RoastBeefSlim | Microplastics Eater
@roastbeefslim.bsky.social
People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just gotta respect it. (He/Him)
I’d put FaB results here but I don’t think PQ/RTN wins and BH top 8s are relevant enough.
I’d put FaB results here but I don’t think PQ/RTN wins and BH top 8s are relevant enough.
Why does god give his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles? (Crazy style stomach pain)
December 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why does god give his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles? (Crazy style stomach pain)
My #FaBTCG 2025 Recap:
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My #FaBTCG 2025 Recap:
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Yall ever think it’s crazy that IBS is short for I Be Shittin?
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yall ever think it’s crazy that IBS is short for I Be Shittin?
Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are incapable of regularly winning your local armory, you probably aren’t making day 2 of a Calling+ event or top 8 of a BH.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are incapable of regularly winning your local armory, you probably aren’t making day 2 of a Calling+ event or top 8 of a BH.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
0-2 today. Game got hands.
5-3 into Day 2 of Worlds. This game is EZ. #FaBTCG
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
0-2 today. Game got hands.
If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.
Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
With all the hate around LL, I would like to throw an idea out there.
What if there was a Semi-Restricted list where you allow players to have 3 copies of a card, but they get to choose the colors.
Thoughts are around Bonds, CYB, Open and Somersault are probs too good to allow 3 though.
#FaBTCG
What if there was a Semi-Restricted list where you allow players to have 3 copies of a card, but they get to choose the colors.
Thoughts are around Bonds, CYB, Open and Somersault are probs too good to allow 3 though.
#FaBTCG
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
With all the hate around LL, I would like to throw an idea out there.
What if there was a Semi-Restricted list where you allow players to have 3 copies of a card, but they get to choose the colors.
Thoughts are around Bonds, CYB, Open and Somersault are probs too good to allow 3 though.
#FaBTCG
What if there was a Semi-Restricted list where you allow players to have 3 copies of a card, but they get to choose the colors.
Thoughts are around Bonds, CYB, Open and Somersault are probs too good to allow 3 though.
#FaBTCG
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I saw our friendly local
NoArcane,NoIce,NoFatigue
Talishar player and decided to have a go with Arakni.
Chaos Ensued..
I call it: A Valiant Tale.
#fabtcg
NoArcane,NoIce,NoFatigue
Talishar player and decided to have a go with Arakni.
Chaos Ensued..
I call it: A Valiant Tale.
#fabtcg
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I saw our friendly local
NoArcane,NoIce,NoFatigue
Talishar player and decided to have a go with Arakni.
Chaos Ensued..
I call it: A Valiant Tale.
#fabtcg
NoArcane,NoIce,NoFatigue
Talishar player and decided to have a go with Arakni.
Chaos Ensued..
I call it: A Valiant Tale.
#fabtcg
What if they unbanned Tome of the Firebrand? Haha jk…unless 😳
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What if they unbanned Tome of the Firebrand? Haha jk…unless 😳
August 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Replying to a my buddy with only Minions gifs until he says something.
August 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Replying to a my buddy with only Minions gifs until he says something.
Ford really got suburban whites in a gorilla grip coochie when they decided to name one of their Bronco trims the ‘Outer Banks Edition’.
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ford really got suburban whites in a gorilla grip coochie when they decided to name one of their Bronco trims the ‘Outer Banks Edition’.
Put my hero and equipment in mini snaps today for the first time to see how the other half thinks.
I think I’m going to be sick.
I think I’m going to be sick.
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Put my hero and equipment in mini snaps today for the first time to see how the other half thinks.
I think I’m going to be sick.
I think I’m going to be sick.
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If I was only allowed to nominate one person in the entire fab content space that deserves the grant money, it is The Table Pit
We made a Crocheted Card Sleeve on our new Public Access TV Show The Table Crafting Group!
(If you don't know what public access tv is, ask your parents)
youtu.be/auZKH-huBg8
(If you don't know what public access tv is, ask your parents)
youtu.be/auZKH-huBg8
The Card Koozie
YouTube video by The Table Pit
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If I was only allowed to nominate one person in the entire fab content space that deserves the grant money, it is The Table Pit
I think the most iconic interaction I had this weekend at Singapore was the opponent who showed up 2/3 minutes late.
Mans looked a judge in the eye when they informed him he was late and said “No I wasn’t. I’ve been here for a few minutes.”
Mans looked a judge in the eye when they informed him he was late and said “No I wasn’t. I’ve been here for a few minutes.”
July 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I think the most iconic interaction I had this weekend at Singapore was the opponent who showed up 2/3 minutes late.
Mans looked a judge in the eye when they informed him he was late and said “No I wasn’t. I’ve been here for a few minutes.”
Mans looked a judge in the eye when they informed him he was late and said “No I wasn’t. I’ve been here for a few minutes.”
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I really don't like this combination. If I get a PQ win early and my local PQ is later, I can't support them and they might lose the ability to run PQs because of it? Especially for a PT across the world that people are less likely to compete for.
July 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I really don't like this combination. If I get a PQ win early and my local PQ is later, I can't support them and they might lose the ability to run PQs because of it? Especially for a PT across the world that people are less likely to compete for.