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Robstradamus
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The balance pursued by a butch queen Thanos
Just a boy & his tools
Book me & things…
https://squareup.com/appointments/book/8R4ZEMZCYAPWF
You know what…
Vecna is the kinda ponk that would out a young doll; some nerve.
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My seals this year
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
17 days til 44
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Liiiiiiiike SUIT ME UP
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I can do suits all day
Across at least 4 decades

& I was just saying I missed suiting
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One sec
Been a minute
But - BEEN about this life, wanna get back
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Media update?
Media update.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why is wazes native volume setting “hooting & hollering?” Sis be loud af.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Kasie Hunt be eating Scott Jennings up & paying it; I need Abby to take a hint.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not Donald Lewinsky
That’s why he been on Hillary neck!
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Have yall clocked that it’s full on “Obamacare” again?
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Idk what it is about this recurring dream that I didn’t finish college or that I’m fighting to get one class done to complete my degree
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What did I walk into
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I’m due for a media update & some political commentary
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Zohran went to papi juice & I have to stan
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
stealing from ppl is a top tier offense for me, but cheating is a close second - cause just leave me
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was fine with Janine, but when they brought Charlotte - my god today
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Finally finishing this last season of Handmaids; I’d paused since we’re literally onboarding Gilead at this point, but yeah. I’m at the wedding & shits getting hot.
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Reposted by Robstradamus
• window down on the highway
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by Robstradamus
Kia Soul drivers
Honda CR-V drivers
South Carolina tags
Atlanta drivers I detest:
• paper tags
• Florida tags
• arm out of window

*feel free to add
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM