Darcy Boese
road.kill.com
Darcy Boese
@road.kill.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I prompted multiple chatbots with these first couple of lines, but ChatGPT’s response was the clear winner:

Twas the night before Thanksgiving,
And in the White House
Lurked the MAGA fiend,
The big Orange Louse;

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November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
October 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Boomers vs Millennials
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Some AI Whimsy pt.6
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*That moment you woke up with a bug up your butt about something

No wait, it’s just Steven again

#NotMyPresident #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As of today, 53% of ALL United States government “shutdown days” have been under Trump’s administrations

And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too

Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me

#NotMyPresident
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s a very short poem
#NotMyPresident
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s not just a cold,
Won’t get better by itself.
Please get better soon!

#Haiku #NotMyPresident
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you're on this list
You've gotten in Good Trouble
Keep up the great work

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident
Democrats’ Unhinged Crusade Against ICE Fuels Bloodshed
The carnage in Dallas, Texas — where a maniac with “ANTI-ICE” ammo gunned down an ICE field office in an attack clearly targeted at ICE personnel — lays
www.whitehouse.gov
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now bathrooms are “woke”?
Mine at home is unisex
So what kind is yours?

#Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Some AI Whimsy pt.5
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Some AI Whimsy pt.4
September 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Some AI Whimsy pt.3
September 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
He’s “disappointed”?
Or just a short memory?
Elbows are still up

#Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
September 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
History repeats?
A common misconception
But it often rhymes

#Haiku #NotMyPresident

boingboing.net/2025/09/18/s...
Silencing satire: Goebbels' 1939 political comedy purge in Nazi Germany
In 1939, Nazi Germany banned five popular comedians for political jokes, revealing how authoritarians fear satire
boingboing.net
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You stole my handle
Cuz you don’t like my nickname?
A chilling effect!

@bsky.app
#Haiku

I’ve had this domain for 30 years, and have been “the possum” longer than that. Recent events may have made you wary; and while I’ve been critical of gov’t overreach I’m NOT inciting violence, not even close!
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM