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Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.
Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.
All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.
I hate AI in the world of art.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I hate AI in the world of art.
It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.
Woody Allen needs to make the next Transformers movie.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Woody Allen needs to make the next Transformers movie.
Six miserable, awful kids did something awful and miserable to a miserable, awful girl and she turned into a Skype ghost and killed them.
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Six miserable, awful kids did something awful and miserable to a miserable, awful girl and she turned into a Skype ghost and killed them.
It's like the touch football version of street fighting.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's like the touch football version of street fighting.
Cause of death: Tums festival.
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cause of death: Tums festival.
Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!
Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.
Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?
Then I'll dress up in black face. I heard seals respond positively to black face. A little known fact.
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Then I'll dress up in black face. I heard seals respond positively to black face. A little known fact.
Isn't the theater going experience wonderful. Just constantly people coughing and looking at their phones and talking to each other.
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Isn't the theater going experience wonderful. Just constantly people coughing and looking at their phones and talking to each other.
Mike, you do understand that some day, some day in the not too distant future, you are really going to get your comeuppance.
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mike, you do understand that some day, some day in the not too distant future, you are really going to get your comeuppance.
There is no soul. Star Trek takes place in an atheistic universe where God does not exist, Mike. I'm so sorry.
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There is no soul. Star Trek takes place in an atheistic universe where God does not exist, Mike. I'm so sorry.
If you know why this movie exists, please contact us.
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If you know why this movie exists, please contact us.
Oh my God, I just want to see a kid take a shit.
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh my God, I just want to see a kid take a shit.
We're not talking about UFOs! We're talking about something that's real: ghosts.
September 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We're not talking about UFOs! We're talking about something that's real: ghosts.
I've always been fascinated by 'Satanic panic' because it wasn't real. Everybody was convinced that there was someone in your neighborhood that was gonna kidnap and murder your child.
And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I've always been fascinated by 'Satanic panic' because it wasn't real. Everybody was convinced that there was someone in your neighborhood that was gonna kidnap and murder your child.
And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.
I've never been so happy to be close to death.
September 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I've never been so happy to be close to death.
Every movie is someone's favorite movie.
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Every movie is someone's favorite movie.
Oh thank you, Mr. Maculkin.
September 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Oh thank you, Mr. Maculkin.