Rob
robdon567.bsky.social
Rob
@robdon567.bsky.social
I heard someone say “it’s been half a decade since lockdown” and I immediately started having a panic attack
January 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*cybertruck blows up in front of Trump hotel*

“You really gotta spell it out for people these days” - God
January 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Another Christmas, another opportunity to disappoint my mother by not giving her a picture of a sonogram in card like she’s been expecting for the last 4 years (I’m a millennial)
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Nancy Pelosi falling and it making national news really makes me realize how old our political leaders are. I mean at this point, if you wanted to take out a politician all you’d have to do is start putting banana peels all over Capitol Hill 😭
December 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
If I was in that McDonald’s when cops busted in, I would be repeating that story at every family gathering, birthday party, wedding, holiday, bbq, party, get together, job interview, or any conversation I have with another person, for the rest of my life.
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The irony that he turned out be handsome is hilarious
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM
The Mcdonalds CEO was like “nah I’m not about to be next, here you want the snack wrap back take it, just don’t shoot me.”
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
“to smithereens” has got to be the worst way to get blown
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Cool, so unconcentrated camps?
November 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade is just 3 hours of the hosts going “and look who it is on the Hot Wheels float, that random artist you don’t know singing their smash hit that you’ve definitely heard in a target ad!”
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Except those of you who celebrate by partaking in a Turkey Trot 5k, wtf are you people doing?
November 28, 2024 at 1:59 PM
This girl on my team at work just had her second child. Im just totally confused as to how we both make the same amount of money, but she’s somehow able to afford to care for two children while I can barely afford to eat out at a nice restaurant?
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
You think you know rage? Oh yea? You ever been stuck behind a group of blissfully unaware women taking up an entire NYC sidewalk as they yap about their boyfriends while walking at a pace that would only be acceptable in a nursing home?
November 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
People who still put multiple cities in their bio on social media like
“NYC|LA|Columbus” bro just say ur from Ohio 😭
November 27, 2024 at 12:17 PM
“We need to keep men out of women’s spaces!” They shouted as they openly support the guy who went into a women’s dressing room and sexually assaulted someone
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I feel like podcasts and conservative media are the embodiment of what our boomer parents thought video games were going to do to us 90’s kids
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Politicians should be forced to wear logos of companies on their suits like the drivers in NASCAR, this way we know who bought them 👍🏼
November 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Are they putting anesthesia in these gummies?! I woke up feeling like I just got out of a 12 hour surgery 😭
November 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I feel like it’s been Black Friday for 6 months. If I get one more ad it’s gonna be a red Friday for everyone
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Waking up in your 30’s is the best.

Well rested, no hangover, and most importantly- I know exactly where my phone, wallet and keys are!
November 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
The ONLY downside to being a dog owner is having to walk them in the rain 😩

Side note, it’s 30 degrees and raining. That doesn’t make sense. It should always only be snowing when it’s that cold.
November 23, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I love how the community here can be respectful while engaging in discourse and not immediately say the most hateful shit they could possibly think of when someone disagrees.

It’s also kind of sad how that’s a refreshing feeling on social media.
November 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I think the gov has an intern running the weather machine because wtf is happening in New York?

We just needed SOME rain, not Noah’s Arc level flooding with 30mph winds and freezing temps.

Too much too soon babe 😩
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My favorite part about this app is that it’s essentially a carbon copy of Twitter, minus Elon musk and all the racism 👍🏼
November 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM