Bob’s Mild Takes
@robertn324.bsky.social
Toronto Maple Leafs enjoyer. Mildest takes in town. Absolutely hinged hockey mind.
I streamed Chuck Redd music all day yesterday as an act of protest. Turns out the man can play the vibraphone with the best of them. Recommend.
Thank you to Chuck Redd, The Cookers, Doug Varone and Dancers, Rhiannon Giddens, and Kristy Lee for boycotting the Kennedy Center renaming and canceling their performances.
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I streamed Chuck Redd music all day yesterday as an act of protest. Turns out the man can play the vibraphone with the best of them. Recommend.
The Leafs frustrate me, confuse me, and break my heart, but I love them anyway. Like a tragically dysfunctional family where everyone means well and nobody learns their lesson.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Leafs frustrate me, confuse me, and break my heart, but I love them anyway. Like a tragically dysfunctional family where everyone means well and nobody learns their lesson.
Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel is the string cheese of the candy world.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Twizzlers Pull ‘n’ Peel is the string cheese of the candy world.
“It will eat the peas or it won’t get more mac and cheese” I say to my kids in my best Buffalo Bill voice.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“It will eat the peas or it won’t get more mac and cheese” I say to my kids in my best Buffalo Bill voice.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
They do not “get” the reference and ask me to stop after I say it for the twelfth time.
Corn-on-the-cob, but made with baby human teeth.
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Corn-on-the-cob, but made with baby human teeth.
Forget about three kids stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be an adult.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Forget about three kids stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be an adult.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Instead, try three adults stacked atop each other wearing a trench coat pretending to be a child.
Least popular vape flavor: egg salad sandwich.
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Least popular vape flavor: egg salad sandwich.
Increase a band:
Gworld Gwar 2
Gworld Gwar 2
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Increase a band:
Gworld Gwar 2
Gworld Gwar 2
Up 2-0 in the series. Enjoying this false security while my playoff trauma keeps sending push notifications. #LeafsForever
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Up 2-0 in the series. Enjoying this false security while my playoff trauma keeps sending push notifications. #LeafsForever
Congratulations to the Leafs on winning game 1, setting up the perfect opportunity for maximum pain later #LeafsForever
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Congratulations to the Leafs on winning game 1, setting up the perfect opportunity for maximum pain later #LeafsForever
Might get cancelled for this but injured players on IR score fewer points than healthy players in the lineup. #FantasyHockey #NHLFantasy #Mildtake
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Might get cancelled for this but injured players on IR score fewer points than healthy players in the lineup. #FantasyHockey #NHLFantasy #Mildtake
Fantasy hockey tip of the week: Active players often score more points than those on IR. #sports #FantasyNHL #FantasyHockey #MildTake
March 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fantasy hockey tip of the week: Active players often score more points than those on IR. #sports #FantasyNHL #FantasyHockey #MildTake
Bold statement incoming: Team that lead after 3 periods typically win the game. #LeafsForever #MildTake
March 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bold statement incoming: Team that lead after 3 periods typically win the game. #LeafsForever #MildTake
March 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mild take of the week!
It turns out the team with the best penalty-killing percentage in the NHL is good at killing penalties. Who knew?
March 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Mild take of the week!
March 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your Toronto Maple #Leafs are going to play a game of hockey tonight in the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig Apple! #newyorkrangers #MildTake #sports
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Your Toronto Maple #Leafs are going to play a game of hockey tonight in the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig Apple! #newyorkrangers #MildTake #sports
Tonight will provide a definitive answer to the question: who will win the 2025 4 Nations Face-Off? If i were a betting man, i would guess the Canada hockey team or the USA hockey team. #4Nations #MildTake #SportsBetting
February 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tonight will provide a definitive answer to the question: who will win the 2025 4 Nations Face-Off? If i were a betting man, i would guess the Canada hockey team or the USA hockey team. #4Nations #MildTake #SportsBetting
The Game of the Century.
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Game of the Century.
Everybody talking about Blockbuster trades but I grew up in a Hollywood Video trade house.
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Everybody talking about Blockbuster trades but I grew up in a Hollywood Video trade house.
When one’s team is caught with too many men, why jump off the ice? 🤷 Why not throw even more players on? This seems like a great chance for the famed Two Goalie Gambit.
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When one’s team is caught with too many men, why jump off the ice? 🤷 Why not throw even more players on? This seems like a great chance for the famed Two Goalie Gambit.
February 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM