take much thought to work out your version makes no sense whatsoever.
Thanks for your time on this matter.
The correct expression is "I COULDN'T care less" not "I could care less".
It doesn't take much thought to work out your version makes no sense whatsoever.
Thanks for your time on this matter.
Reposted by Rob Grace
Ask nanny if she wants us to bring some mice home for the kittens: if so dead or alive.
August 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Ask nanny if she wants us to bring some mice home for the kittens: if so dead or alive.
When I asked my wife why it took so long to get ready to go out, she said it was because she was filing her nails.
How can that be such a long process? They all go under the letter 'N' surely! #LunchPun
How can that be such a long process? They all go under the letter 'N' surely! #LunchPun
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When I asked my wife why it took so long to get ready to go out, she said it was because she was filing her nails.
How can that be such a long process? They all go under the letter 'N' surely! #LunchPun
How can that be such a long process? They all go under the letter 'N' surely! #LunchPun
There have been some strange goings on at my allotment recently. I went there the other day and there were an extra 15 inches more topsoil compared to when I left it. The plot thickens. #LunchPun
August 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There have been some strange goings on at my allotment recently. I went there the other day and there were an extra 15 inches more topsoil compared to when I left it. The plot thickens. #LunchPun
Who knew Trump could drive a submarine?...
August 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Who knew Trump could drive a submarine?...
I received a parcel today. It was 1" wide by 1" long by 1" deep and full to the brim with elephant semen, which proves that big things really do come in small packages #LunchPun
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I received a parcel today. It was 1" wide by 1" long by 1" deep and full to the brim with elephant semen, which proves that big things really do come in small packages #LunchPun
I had planned on spending my day procrastinating but I keep getting distracted. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.
July 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I had planned on spending my day procrastinating but I keep getting distracted. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.
July 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM