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RoastBeefSlim | Microplastics Eater
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People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just gotta respect it. (He/Him)
5-3 into Day 2 of Worlds. This game is EZ. #FaBTCG
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.

Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
With all the hate around LL, I would like to throw an idea out there.

What if there was a Semi-Restricted list where you allow players to have 3 copies of a card, but they get to choose the colors.

Thoughts are around Bonds, CYB, Open and Somersault are probs too good to allow 3 though.

#FaBTCG
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I saw our friendly local
NoArcane,NoIce,NoFatigue
Talishar player and decided to have a go with Arakni.

Chaos Ensued..

I call it: A Valiant Tale.

#fabtcg
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
German Government messed up calling this a game of skill. It’s too EZ. #FaBTCG
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Path of Exile could you not announce the upcoming league for late October? I need to lock in for FaB BH Baltimore, Greentree 10k and World Championship… #PoE #Fabtcg
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What if they unbanned Tome of the Firebrand? Haha jk…unless 😳
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
August 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I play ninja so that I have more time to consume microplastics between rounds. #fabtcg
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Won a neat playmat today.

Puffin ✅
Prism ✅
Cindra ✅
Slippy ❌
Oscillio ✅
Gravy ✅
Gravy ✅

—-Top 8—

Dorinthea ❌

#fabtcg
August 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Replying to a my buddy with only Minions gifs until he says something.
August 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ford really got suburban whites in a gorilla grip coochie when they decided to name one of their Bronco trims the ‘Outer Banks Edition’.
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Put my hero and equipment in mini snaps today for the first time to see how the other half thinks.

I think I’m going to be sick.
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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If I was only allowed to nominate one person in the entire fab content space that deserves the grant money, it is The Table Pit
We made a Crocheted Card Sleeve on our new Public Access TV Show The Table Crafting Group!

(If you don't know what public access tv is, ask your parents)

youtu.be/auZKH-huBg8
The Card Koozie
YouTube video by The Table Pit
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I think the most iconic interaction I had this weekend at Singapore was the opponent who showed up 2/3 minutes late.

Mans looked a judge in the eye when they informed him he was late and said “No I wasn’t. I’ve been here for a few minutes.”
July 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I really don't like this combination. If I get a PQ win early and my local PQ is later, I can't support them and they might lose the ability to run PQs because of it? Especially for a PT across the world that people are less likely to compete for.
July 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lots of stuff from Singapore:

1. Probably the best mental I’ve had at a major FaB event in a long time. Gonna chalk it to going into the weekend with 0 expectations, first PT and near 0 practice.

2. Finished PT at 4-4 day one, so happy to have an even record day 2 would’ve been cool, oh well.
July 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Really boutta fly to the other side of the word for some silly little card game for ages 16+. Just to get my ass beat.
July 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
lol I sucked this weekend.
June 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
For folks attending the FaB US nationals. You can only lose 100% of your money when gambling, but you can always win WAY MORE.
#fabtcg
May 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gravey Bones Tierlist #3

Based on how likely they are to tip dancers at a drag show.

#fabtcg
May 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Gravey Bones Tierlist #2

Based on how likely they are to beat me up for my lunch money.
May 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Gravey Bones Tier List #1

What album they started listening to Hot Mulligan at (they’re all fans)
#fabtcg
May 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Just realized I got a like on my post earlier this week. Dropped my 4 Tier lists so far.
May 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM