Robert
@robbz.bsky.social
A progressive cynic, capybara obsessed, wannabe ski bum.
Tea drinking, musical lovin', rugby union tragic and collector of stubby holders, passport stamps & Grug toys
Lives: Melbourne, From: Brisbane
Tea drinking, musical lovin', rugby union tragic and collector of stubby holders, passport stamps & Grug toys
Lives: Melbourne, From: Brisbane
Five years ago today, human history changed forever and would never be the same again.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered.
Lets raise a glass of dirty soda to our favourite grampa marrying, argumentative, alcoholic, convicted fellons! ol
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered.
Lets raise a glass of dirty soda to our favourite grampa marrying, argumentative, alcoholic, convicted fellons! ol
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Five years ago today, human history changed forever and would never be the same again.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered.
Lets raise a glass of dirty soda to our favourite grampa marrying, argumentative, alcoholic, convicted fellons! ol
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered.
Lets raise a glass of dirty soda to our favourite grampa marrying, argumentative, alcoholic, convicted fellons! ol
Hear me out...
Instead of Marvel doing a multiverse saga based on... whatever the hell they make... have one instead centered on Sophia Petrillo and there being a new universe based on all the stories she use to tell in 'The Golden Girls'.
Those stories are just a different shard of herself.
Instead of Marvel doing a multiverse saga based on... whatever the hell they make... have one instead centered on Sophia Petrillo and there being a new universe based on all the stories she use to tell in 'The Golden Girls'.
Those stories are just a different shard of herself.
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hear me out...
Instead of Marvel doing a multiverse saga based on... whatever the hell they make... have one instead centered on Sophia Petrillo and there being a new universe based on all the stories she use to tell in 'The Golden Girls'.
Those stories are just a different shard of herself.
Instead of Marvel doing a multiverse saga based on... whatever the hell they make... have one instead centered on Sophia Petrillo and there being a new universe based on all the stories she use to tell in 'The Golden Girls'.
Those stories are just a different shard of herself.
Oh Australian Women's Forum...
As much as it was made as a smutty mag for the ladies, it helped many of 90s gay boy learn about themselves.
As much as it was made as a smutty mag for the ladies, it helped many of 90s gay boy learn about themselves.
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Oh Australian Women's Forum...
As much as it was made as a smutty mag for the ladies, it helped many of 90s gay boy learn about themselves.
As much as it was made as a smutty mag for the ladies, it helped many of 90s gay boy learn about themselves.
At my Rugby Club's drag pagent night.
I swear, put some makeup, little sootchy dress and a hard front wig on a bunch of straight guys and they go zero to diva in the blink of a fake eyelash.
Maybe you're born with it, maybe its just the magic of drag.
I swear, put some makeup, little sootchy dress and a hard front wig on a bunch of straight guys and they go zero to diva in the blink of a fake eyelash.
Maybe you're born with it, maybe its just the magic of drag.
August 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
At my Rugby Club's drag pagent night.
I swear, put some makeup, little sootchy dress and a hard front wig on a bunch of straight guys and they go zero to diva in the blink of a fake eyelash.
Maybe you're born with it, maybe its just the magic of drag.
I swear, put some makeup, little sootchy dress and a hard front wig on a bunch of straight guys and they go zero to diva in the blink of a fake eyelash.
Maybe you're born with it, maybe its just the magic of drag.
An Lions tour happens once every twelve years, so to get prime seats to watch some great rugby and support the Wallabies will always be a blessing regardless of the final scoreline
#GoWallabies
#GoWallabies
July 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
An Lions tour happens once every twelve years, so to get prime seats to watch some great rugby and support the Wallabies will always be a blessing regardless of the final scoreline
#GoWallabies
#GoWallabies
The demographic breakdown of the Lions fans, based on how it looks to me:
1% Irish
1% Scottish
1% English
97% Welsh
#LionsTour
1% Irish
1% Scottish
1% English
97% Welsh
#LionsTour
July 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The demographic breakdown of the Lions fans, based on how it looks to me:
1% Irish
1% Scottish
1% English
97% Welsh
#LionsTour
1% Irish
1% Scottish
1% English
97% Welsh
#LionsTour
I'll give it to the Brits - they know how to tour!
Pasifika vs Lions Game
First Pro rugby game since the @melbournerebels.bsky.social folded, and first time at Dockland Stadium for at least three name changes!
#LionsTour
Pasifika vs Lions Game
First Pro rugby game since the @melbournerebels.bsky.social folded, and first time at Dockland Stadium for at least three name changes!
#LionsTour
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I'll give it to the Brits - they know how to tour!
Pasifika vs Lions Game
First Pro rugby game since the @melbournerebels.bsky.social folded, and first time at Dockland Stadium for at least three name changes!
#LionsTour
Pasifika vs Lions Game
First Pro rugby game since the @melbournerebels.bsky.social folded, and first time at Dockland Stadium for at least three name changes!
#LionsTour
My High School French these days might be limited to ordering fish at a restaurant and understanding lyrics in a few Kylie songs, but sometimes I do see a random sentence (En Français) in the wild and understand what it means!
And I feel like a linguistic superman! For about 2.15 seconds at least!
And I feel like a linguistic superman! For about 2.15 seconds at least!
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My High School French these days might be limited to ordering fish at a restaurant and understanding lyrics in a few Kylie songs, but sometimes I do see a random sentence (En Français) in the wild and understand what it means!
And I feel like a linguistic superman! For about 2.15 seconds at least!
And I feel like a linguistic superman! For about 2.15 seconds at least!
So no one told AusPol was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, the party's broke
Nuclear power's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year...
#Auspol
Your job's a joke, the party's broke
Nuclear power's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year...
#Auspol
May 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
So no one told AusPol was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, the party's broke
Nuclear power's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year...
#Auspol
Your job's a joke, the party's broke
Nuclear power's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year...
#Auspol
Rumour has it that in a backroom somewhere in the ABC studios, James McGrath is gently rocking back and forwards still saying 'pre-polls' over and over and over...
#AusPol
#AusPol
May 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Rumour has it that in a backroom somewhere in the ABC studios, James McGrath is gently rocking back and forwards still saying 'pre-polls' over and over and over...
#AusPol
#AusPol
Can we just clone him?
Either way, happy retirement Antony Green! @antonygreenelec.bsky.social
#AusPol
Either way, happy retirement Antony Green! @antonygreenelec.bsky.social
#AusPol
May 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can we just clone him?
Either way, happy retirement Antony Green! @antonygreenelec.bsky.social
#AusPol
Either way, happy retirement Antony Green! @antonygreenelec.bsky.social
#AusPol
I've just learnt tonight Melbourne had not one but THREE Viking themed restaurants.
In an effort to be cheeky and study the menu before I went to one tonight (with the in-laws), I ended up studying the menu of the wrong bloody one!
In an effort to be cheeky and study the menu before I went to one tonight (with the in-laws), I ended up studying the menu of the wrong bloody one!
February 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I've just learnt tonight Melbourne had not one but THREE Viking themed restaurants.
In an effort to be cheeky and study the menu before I went to one tonight (with the in-laws), I ended up studying the menu of the wrong bloody one!
In an effort to be cheeky and study the menu before I went to one tonight (with the in-laws), I ended up studying the menu of the wrong bloody one!
When the new Lady Gaga song 'Abracadabra' is more American Horror Story then anything Ryan Murphy has given us recently...
February 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When the new Lady Gaga song 'Abracadabra' is more American Horror Story then anything Ryan Murphy has given us recently...
Why are people in the Eastern Suburbs so sad?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is Ringwood!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is Ringwood!
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Why are people in the Eastern Suburbs so sad?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is Ringwood!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is Ringwood!
Sometimes I think I only have a kitchen because it came with the place and there is wine in there.
February 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Sometimes I think I only have a kitchen because it came with the place and there is wine in there.
Fun story:
Years ago, I had a part time gig at a Senators office, and at lunchtime the staff would go into the conference room together to eat end watch Day of Our Lives.
And it was this era (Give or take Australia being like 5 years behind the US! Lol)
#DaysOfOurLives
Years ago, I had a part time gig at a Senators office, and at lunchtime the staff would go into the conference room together to eat end watch Day of Our Lives.
And it was this era (Give or take Australia being like 5 years behind the US! Lol)
#DaysOfOurLives
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Fun story:
Years ago, I had a part time gig at a Senators office, and at lunchtime the staff would go into the conference room together to eat end watch Day of Our Lives.
And it was this era (Give or take Australia being like 5 years behind the US! Lol)
#DaysOfOurLives
Years ago, I had a part time gig at a Senators office, and at lunchtime the staff would go into the conference room together to eat end watch Day of Our Lives.
And it was this era (Give or take Australia being like 5 years behind the US! Lol)
#DaysOfOurLives
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Has any author derailed their series of books so badly (That it actually made s you retroactively dislike all the prior books), then what Alistair Reynolds did in the last 5 pages of 'Absolution Gap"?
January 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Has any author derailed their series of books so badly (That it actually made s you retroactively dislike all the prior books), then what Alistair Reynolds did in the last 5 pages of 'Absolution Gap"?
Being a nerd here.
Section 31:
For the most part I enjoyed it more than most other folk appeared to... HOWEVER trying to inject Marvel-style humour into the dialogue just doesn't work, and if anything, I felt it made things come to a screeching holt.
Section 31:
For the most part I enjoyed it more than most other folk appeared to... HOWEVER trying to inject Marvel-style humour into the dialogue just doesn't work, and if anything, I felt it made things come to a screeching holt.
January 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Being a nerd here.
Section 31:
For the most part I enjoyed it more than most other folk appeared to... HOWEVER trying to inject Marvel-style humour into the dialogue just doesn't work, and if anything, I felt it made things come to a screeching holt.
Section 31:
For the most part I enjoyed it more than most other folk appeared to... HOWEVER trying to inject Marvel-style humour into the dialogue just doesn't work, and if anything, I felt it made things come to a screeching holt.
Sometimes the downside with ambidextarity is you don't know what hand to use.
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes the downside with ambidextarity is you don't know what hand to use.
I really wanna to go visit Belize now.
Actually I've been wanting to do it for about 15 years lol, but my better half now wants to go now as well!
Actually I've been wanting to do it for about 15 years lol, but my better half now wants to go now as well!
January 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I really wanna to go visit Belize now.
Actually I've been wanting to do it for about 15 years lol, but my better half now wants to go now as well!
Actually I've been wanting to do it for about 15 years lol, but my better half now wants to go now as well!