Rob Middleton
@robcm.bsky.social
Video game producer. Father of two (cats). Best know for a horrendous GCSE Results photo.
Got a few great bed bug jokes but not sure which to tweet first. Think I'll sleep on them.
October 12, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Got a few great bed bug jokes but not sure which to tweet first. Think I'll sleep on them.
Loving that the Tory response to any Labour Party Conference speech is just "but what about the problems we've caused?"
October 11, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Loving that the Tory response to any Labour Party Conference speech is just "but what about the problems we've caused?"
You just know the land they're selling off from HS2 is going to end up in the hands of their friends
October 4, 2023 at 7:48 PM
You just know the land they're selling off from HS2 is going to end up in the hands of their friends
Feels like the Tory conference is all them auditioning to be leader, but they've all be chosen by the people on X Factor who found the really shit people
October 4, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Feels like the Tory conference is all them auditioning to be leader, but they've all be chosen by the people on X Factor who found the really shit people
My 20s have been a lot of remembering I should start a pension and then just not doing it
September 25, 2023 at 5:24 PM
My 20s have been a lot of remembering I should start a pension and then just not doing it
Been at the gym a full hour and just realised my t shirt is on inside out so now I'll have to never do any exercise every again
September 24, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Been at the gym a full hour and just realised my t shirt is on inside out so now I'll have to never do any exercise every again
Audience validation is for cowards who don't like fun
Give me your Game Dev Tips: bad advice only
September 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Audience validation is for cowards who don't like fun
Didn't think the things keeping me on Twitter at this point would be corporate self destruction and exquisite seven bin humour but here we are
September 21, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Didn't think the things keeping me on Twitter at this point would be corporate self destruction and exquisite seven bin humour but here we are
Call me lazy, but if I were in charge of averting a climate disaster and there was an easy way out, I think I'd take it
September 20, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Call me lazy, but if I were in charge of averting a climate disaster and there was an easy way out, I think I'd take it
Think the most disproportionate reaction I have to anything is how much my skin crawls when I hear/read "the pod" instead of podcast
September 20, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Think the most disproportionate reaction I have to anything is how much my skin crawls when I hear/read "the pod" instead of podcast
Thoughts with whoever uploaded them docs. Simultaneously empathetic of how stressful that is and grateful for the perspective on my day
September 19, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Thoughts with whoever uploaded them docs. Simultaneously empathetic of how stressful that is and grateful for the perspective on my day