Rob Lastname
@robdor1.bsky.social
Engineer, nerd. I'll help design and build anything for a shiny nickel or a crisp high five.
Typos likely. Fat thumbs miss ye olde phone buttons.
All of my posts are nonsense, please don't spend any time trying to sort them out.
Typos likely. Fat thumbs miss ye olde phone buttons.
All of my posts are nonsense, please don't spend any time trying to sort them out.
Joe Keery / Steve Harrington as a young Malcolm Reynolds Firefly prequel when plzkthx?
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Joe Keery / Steve Harrington as a young Malcolm Reynolds Firefly prequel when plzkthx?
You think if Reba McEntire got into track and field she'd be called Arriba McEntire?
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
You think if Reba McEntire got into track and field she'd be called Arriba McEntire?
I bet FIFA is soooooo embarrassed about giving trump that peace prize.
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I bet FIFA is soooooo embarrassed about giving trump that peace prize.
News channels know they can show whatever they want right? Like they could just refuse to show video or images of trump at all. Show video of the people who actually care about governing instead.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
News channels know they can show whatever they want right? Like they could just refuse to show video or images of trump at all. Show video of the people who actually care about governing instead.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dear Mr Mamdani, please get something like a tan suit for one of your press conferences so some Maga types heads will explode.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dear Mr Mamdani, please get something like a tan suit for one of your press conferences so some Maga types heads will explode.
first half had me sad. Second half made me shit my pants laughing too hard. Also brb.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
first half had me sad. Second half made me shit my pants laughing too hard. Also brb.
I'm bored with seeing fancy headquarters. Want to see some assquarters!
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm bored with seeing fancy headquarters. Want to see some assquarters!
Pirates and sailors always say ahoy. But what if I want two or three hoys?
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pirates and sailors always say ahoy. But what if I want two or three hoys?
I miss being able to watch late night shows like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert and not feel depressed with the topics they make fun of.
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I miss being able to watch late night shows like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert and not feel depressed with the topics they make fun of.
Everybody do the wenis!
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Everybody do the wenis!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social how do I do a DM? Anyways ignore this if you think Star Trek is the best 💪🤌👍
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social how do I do a DM? Anyways ignore this if you think Star Trek is the best 💪🤌👍
Do all Chipotle locations suck now? I just finished a long driving trip and saw several on route but they all had bad reviews and nasty pictures. I ended up not stopping at any.
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do all Chipotle locations suck now? I just finished a long driving trip and saw several on route but they all had bad reviews and nasty pictures. I ended up not stopping at any.
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October 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wordle 1,566 6/6
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Get a 5 cheese pizza and just have 1 cheese pizza at a time. That way you get 5 pizzas out of one. #lifehacks
September 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Get a 5 cheese pizza and just have 1 cheese pizza at a time. That way you get 5 pizzas out of one. #lifehacks
@jcsalterego.bsky.social has become too powerful. Someone has to stop him.
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social has become too powerful. Someone has to stop him.
Can there be a way to block posts that contain links with specific words? Seeing so much Amazon bot spam now and would love to block anything Amazon.com
September 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Can there be a way to block posts that contain links with specific words? Seeing so much Amazon bot spam now and would love to block anything Amazon.com
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What the heck wordle
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September 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wordle 1,535 4/6
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I don't think wordle has any right saying some of my guesses aren't words with the stuff they have been putting out.
August 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don't think wordle has any right saying some of my guesses aren't words with the stuff they have been putting out.
Lol dumbass Google AI getting snippy. It's hella a dumb word. All my homies say it's a dumb word.
August 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lol dumbass Google AI getting snippy. It's hella a dumb word. All my homies say it's a dumb word.
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August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Today's wordle can eat my entire ass hole.
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today's wordle can eat my entire ass hole.
Pretty soon wordle will have to stop saying that my words aren't in their list with how unhinged their words have been.
July 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Pretty soon wordle will have to stop saying that my words aren't in their list with how unhinged their words have been.
Why are there so many "long story shorts"? I want some "short story longs".
July 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Why are there so many "long story shorts"? I want some "short story longs".
Do you think people would still get mad if it rained on their parade but it was an Earth day themed parade?
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Do you think people would still get mad if it rained on their parade but it was an Earth day themed parade?
If you are about to have massively loud farts in public it is socially acceptable to yell out "WITNESS ME!" prior to farting.
July 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you are about to have massively loud farts in public it is socially acceptable to yell out "WITNESS ME!" prior to farting.