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Ross Clelland
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Jaundiced observer. Sometime Editor. Afterthought.
Enquire within.
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Loch Slapin, Isle of Skye (Bill Brandt, 1947).
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Just a coincidence, I'm sure - but you'd be amazed by how many of those sports "stars" demanding a #RoyalCommission are handled by Max Markson's company.
You know Max - the dad of SkyNews' Sharri.🤔
#Bondi
#auspol
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Australian perspective:
Hegseth obviously intently Googling "Dan Murphy opening hours".
#Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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This remains one of the scariest statements about American ignorance ever seen.
#Kimmel should probably give it another run, asking the punters to locate #Venezuela on the map...
youtu.be/kRh1zXFKC_o?...
Can You Name a Country?
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Pretty much.
#Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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...And you just know the mud coloured shit volcano will still be shilling for that Nobel Peace Prize, and his enablers and idiot base will still be going along with the idea.
#Trump
#Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Pretty much.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Susssan, longing for the good ol' days of LNP governments, resurrects the Soviet Union.
Our relationship with President Reagan has immediately improved.
#Ley
#Ukraine
#auspol
#FFS
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Wrapped Opera House concept (Christo, 1969).
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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2025, The year in review.
(*With thanks to David Shrigley)
#NYE
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Dear Southgate Shopping Centre Street library:
"Yeah, nah..." and "Fuck no!".
Thanks anyway.
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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First-class marksman (Sidney Nolan, 1946).
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Confused and disappointed by a two-day test match?
Try this handy visual aid.
#TheAshes
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Of course, if England don't cock this up - and that's not entirely out of the question - they will carry on like they've not only won #TheAshes, but the FIFA World Cup, Sydney-To-Hobart, and the W.S.Cox Plate.
And crow over the innate brilliance of #Bazball.
Sorry fellas, that horse has bolted.
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Cars and Rocks (Edward Hopper, 1927).
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Christmas Bells (Margaret Preston, 1925).
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Random "just fell off the shelf" soundtrack.
Bugger me, what a good record.
#PeteTownshend
#EmptyGlass
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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All on a summer's day (Charles Conder, 1888).
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Eggs (Max Dupain, 1935).
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Who said Meta AI can't ask the important questions?
#auspol
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Kurrajong (Brett Whiteley, 1981).
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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There's a Catch-22 quality to the gun ownership debate.
Much like having a Pitbull or Rottweiler, it tends to be those who want one most are the very people who should have one least...
#Bondi
#auspol
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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If by "predictable" they mean Frydenberg surfacing from the obscurity he so richly deserves to try and get some political mileage while there's still blood on the footpath, ok sure.
#Bondi
#auspol
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Figures by the shore (Elioth Gruner, 1934).
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Claustrophobia (n.):
Fear of being trapped in a chimney.
#SeasonalDadJoke
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM