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Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.
Movies still make me feel things. I feel regret most of the time, but movies still make me feel things.
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Movies still make me feel things. I feel regret most of the time, but movies still make me feel things.
I'm givin' it to the baby.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I'm givin' it to the baby.
I'm a grown up. I wanna see that doll run around with a knife and just stab people.
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I'm a grown up. I wanna see that doll run around with a knife and just stab people.
Everybody, start making Disney plagiarism videos.
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everybody, start making Disney plagiarism videos.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
There's practical uses for AI in terms of, like, combing through data and statistics and that kind of thing, as a time saver, as a tool. Not as a means to pretend that you're creative.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There's practical uses for AI in terms of, like, combing through data and statistics and that kind of thing, as a time saver, as a tool. Not as a means to pretend that you're creative.
Jay, I just joined the Twitter and I learned it's not okay to assign gender to anybody. She was a pretty little lady with a beard.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Jay, I just joined the Twitter and I learned it's not okay to assign gender to anybody. She was a pretty little lady with a beard.
Hey! Remember cocaine? Cocaine was one of the key creative ingredients in putting together the original, an ingredient that's sadly lacking from Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hey! Remember cocaine? Cocaine was one of the key creative ingredients in putting together the original, an ingredient that's sadly lacking from Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
In this age of Donald Trump and terrorism, what people want is a dark Star Wars film.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
In this age of Donald Trump and terrorism, what people want is a dark Star Wars film.
Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.
All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.
I hate AI in the world of art.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I hate AI in the world of art.
It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.
Woody Allen needs to make the next Transformers movie.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Woody Allen needs to make the next Transformers movie.
Six miserable, awful kids did something awful and miserable to a miserable, awful girl and she turned into a Skype ghost and killed them.
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Six miserable, awful kids did something awful and miserable to a miserable, awful girl and she turned into a Skype ghost and killed them.
It's like the touch football version of street fighting.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's like the touch football version of street fighting.
Cause of death: Tums festival.
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cause of death: Tums festival.
Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!
Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.
Bluesky's automod AI has deemed Mike Stoklasa unfit for public consumption.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bluesky's automod AI has deemed Mike Stoklasa unfit for public consumption.
Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?