Robert Electricity
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Oh, you host a political podcast? Wow, that's sooooo interesting. You should stop immediately.
Look, I just need some of you to stop looking at your phone and do things like WALK or DRIVE.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Look, I just need some of you to stop looking at your phone and do things like WALK or DRIVE.
One good thing about me being bald is you will never ever see me sporting a manbun.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One good thing about me being bald is you will never ever see me sporting a manbun.
One of my favorite parts of being friends with people is when a friend reveals their dark side, because that's when you get to the real person. Not the "best behavior" version. The real nitty gritty. I like that.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
One of my favorite parts of being friends with people is when a friend reveals their dark side, because that's when you get to the real person. Not the "best behavior" version. The real nitty gritty. I like that.
"Punching the chipmunk" is the most aggressive term for women's masturbation that I have ever heard.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Punching the chipmunk" is the most aggressive term for women's masturbation that I have ever heard.
I was alive during the 1980s and I can assure you that we all used break dancing as our primary method of travel.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I was alive during the 1980s and I can assure you that we all used break dancing as our primary method of travel.
I am a big fan of cunnilingus. The results speak for themselves. The spelling of the word, however, is tedious.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am a big fan of cunnilingus. The results speak for themselves. The spelling of the word, however, is tedious.
me when my wife buys a huge cucumber:
a cartoon character named stewie from the family guy sits on a ledge
ALT: a cartoon character named stewie from the family guy sits on a ledge
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
me when my wife buys a huge cucumber:
I have better things to do tonight than poop.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have better things to do tonight than poop.
But your honor, she said "on accident."
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
But your honor, she said "on accident."
My favorite part of taking antibiotics for a sinus infection is wondering if I'll be able to get through the workday without shitting my pants.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My favorite part of taking antibiotics for a sinus infection is wondering if I'll be able to get through the workday without shitting my pants.
I would have no problem if a home loan with 6% interest meant that you would pay the price of the home plus 6% of that amount, but that's not what actually happens, because fuck you, that's why.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I would have no problem if a home loan with 6% interest meant that you would pay the price of the home plus 6% of that amount, but that's not what actually happens, because fuck you, that's why.
I bet the main reason musicians snort cocaine is to get rid of sinus infections.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I bet the main reason musicians snort cocaine is to get rid of sinus infections.
I haven't vogued in ages.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I haven't vogued in ages.
I was visiting my parents in Florida recently, and it was so nice of them to provide ravioli in the bathroom.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I was visiting my parents in Florida recently, and it was so nice of them to provide ravioli in the bathroom.
I like my chicken like I like my women: big breasted and in my lap.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I like my chicken like I like my women: big breasted and in my lap.
If there is one thing I love, it is bureaucracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If there is one thing I love, it is bureaucracy.
Now do you understand why I am particular about grammar? 😑
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Now do you understand why I am particular about grammar? 😑
I sure could use a health position. Not a big one. Just a little one that heals about 50 to 100 hit points.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I sure could use a health position. Not a big one. Just a little one that heals about 50 to 100 hit points.
It's the same image.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's the same image.
Pre-existing condition? You mean being a living organism???
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pre-existing condition? You mean being a living organism???
Okay, cool. I'm going to go dunk my head in a public toilet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Okay, cool. I'm going to go dunk my head in a public toilet.
I like when songs reference sex in subtle ways.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I like when songs reference sex in subtle ways.
While government corruption has been around for a long time, it's rarely been this obvious.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
While government corruption has been around for a long time, it's rarely been this obvious.
I am astounded by how poor my touchscreen typing skills are after more than a decade of using smartphones. Goodness gracious.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am astounded by how poor my touchscreen typing skills are after more than a decade of using smartphones. Goodness gracious.